| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 16 seconds | 00:25 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 00:55 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:49 |
| sckrood luvs music | nice pills i think | 03:51 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 221 seconds before using it | 03:59 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 138 seconds before using it | 04:06 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 19.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 05:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 48 seconds before using it | 06:03 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 43 seconds before using it | 07:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 08:50 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 10:06 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 27 seconds | 11:23 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 77 seconds before using it | 12:39 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 121 seconds before using it | 12:49 |
| logmouth | damn | 15:14 |
| LAR | distractor factor | 15:17 |
| NeonLumine_ | bullied | 15:23 |
| emmeline | first time ever | 15:40 |
| emmeline | sorry im bad | 15:42 |
| sckrood luvs music | hi | 15:47 |
| NeonLumine_ | Shoutouts to my father, for balling so hard after 9/11 that the world was blessed with my spastic ass. | 15:51 |
| When Food? | Hello, my name is Ryan Westcott. Welcome to my TED talk! | 15:54 |
| logmouth | heh, rookies, this is our second time ever | 15:57 |
| When Food? | Hello, my name is Ryan Westcott. Do you wanna hear about a board I've been working on? | 16:01 |
| MonkeeBoy | hallo mein freund | 16:01 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 16:04 |
| When Food? | Hello, my name is Ryan Westcott, dogs are hot. | 16:05 |
| odacovA | no | 16:06 |
| When Food? | Ryan Westcott: So anyways, there's this board I've been working on... | 16:08 |
| When Food? | Ryan Westcott: Damn, crypto's looking bad today. Time to pull out. | 16:16 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 16:28 |
| When Food? | Hello, my name is Ryan Westcott. Welcome to my TED talk! | 17:50 |
| When Food? | Hello, my name is Ryan Westcott. Do you wanna hear about a board I've been working on? | 17:59 |
| When Food? | ok that's our sac | 18:05 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 172 seconds before using it | 18:27 |
| When Food? | ok that's our sac | 18:36 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 132 seconds before using it | 18:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 11.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 19:18 |
| sckrood luvs music | donkeh | 19:32 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 21:48 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 24:21 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 15.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 24:50 |
| When Food? | Hello, my name is Ryan Westcott, dogs are hot. | 25:39 |
| When Food? | Ryan Westcott: So anyways, there's this board I've been working on... | 25:50 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 26:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 117 seconds before using it | 26:20 |
| mex | gg | 26:25 |
| bioplay | gr | 26:32 |
| Jacobo | gr | 26:34 |
| Philbob | gr | 26:35 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 26:37 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 26:37 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 26:37 |