Demo uploaded by Taelaro 6 months ago
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fuzzycoco | 16 | 8 | 15 | 8 | 12 | 27 | The Purge March | ||||
| Mr. Luggy | 20 | 1 | 24 | 12 | 3 | 26 | Jack Jackerson | ||||
| p0rps | 0 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 14 | Arsonist Goose | ||||
| doritos | 8 | 1 | 16 | 9 | 10 | 15 | Novus | ||||
| Sick and tired | 12 | 6 | 11 | 16 | 12 | 13 | boldat | ||||
| EAT SPIT! | 13 | 6 | 16 | 11 | 6 | 4 | raVen | ||||
| syco | 2 | 9 | 11 | 8 | 10 | 1 | Blows | ||||
| overdriven assimilation. | 8 | 1 | 12 | 12 | 6 | 26 | Taelaro | ||||
| xboo1x | 13 | 2 | 20 | 8 | 0 | 6 | Evil Pixl |
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Taelaro [P-REC] Recording... 0:00 The Purge March [P-REC] Live in life 02:16 Arsonist Goose [P-REC] Recording... 02:16 Arsonist Goose lol the engie flank 09:22 EAT SPIT! ns 09:35 Novus gr 11:03 boldat jack whip me 11:03 boldat at start 11:05 Taelaro gr 11:12 boldat ty 11:12 boldat all basement 11:47 boldat solly batts 13:48 Novus gr 15:01 EAT SPIT! gr 15:03 Blows gr 15:03 Arsonist Goose gr 15:06 Evil Pixl gr 15:06 Taelaro gr 15:09 EAT SPIT! ns 17:11 Taelaro ty 17:14 syco !extendf 19:07 Novus oh shit 20:50 Blows u good? 21:00 Novus FUCK 21:25 Jack Jackerson timeout 21:26 [Pause] Game was paused by Jack Jackerson 21:29 [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! 21:29 Saving ubercharge level for Blows 21:29 Saving ubercharge level for syco 21:29 Novus yeah 21:29 syco : NAH PLAY IT OUT 21:29 The Purge March : uhhhh 21:29 syco : LAAAAAAME BRO 21:29 Jack Jackerson : nah fam 21:29 Mr. Luggy : fear 21:29 Arsonist Goose : maincaller's headset disconnected XD 21:29 syco : OK 21:29 syco : and? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : unpause or random crit binds 21:29 EAT SPIT! : Simply get engie to call 21:29 doritos : dw mine is disconnected too 21:29 syco : mfer can plug it back in 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 doritos : so its finally even 21:29 The Purge March : He just has to use telekinesis 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Jack Jackerson : can we restart round ? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 Blows : restart round ? 21:29 syco : just play it out 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 syco : nerds 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 The Purge March : is water free? 21:29 Mr. Luggy : just play like us and ignore the maincaller 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 syco : the pond water is 21:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 21:29 syco : little bugs in it 21:29 syco : yummy 21:29 EAT SPIT! : he just has to yell really loud and you can hear him 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 The Purge March : It is good? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 syco : delicious 21:29 Mr. Luggy : we got a 9:30 to get to 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : ok 21:29 syco : play it out 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by syco... 21:29 Arsonist Goose : maincaller comp now crashed XD 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 21:29 Blows : hes restarting i think 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 21:29 [Pause] Game was paused by syco 21:29 [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! 21:29 Saving ubercharge level for Blows 21:29 Saving ubercharge level for syco 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 The Purge March : SYCO 21:29 The Purge March : hi 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 EAT SPIT! : thuth : did u guys get rid of that awful norville guy 21:29 EAT SPIT! : thuth : did u guys get rid of that awful norville guy 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 EAT SPIT! : thuth : did u guys get rid of that awful norville guy 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 EAT SPIT! : thuth : did u guys get rid of that awful norville guy 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 EAT SPIT! : thuth : did u guys get rid of that awful norville guy 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Arsonist Goose : *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who the fuck fed goose *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who was it 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who the fuck fed goose *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who was it 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who the fuck fed goose *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who was it 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who the fuck fed goose *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who was it 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who the fuck fed goose *DEAD* Cheezbeargur: who was it 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_trainsawlaser_rc2 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Arsonist Goose : !nominate koth_wubwubwub_remix_vip 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 boldat : *DEAD* #8815 [Goblin] [SKVR]<TDL> uga_360 : NICE FIND! 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 The Purge March : SEND THIS TO FRIEND FOR CHILL WEED VIBE 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 The Purge March : You are worth one (1) elo point in MGE to me 21:29 The Purge March : BigBrainComp BLACK has been caught inflating their logs during scrims and matches. Don't believe me? Look up BBC BLACK inflation. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 The Purge March : You played your hand too early, now you’ll fall below 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by xboo1x... 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 21:29 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 21:29 Jack Jackerson : can we restart round 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 21:29 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 21:29 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 21:29 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 21:29 Blows : YO YOY YOYOY 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 21:29 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 21:29 The Purge March : If you do not respond to this, then you own me $1 million. If you say yes 21:29 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that my children will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 21:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 21:29 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 21:29 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 21:29 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 21:29 Restoring ubercharge level for Blows 21:29 Restoring ubercharge level for syco 21:29 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 21:29 [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. 21:30