| Wuhan | i gave you 1 key | 00:03 |
| K0O0O0SINA | [P-REC] Hopping around... | 00:04 |
| SAKKO | [P-REC] Recording... | 00:04 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, ARED 0. | 00:04 |
| [Matcha] 30:00 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:04 |
| SAKKO | what | 00:13 |
| Wuhan | today's kosina birthday | 00:36 |
| SAKKO | oh i see | 00:43 |
| Wuhan | yea that's why | 00:52 |
| K0O0O0SINA | yeeeeee | 01:11 |
| K0O0O0SINA | 機掰 機器人又在耍nt 交易不了 | 01:32 |
| Wuhan | GG | 01:45 |
| ไทยland | .ss | 01:52 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 01:54 |
| patty | NOOB | 02:20 |
| Lucasy | :( | 02:39 |
| starry | :( | 02:45 |
| Lucasy | >:( | 02:50 |
| ukk | ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ | 02:52 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 03:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 04:56 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:48 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 19.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 08:03 |
| Wuhan | ಠ_ಠ | 08:55 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 09:07 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 09:09 |
| ไทยland | L | 10:15 |
| SAKKO | BRUH | 10:23 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 10:29 |
| Catman | LOL | 11:24 |
| Lucasy | so sad | 11:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 145 seconds before using it | 12:37 |
| starry | FUCK | 12:48 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:38 |
| ไทยland | WORTHLESS BEHAVIOR | 14:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 14:43 |
| Lucasy | you guys need sub? | 15:06 |
| ไทยland | W)ELAPWL | 15:08 |
| ไทยland | ??? | 15:09 |
| starry | no need | 15:09 |
| SAKKO | b | 15:10 |
| starry | sakko join | 15:14 |
| Lucasy | or we call it off | 15:23 |
| Lucasy | ? | 15:38 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, ARED 1. | 16:37 |
| [Matcha] 13:27 remaining; starting round 2. | 16:37 |
| Lucasy | :( | 20:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 21:48 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 99% uber | 21:53 |
| patty | Srs Mode Now | 22:14 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, ARED 2. | 22:14 |
| [Matcha] 7:50 remaining; starting round 3. | 22:14 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 23:14 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 23.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 23:46 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 24:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 13.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 24:46 |
| Catman | ggs | 26:14 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 25.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 26:14 |
| Lucasy | :000 | 26:46 |
| Lucasy | ns | 26:51 |
| Lucasy | bro can we just call it off? | 27:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 18.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 27:17 |
| SAKKO | 4v4 mix | 27:19 |
| Lucasy | zzz | 27:26 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 1, ARED 2. | 28:27 |
| [Matcha] 1:37 remaining; starting round 4. | 28:27 |
| Matcha | .ss | 29:18 |
| starry | gg | 29:55 |
| SAKKO | bruh | 29:58 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 2, ARED 2. | 30:01 |
| [Matcha] 0:03 remaining; starting round 5. | 30:01 |
| patty | .ss | 30:44 |