| Illari | here to chew ass and kick bubblegum | 0:00 |
| Illari | [P-REC] Recording... | 00:04 |
| Harmless Potato | [P-REC] Recording... | 00:04 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | i hate you | 02:09 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | but i also love you | 02:16 |
| Xmas is about Norway | Norwegians are ballin | 02:31 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 6.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 02:39 |
| Harmless Potato | I hate everything all about you, why do I love you? | 02:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 13.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 02:46 |
| Illari | Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? | 02:59 |
| Illari | Thou art more lovely and more temperate | 03:29 |
| Illari | Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, | 03:48 |
| Illari | And summer's lease hath all too short a date; | 04:06 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | illari i didnt know you felt this way :3 | 04:09 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 36 seconds before using it | 04:23 |
| Illari | Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, | 04:24 |
| Illari | And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; | 04:38 |
| Illari | And every fair from fair sometime declines, | 04:48 |
| Illari | By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; | 05:02 |
| Illari | But thy eternal summer shall not fade, | 05:12 |
| Illari | Nor lose posession of that fair thou ow'st; | 05:24 |
| Illari | Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade, | 05:34 |
| Illari | When in eteneral lines to time thou gow'st: | 05:44 |
| Illari | So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, | 05:54 |
| Illari | So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. | 06:01 |
| jonut | shut the fuck up romanticist cunts | 06:11 |
| Harmless Potato | not shake spear's #1 fannn!!11 | 06:30 |
| jonut | banished | 07:02 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | <3 | 07:09 |
| Xmas is about Norway | Balls | 07:18 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | <3 | 07:21 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 22 seconds | 07:36 |
| Illari the Martyr | You may silence the man but never the message | 07:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 09:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 56 seconds before using it | 09:49 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 45 seconds before using it | 09:54 |
| Xmas is about Norway | balled | 11:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 13.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 13:31 |
| Zeklyn | boyfriend bomb | 13:47 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | <3 | 13:50 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 11.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:59 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 14:10 |
| Harmless Potato | ladies and gentelmen.... | 14:24 |
| Zeklyn | these monkeys screaming -140 | 14:25 |
| Harmless Potato | we got him | 14:26 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | nice surf | 15:01 |
| Illari the Martyr | + | 15:05 |
| Harmless Potato | who hit that pipe? | 15:18 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 15:46 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 99% uber | 17:38 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 19:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 52 seconds before using it | 19:53 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 28 seconds | 21:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 81 seconds before using it | 21:41 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 21:42 |
| Illari the Martyr | Bro styled on em | 22:48 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | market gardener ban pisses me off | 23:01 |
| Illari the Martyr | FACT | 23:06 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | <3 | 23:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 33 seconds | 23:52 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 24:18 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 24:31 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 24:58 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 25:47 |
| Pi'erre | gg | 28:39 |
| foop | gg | 28:41 |
| Xmas bauble me daddy | ggs | 28:42 |
| jonut | gg | 28:45 |
| Zeklyn | gg | 28:46 |
| Harmless Potato | GG | 28:47 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 28:48 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 28:48 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 28:48 |