| [skvr] johnny wise | look out to the palm trees | 00:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 27 seconds | 01:06 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 01:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 01:36 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | She delivers her judgment through the mere act of indifference or receptivity. | 03:09 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | Is trust possible in the age of automated artifice? | 03:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 03:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 04:51 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | Your thoughts are a flawed self-awareness of a biologically limited model of the world. | 05:07 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 05:49 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 18.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:27 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | The word 'vice' no longer arouses disgust, but insatiable curiosity. | 08:07 |
| talk to women challenge (IMPOSS | i thought i had pistol equipped | 08:19 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 11.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 08:24 |
| art vandelay | lmao | 08:25 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 10:23 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | I crown me with the million-colored sun and replace my soul with salacious memes. | 11:02 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | How much truth is hidden in plain sight, unknowable only because you don't know to search for it? | 11:35 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 11:42 |
| FELONIOUS MONK | im losing my will to live | 11:47 |
| doritoscrunchmaster47 | same | 11:58 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 14:42 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 75 seconds before using it | 14:51 |
| FELONIOUS MONK | lmfao | 15:40 |
| Sinq | lol | 15:42 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | Subtext is the language of those who guard themselves against subversion. | 15:45 |
| FELONIOUS MONK | i cant read | 15:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 98% uber | 15:51 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | Everything is a useless speculative asset except guns and water. | 16:41 |
| watterson :3 | that is so true | 16:45 |
| jackawa | i have to mute u | 16:50 |
| talk to women challenge (IMPOSS | he does this every scrim | 17:00 |
| == | ˜”*°•.˜”*°•₲ⱤØØ₥ɆⱤ ĐØ₩₦•°*”˜.•°*”˜ | 17:04 |
| Cliff | calm down | 17:07 |
| watterson :3 | Napalm : stick your weiner in my butt and lets go | 17:18 |
| FELONIOUS MONK | <|O:) | 17:21 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 19 seconds | 17:30 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | Our evolved psychology can respond in maladaptive ways to novel stimuli. | 17:53 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 18:08 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 74 seconds before using it | 18:37 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 70 seconds before using it | 18:40 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | Facing one's own market-driven replaceability results in existential dread. | 20:10 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 21:21 |
| [skvr] johnny wise | tghg | 21:23 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 21:49 |
| Sinq | ggs | 23:17 |
| Throw Your Phone Away | What if the mind is a market of ideas, indeed, what if all minds are? | 23:17 |
| art vandelay | gg | 23:20 |
| [RGLQoL] Match ended. Wait 90 seconds to changelevel to avoid cutting off actively broadcasting STV. This can be overridden with a second changelevel command. | 23:25 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 23:25 |