| Hud | glhf | 00:03 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by 2 Percent Milk | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Ubercharges are also paused | 03:18 |
| ed : med dropped a vase | 03:18 |
| *DEAD* luigi : med's vase fell | 03:18 |
| ed : shattered everywhere | 03:18 |
| *DEAD* luigi : thousands of flowers | 03:18 |
| *DEAD* luigi : ed made them | 03:18 |
| jean integrity : ed | 03:18 |
| ed : its absoluley horrible arrangment | 03:18 |
| jayeezy : mb | 03:18 |
| Zolo : erectile dysfunction | 03:18 |
| *DEAD* PERC LFT : ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜʀᴀɢ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ | 03:18 |
| jean integrity : u guys ever heard of Coach P.? | 03:18 |
| jean integrity : hes hiring | 03:18 |
| snow : SODAAAAAAAA | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute | 03:18 |
| snow : everyone press e | 03:18 |
| ed : type gg wihtout chat open to cancel pause | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes | 03:18 |
| jean integrity : eat the glass | 03:18 |
| Zolo : play with the glass on the floor | 03:18 |
| 2 Percent Milk : unpausing | 03:18 |
| jean integrity : talk to the glass | 03:18 |
| Zolo : roll your toesies over it | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by 2 Percent Milk... | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 03:18 |
| snow : SODAAAAAAAA | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 03:18 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 03:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 04:00 |
| Hud | gr | 04:13 |
| jean integrity | OH MY GOD MATE | 04:48 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 11.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 05:14 |
| Hud | gr | 06:32 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 09:41 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 10:43 |
| Hud | gr | 11:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 32 seconds before using it | 12:57 |
| Hud | gr | 14:40 |
| snow | is it true ya'll highlander players are big fans of cheese pizza? | 14:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 60 seconds before using it | 16:46 |
| Hud | gr | 17:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 20:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 142 seconds before using it | 21:21 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 137 seconds before using it | 22:28 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 24:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 96% uber | 26:14 |
| jean integrity | dear lord | 26:17 |
| snow | xD | 26:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 26:24 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 27:22 |
| Hud | gr | 29:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 18.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 30:17 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 31:20 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 116 seconds before using it | 32:01 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 56 seconds before using it | 32:16 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 33:59 |
| jean integrity | LMNFAO | 34:02 |
| jean integrity | WTF | 34:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 34:26 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 35:53 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 39 seconds before using it | 35:58 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 58 seconds before using it | 38:02 |
| snow | xDD | 38:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 17.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 38:54 |
| Hud | gg | 39:40 |
| Zolo | G | 39:42 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 39:47 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 39:47 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 39:47 |