| Fuzzycoco | Hey you! You've finally random crit. | 00:01 |
| Sorry, dudebros | 9v10 scrim? based | 00:07 |
| Fuzzycoco | The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. | 00:14 |
| horactix | nimitz join us | 00:19 |
| Fuzzycoco | What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. | 00:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 23 seconds | 00:25 |
| horactix | just kidding | 00:26 |
| nimitz | ok | 00:26 |
| nimitz | oh | 00:29 |
| nimitz | baited | 00:33 |
| Fuzzycoco | Eighty percent of success is getting crits. | 00:36 |
| horactix | sry dude bro | 00:37 |
| Fuzzycoco | Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. | 00:44 |
| Fuzzycoco | If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. | 00:50 |
| Fuzzycoco | You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. | 01:00 |
| Fuzzycoco | That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. | 01:06 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:07 |
| Fuzzycoco | Before anything else, crits are the key to success. | 01:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. | 01:28 |
| Fuzzycoco | Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. | 01:35 |
| Fuzzycoco | Houston, we have a crit. | 01:55 |
| big jacket smith | free abraxashook and onionhook download at github.com/quantiom/onionhook-menu | 02:03 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 74 seconds before using it | 02:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 61 seconds before using it | 02:09 |
| Fuzzycoco | I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better player | 02:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. | 02:36 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits are a weapon of the strong. | 03:01 |
| big jacket smith | i have never seen something as alien as baiting your maincaller to kill a heavy | 03:47 |
| Fuzzycoco | Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. | 03:50 |
| Fuzzycoco | We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. | 03:58 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. | 04:03 |
| Fuzzycoco | I love the smell of crits in the morning. | 04:11 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 04:22 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 04:27 |
| Fuzzycoco | If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. | 04:28 |
| big jacket smith | erm.. | 06:06 |
| Fuzzycoco | I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. | 06:19 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. | 06:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | Speak softly and carry a big crit. | 06:30 |
| Fuzzycoco | If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden | 06:41 |
| Fuzzycoco | I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. | 06:54 |
| Fuzzycoco | Luke, I am a random crit. | 07:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 39 seconds | 07:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 20 seconds | 07:15 |
| Fuzzycoco | This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! | 07:21 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 07:40 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 07:44 |
| Fuzzycoco | We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. | 07:44 |
| big jacket smith | ? | 07:46 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 07:54 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? | 07:55 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 60 seconds before using it | 08:09 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 81 seconds before using it | 08:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 08:38 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 08:49 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 08:55 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 09:24 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 11:44 |
| Fuzzycoco | Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. | 11:46 |
| Fuzzycoco | Use a crit, Luke. | 11:55 |
| Fuzzycoco | That's no moon, it's a space crit! | 12:00 |
| Fuzzycoco | Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! | 12:05 |
| ray peat kids BULKmaker | Calling for medic! | 12:06 |
| Fuzzycoco | I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. | 12:15 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 12:17 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 12:17 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 12:17 |