| spaghetti | 4th half goin nuts | 00:03 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | Innovation is not the destruction of old categories, but the classification of new perceptions. | 00:42 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 00:45 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 20 seconds | 01:03 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | Narratives are the wellspring of identities, but all the old narratives are zombies, dead yet walking. | 01:12 |
| pmn | u r REDACTED | 01:31 |
| george holdin' w bush | no u | 01:37 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | They made themselves that way, and declared ugliness and weakness to be the same as beauty and strength. | 01:46 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 54 seconds before using it | 01:56 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 60 seconds before using it | 01:59 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 02:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 43 seconds before using it | 03:14 |
| Zokie0 | lol | 03:44 |
| s$_john f suckaD_$s | why are you so bad | 04:25 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | Weep for us moderns! We are richer than avarice itself and because of this we are blind to our poverty! | 04:30 |
| rabbit | UBER SVS | 04:35 |
| Lyndon's Big Johnson | why did you get so toxic | 04:40 |
| Lyndon's Big Johnson | weird | 04:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 22.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:22 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | We love when we learn something counterintuitive - we tell it to all our friends. Inverting a norm gives you power. | 06:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 97% uber | 07:12 |
| big larry | bro | 07:24 |
| rabbit | ??? | 07:24 |
| rabbit | how did i not die | 07:29 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | Smart people can rationalize anything, so they create and spread the most insidious lies. | 07:42 |
| Lyndon's Big Johnson | lmaooo | 07:45 |
| s$_john f suckaD_$s | lmao | 07:48 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | 'Citation' is the mechanism that is used to manufacture truth. Their science is not empirical, it is prescriptive. | 08:10 |
| spaghetti | A hold is a hoax | 08:25 |
| rabbit | we're doing A hold | 08:34 |
| rabbit | cheater | 08:47 |
| T'ngai Jan | we're actually hard committing to D | 08:47 |
| Lyndon's Big Johnson | LMAOO | 08:51 |
| rabbit | CHEATER | 08:51 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | It’s not really possible to overstate how much you become what you behold. | 08:52 |
| rabbit | FUCK U | 08:52 |
| george holdin' w bush | commit to the d | 08:54 |
| Lyndon's Big Johnson | i didnt even see anything | 08:59 |
| T'ngai Jan | how do you mute people for in-game chat | 09:01 |
| george holdin' w bush | alt-f4 | 09:09 |
| Lyndon's Big Johnson | type quit in console | 09:12 |
| Rutherford "B-E" Hayes | fear me | 09:21 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 09:45 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | In the end we learn that the Minotaur is miserable. Like so many in the modern world, he longs for death. | 09:50 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 35 seconds before using it | 10:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 119 seconds before using it | 10:21 |
| kjr :d | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 11:52 |
| no | ٠○•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•○٠ | 11:55 |
| tiger | lol | 11:55 |
| kjr :d | just following orders | 12:07 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | Nuanced/thoughtful words cannot survive in the metamind of a group of people. | 12:11 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 12:33 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | When you talk you are trying to pull things out of your mental model and map them into the models of others. | 13:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:49 |
| george holdin' w bush | unlucky | 13:50 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | Who will sing songs of your bravery and victory, when you win in a video game? | 14:33 |
| rabbit | wtf | 15:30 |
| rabbit | dz is invite medic :3 | 15:35 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | It is not enough to possess a talent - I must also have your permission, is that not so, my friends? | 15:38 |
| The End Was Drawing Near | What can I say to awaken your soul, invert your parochial intuitions, break you out of your dialog tree? | 15:50 |
| george holdin' w bush | i'm invite swimming | 15:58 |
| [RGLQoL] Match ended. Wait 90 seconds to changelevel to avoid cutting off actively broadcasting STV. This can be overridden with a second changelevel command. | 16:06 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 16:06 |