| drive-by blowjob on a bicycle | LOL | 02:51 |
| drive-by blowjob on a bicycle | litterally waddling towards your medic | 02:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 99% uber | 03:17 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:45 |
| drive-by blowjob on a bicycle | LOL | 08:17 |
| drive-by blowjob on a bicycle | this scrim is a surreal experience | 08:27 |
| saucy jack | you should try drugs | 08:53 |
| drive-by blowjob on a bicycle | the most scrim of all time | 09:46 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 10:20 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 46 seconds before using it | 10:30 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 36 seconds | 12:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 48 seconds before using it | 12:40 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 15:19 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 16:56 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 17:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 72 seconds before using it | 18:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 19 seconds | 21:01 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 96% uber | 22:16 |
| The Jostler | get down mr president! | 23:13 |
| gracie | LOL | 23:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 11.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 23:23 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 26:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 26:06 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 33 seconds before using it | 27:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 35 seconds before using it | 27:26 |
| gracie | gg | 30:06 |
| kaputon | gg | 30:12 |
| The Jostler | gg | 30:12 |
| [RGLQoL] Match ended. Wait 90 seconds to changelevel to avoid cutting off actively broadcasting STV. This can be overridden with a second changelevel command. | 30:14 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 30:14 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 30:14 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:14 |