Demo uploaded by serveme.tf 9 months ago
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Plasma hacksaw | 22 | 11 | 16 | 12 | 11 | 13 | Professor Renderer | ||||
| BOTH.j4rb1 | 20 | 14 | 15 | 15 | 10 | 27 | tiny | ||||
| Eagan Gbao | 15 | 3 | 18 | 16 | 8 | 14 | sadie sorceress | ||||
| Sonnetica | 1 | 2 | 4 | 17 | 3 | 29 | 大的 捕蝦 | ||||
| EN User | 14 | 2 | 17 | 12 | 8 | 26 | doorknob | ||||
| Gh0st7580 | 4 | 6 | 22 | 5 | 14 | 1 | ANormal Duck | ||||
| Samsung Sam | 1 | 9 | 18 |
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brand new bag for pearl [P-REC] Recording... 00:04 pastry [P-REC] Recording... 00:04 Professor Renderer !extend 01:43 doorknob erm 01:51 sadie sorceress ok 01:55 Professor Renderer funny 01:56 [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! 04:02 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 134 seconds before using it 05:09 Sonnetica someone in spec sub me in red 05:17 Sonnetica i gtg afk 05:23 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *NIE ŻYJE* igoriusz : kick j_4rb1 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Mr. Ben : camper 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : hz : kys 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : hz : me better 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : J_4rb1 (Score : 20) defeats Vladimir Putin (Score : 3) in a duel to 20 on granary last 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : SHUNDAR : cool gay scout tryhard j_4rb1 i fuck ur mom 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : badboy405123 : fucking bug 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *DEAD* average phlog enjoyer : kys scout 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *DEAD* Aimless : ew, J_4rb1 got auto-balanced to our team 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : КОЛЯ ЖЕЛЕЗЯКА : Run away xd 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Gary : haha +s gaming 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : mahmoud_s3x_God : you are so fucking desperate 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : your penis is going into flames : we all know 6's players are fat losers who only have tf2 going for them 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : kirkan : J_4rb1 super weird lag with only 67 ping 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : kirkan : and a vac ban too hmmmmm 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : greg club : greg club 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *DEAD* drainer bill : man im dead 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : johnnyfromspacekids : johnnyfromspacekids 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : hypothy : yeah. im fucking pissed. Im remebering why I quit comp 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : goldapples : johnnyfromspacekids : j4rb1 : smokey : I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME TOWNZE, spoonz - good townze good townze 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : rise in bed : Our player is master baiting to furry porn 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : rise in bed : hol up 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *SPEC* thu4der : TRASH 2K ELO REMOVE OMFG 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *NIE ŻYJE* Mackowski : spierdalaj 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *NIE ŻYJE* Mackowski : jebany 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *NIE ŻYJE* igoriusz : kick j_4rb1 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Mr. Ben : camper 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : hz : kys 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : hz : me better 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : J_4rb1 (Score : 20) defeats Vladimir Putin (Score : 3) in a duel to 20 on granary last 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : SHUNDAR : cool gay scout tryhard j_4rb1 i fuck ur mom 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : badboy405123 : fucking bug 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *DEAD* average phlog enjoyer : kys scout 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *DEAD* Aimless : ew, J_4rb1 got auto-balanced to our team 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : КОЛЯ ЖЕЛЕЗЯКА : Run away xd 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Gary : haha +s gaming 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : mahmoud_s3x_God : you are so fucking desperate 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : your penis is going into flames : we all know 6's players are fat losers who only have tf2 going for them 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : kirkan : J_4rb1 super weird lag with only 67 ping 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : kirkan : and a vac ban too hmmmmm 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : greg club : greg club 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *DEAD* drainer bill : man im dead 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : johnnyfromspacekids : johnnyfromspacekids 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : hypothy : yeah. im fucking pissed. Im remebering why I quit comp 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : goldapples : johnnyfromspacekids : j4rb1 : smokey : I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME TOWNZE, spoonz - good townze good townze 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : rise in bed : Our player is master baiting to furry porn 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : rise in bed : hol up 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *SPEC* thu4der : TRASH 2K ELO REMOVE OMFG 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *NIE ŻYJE* Mackowski : spierdalaj 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : s(^_^)b 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : NO FLEX (9-_-)9 ZONE 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : @_@ 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : ᴸᴼᴸ 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : /teleport 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : J4 stop shotgun denying me - sm0key 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : J4 you're not soapymeister - sm0key 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : J4 stop with that yum yum movement - sm0key 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : J4 you're not clockwork -sm0key 05:26 *DEAD* Samsung Sam : avwjkhbtszdg ec jma, S?:cverFZS 05:26 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 05:26 大的 捕蝦 : The Laughing Gentleman Gamer™: nice skills but try starting a family maybe 05:26 [Pause] Type repause in the console to let in EN User 05:26 [Pause] Game was repaused by pastry 05:26 doorknob : pastry 05:26 doorknob : sub in 05:26 *SPEC* pastry : i already pulled someone in 05:26 doorknob : that takes too long 05:26 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : .ss 05:26 doorknob : erm yes it is 05:26 *DEAD* sadie sorceress : 05:26 doorknob : it's your server 05:26 [Pause] Type repause in the console to let in EN User 05:26 [Pause] Game was repaused by doorknob 05:26 *SPEC* pastry : not my fault he crashed lol 05:26 [Pause] Game was paused by pastry 05:26 [Pause] Ubercharges are also paused 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : .ss 05:26 *DEAD* Eagan Gbao : .ss 05:26 doorknob : pastry sub in 05:26 *DEAD* Professor Renderer : .ss 05:26 [Pause] Type repause in the console to let in EN User 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *NIE ŻYJE* Mackowski : spierdalaj 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : *NIE ŻYJE* Mackowski : jebany 05:26 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Im considering playing against you with my eyes closed, cause playing one handed didnt make it any harder. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : There are vacuum cleaners that suck less than you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I've had jar lids give me a bigger challenge than you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If it wasn't for gravity you couldn't even hit the fucking ground 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : How'd you get through the tutorial? 05:27 大的 捕蝦 : EN User: pls dont run offclasses 05:27 doorknob : g 05:27 doorknob : g 05:27 [Pause] Game has been paused for 3 minutes 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If the body is 70% water how are you 100% salt??? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I would insult you but nature did a better job. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Don't worry guys, I'm a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Perhaps your strategy should include trying. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd tell you to commit suicide, but then you'd have a kill. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You have worse map awareness than Christopher fucking Columbus. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You must really like that respawn timer 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You have the situational awareness of a potato 05:27 doorknob : JUST PLAY PASTRY 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're the human equivalent of a participation award. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd just ruin that for everyone else too 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : At least your ping score is higher than mine. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : if i wanted to kill myself id jump from your ego to your IQ 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You have the situational awareness of a potato 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Are you aiming for a pacifist walkthrough? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I hope one day you regain the use of your hands. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The keys you're looking for are Alt-F4 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You know all those times your parents said video games would get you nowhere? They were right. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : **PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Everyone who loves you is wrong. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : have you ever had a conversation where the other person wasn't just shaking their head in disappointment? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Try playing the game normally, instead of just repeatedly slamming your forehead into the keyboard. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You are what you eat, and you're a dick. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Are your parents siblings? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Even Noah can't carry these animals 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Turning on your monitor would help. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Maybe you should try something more on your level, like rock-paper-scissors. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Maybe you should try a single-player game. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're lagging so hard you're still in 2015 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You would make a perfect stormtrooper. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If your Mom's vagina was a video game it would be rated E for everyone 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : just do exactly the opposite of everything you think and we might have a chance 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Please be careful to ensure your tears don't get into the electronics. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Feminists get more trigger time than you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I didn't know they let Stormtroopers play video games 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : you camp more than Bear Grylls 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If stupidity was a character class, your stats would be legendary. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You must really like spectating your team 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Tried Uploading this to pornhub...but they don't accept rape 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. It was lag, wasn't it? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Try not to trip on your skill level on the way out. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If life is like a box of chocolates, you're a fucking raisin 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I have bowel movements that move faster than your thought process 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're the reason they need to put instructions on shampoo bottles. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : When i die i want you guys to lower my coffin so you can let me down one more time 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You are why aliens wont talk to us. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : This guy has the map awareness of fucking Christopher Columbus. 05:27 doorknob : THE GUY CRASHED 3 TIMES 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : It's dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence!!! 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You can start trying any time you like. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're worth less than a Steam trading card 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : There are loads of tutorials online that will show you how to setup your mouse properly. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You might help your future win-rate by uninstalling. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You need to go back to growing things on Farmville 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Too bad you weren't in control of the Titanic. You would have missed the Iceberg. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : ***PROTIP*** use your mouse to look around 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Maybe you should try something more your speed.. like stopping 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I could eat alphabet soup and still shit out a better argument than you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If the game was about getting killed, I bet you would be still alive. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Help & Options -> How To Play 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The keys your looking for are Alt-F4 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Stephen Hawkings probably runs better than your game 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Imagine what your life would be if your parents weren't siblings. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The Escape button is your best and only friend. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your reaction time is as fast as coastal erosion. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You are as useless as a white crayon 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The game wants to uninstall you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd tell you to kill yourself, but chances are you'd fuck that up too 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your existance is proof people don't know how to pull out. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I guess my team is sponsored by the Make-A-Wish foundation... 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : How many tries did it take for you to click on the button that launches the game? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If you want to reduce the number of times you lose, you could try uninstalling 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Auto-sniper just means it's semi-automatic. You stil have to aim. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I would ask if you were new, but that would imply you can actually get better 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Are you playing on pacifist mode? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Letting you live was medical malpractice 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : At least buy your jungler some marshmallows if he's going to be camping so much 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Access the cheat menu with ALT + F4 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Who set the bots to passive? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Mentally challenged people don't want to be referred as 'Retarded' becuase they don't want to be compared with you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : PROTIP: Knowing when to quit is a useful skill. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : That crosshair is for aiming at enemies, you know. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Believe in yourself, because the rest of us think you're an idiot. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Are you collecting bullets? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm a plumber and even I can't handle your shit. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Does your owner know you're running on the keyboard? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Don't worry guys, I am a trash man IRL. I am used to carry garbage like you 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your aim is so poor that people held a fundraiser for it 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : All the flavors in the world....and you choose to be fucking salty 05:27 [Pause] Game has been paused for 4 minutes 05:27 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by EN User... 05:27 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : NO FLEX (9-_-)9 ZONE 05:27 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 05:27 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 05:27 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 05:27 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Have you considered other hobbies? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : 404: Skill not found 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're that one guy that would actually get his dick stuck in a ceiling fan for not following instructions. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : don't trip on your way into respawn 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If I wanted to kill myself I would jump from your ego down to your IQ 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I hope you're the last person in a human centipede. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Can someone set the bot difficulty at least to medium, please? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : hold on im loading my scripts for giving a shit 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd rather fuck a bear trap than live a minute of your life 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : you almost didn't die that time 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Shouldn't you be trying to put a round block in a square hole somewhere? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : How are you this bad at support? Do you work for Comcast? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : are you watching porn or something i swear to god you're playing with one hand 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Is your monitor on 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I recommend you keep crying. It's the only thing you're doing right. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I was pro-life until I met you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm super glad you're enjoying the rich tapestry of art assets and sprites, but some of us are trying to win the fucking game 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're the reason your parents fight 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm glad to see you took a break from Cookie Clicker to grace us with your MANY talents 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Hey, give me a shoutout to your 2 Twitch viewers 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You must really like spectating your team 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I guess the abortion clinic forgot one 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I bet your club penguin pets killed themselves 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Can you just place your cat on the keyboard and leave? We've a better chance of winning that way. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : No this isn't Pay-To-Win, all you have to do is pay attention 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Are you constipated? 'cause you ain't doin' shit. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : why turn on the computer if you're just gonna make it depressed 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If you keep crying, we're going to need to build another Ark. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : This is why people talk about you when you're not around. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Maybe if you stopped using your keyboard as a doormat you could actually win. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : This isn't golf dude. You don't get a handicap. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : **PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : A law prohibiting you from breeding would be justified but unnecessary 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Guys, can we put the bots on a higher difficulty? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Be honest, are you just a cat swatting at the keyboard? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm actually a dump truck driver because i carry trash like you all day 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : aww, you're just like Jesus, always respawning and never hurting anyone :) 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You should eat some makeup so you can at least be pretty on the inside. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : When your parents said shoot for the stars, this is not what they meant. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You couldn't be more inbred if you were in a fucking sandwich. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : How many tries did it take for you to click the install button? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd call you a piece of shit but that at least has use as fertilizer 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 05:27 *DEAD* sadie sorceress : real player i beg 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your asshole must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You know that if you plug the screen in you can actually see the enemies. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : i'm just impressed you're still trying to play with a trackball 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Do you need help? I ask cause the only way I can imagine you playing this bad, was if you had collapsed on your keyboard. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I can't wait till I have dementia so I can forget that ever happened. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Achievement Unlocked: More Time Dead Than Alive 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Can't hear you from the bottom of the scoreboard 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : With all these flavors why do you choose to be salty? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Can you please check if your mouse is plugged in? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : All of these flavors and you choose to be salty 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : What's the difference between you and a bench? The bench can actually support an entire team. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You failed, just like your dad's condom 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : you could season a meal with all that salt from your tears 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Does your mouse have kickback when you shoot? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I see somebody went to the Stormtrooper school of marksmanship. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm pretty sure the only thing you can turn on is your laptop. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd suggest you to uninstall the game but I bet it's too complex for you 05:27 [Pause] Type repause in the console to let in EN User 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You can start trying now. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You deserve a high five, to the face, with a chair 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Children with cancer take losing better than you do. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I cant hear you at the bottom of the scoreboard 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If you want to hear about mistakes, ask your parents. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Go play Lemmings, at least you'll be able to kill something. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Is your huge death count compensating for something? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : There's a good game for you to practice. It's called Cookie Clicker. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Not even Atlas can carry this Team 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I understand blaming the lag... between your brain and reflexes. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Yes, we know, you have a penis. Please remove it from the keyboard and play. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Oh wait, this is not a bot game? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Even a stormtrooper has a better aim than you 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I bet if you would go afk, you would play better 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Don't shoot yourself! Not because I'd miss you, because you'd miss you 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Im sure that extra chromosome helps you out with something but it sure as fuck isnt this 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Go down to the nearest drugstore and buy a little thing called viagra. It will help you go fuck yourself. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You should commit suicide. That way you'd have at least one kill. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You might just create another dead sea with all your tears. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Hey you got something added to your score. Wait... that's just another death. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : you couldn't be more inbred even if you were in a fucking sandwich 05:27 [Pause] Game was repaused by pastry 05:27 BOTH.j4rb1 I wish my HIV-Test would be as negative as your score 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You should make a team and call it 'soup kitchen' cause you're feeding everyone 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'm trying to see this from your perspective, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my own ass. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Feed any more and you'll end world hunger. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : It's just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Let's just let natural selection take it's course 05:27 doorknob : PASTRY 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Remember that it's better to try and fail than to not try at all, so don't be afraid to start trying any time now 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Isn't your time running out on the library computer? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You are like Forrest Gump but without the running thing. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I bet you can't see the screen with all your tears 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : A million years of evolution and we get you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : It was just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : 95% of lag occurs between the player and the computer 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Well I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I'm pretty sure you'd miss. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I don't lift, but I sure do carry. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your aim is so poor Bono is holding a charity concert for it. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You probably get your insults on CS:GO from a shittalk generator 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : If I had 2 bullets and I was in a room with Bieber, Hitler, and you, I'd shoot myself twice. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Would you like some fries with that salt? 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : I think you should press the power button in order to contribute to the game. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Maybe Hello Kitty Island Adventure is more around your skill level 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : even the steam support is more useful than you 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : We will get Half-Life 3 when u get a kill. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : at least you could become a stormtrooper 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Ethiopia could eat for a month the way you are feeding. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Your face looks like it was made by Bethesda 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're supposed to be farming gold, not chromosomes. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : Atleast you got through the tutorial 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : The only thing you've killed this game is my faith in you. 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : You're the reason your dad drinks 05:27 *DEAD* BOTH.j4rb1 : ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 05:27 [STV Stats] RED spent 5.6 seconds after spawning before healing 05:37 doorknob PLZ DONT BAN ME 07:00 doorknob I DID SOMETHING BY MISTAKE 07:06 doorknob MISSCLICK 07:08 BOTH.j4rb1 .ss 08:02 doorknob I AM SO SORRY 08:03 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 92 seconds before using it 10:42 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 85 seconds before using it 10:43 大的 捕蝦 The Laughing Gentleman Gamer™: nice skills but try starting a family maybe 11:42 EN User ok 12:30 大的 捕蝦 EN User: pls dont run offclasses 12:38 [STV Stats] RED spent 11.7 seconds after spawning before healing 12:56 [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 17 seconds 14:29 EN User cringe 14:46 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 15:57 [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! 16:35 [STV Stats] RED spent 10.6 seconds after spawning before healing 17:03 BOTH.j4rb1 .ss 19:11 doorknob ss 19:18 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 70 seconds before using it 22:17 sadie sorceress AOUGH 22:28 BOTH.j4rb1 .ss 22:56 大的 捕蝦 The Laughing Gentleman Gamer™: nice skills but try starting a family maybe 23:37 Gh0st7580 lol 24:00 Eagan Gbao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 24:01 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 24:18 tiny ●•۩۞۩[̲̅ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ.]۩۞۩•●٠ 24:44 [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.1 seconds after spawning before healing 24:47 Professor Renderer gg 25:25 BOTH.j4rb1 *NIE ŻYJE* Mackowski : jebany 25:26 doorknob gg 25:27 sadie sorceress gg 25:27 Professor Renderer .ss 25:30 [LogsTF] Uploading logs... 25:31 [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. 25:31 [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. 25:31 pastry [P-REC] Stop record. 25:31