| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 01:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 12.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 01:50 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 21 seconds | 03:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 03:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 83 seconds before using it | 05:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 81 seconds before using it | 05:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 64 seconds before using it | 08:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 66 seconds before using it | 08:06 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 188 seconds before using it | 12:19 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 191 seconds before using it | 12:21 |
| croppy | ns | 14:09 |
| big black ethiopian soggy gertr | ty | 14:15 |
| matt damon | ty | 14:20 |
| big black ethiopian soggy gertr | wtf ist hat | 14:57 |
| Emily the Goldfish | you suck | 15:06 |
| big black ethiopian soggy gertr | shut up emily | 15:14 |
| Emily the Goldfish | oka | 15:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 17:31 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 18:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 47 seconds before using it | 18:03 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by ( beep! ) | 23:13 |
| [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! | 23:13 |
| Saving ubercharge level for Emily the Goldfish | 23:13 |
| Saving ubercharge level for Celph ✯ | 23:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 32 seconds | 23:13 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by ( beep! )... | 23:13 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 23:13 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 23:13 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 23:13 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 23:13 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for Emily the Goldfish | 23:13 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for Celph ✯ | 23:13 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 23:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 20 seconds | 23:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 143 seconds before using it | 25:14 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 134 seconds before using it | 25:27 |