| Time | good warmup | 00:01 |
| Mel ♥ | can we just playy | 00:03 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, RED 0. | 00:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 39 seconds before using it | 01:42 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 42 seconds before using it | 01:45 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 12.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 02:28 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 02:42 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, RED 1. | 04:07 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 05:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:09 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 6.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 08:36 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 1, RED 1. | 10:11 |
| R ♪ | how did u walk free mid wtf | 10:42 |
| R ♪ | so fast with ur medic too | 10:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 11:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 12:48 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 36 seconds before using it | 13:03 |
| Mel ♥ | ns | 15:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 16:34 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 16:58 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 1, RED 2. | 17:08 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 38 seconds | 19:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 66 seconds before using it | 19:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 6.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 6.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 21:25 |
| NEW YEAR'S? ALREADY?! | rain | 21:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 21:26 |
| NEW YEAR'S? ALREADY?! | oppa | 21:30 |
| woozy | taunting on high ping pyro is an achievement ;) | 21:56 |
| iewaaaaaaaaa | oorah | 22:03 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 2, RED 2. | 23:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 24:48 |
| R ♪ | whatchu doim | 25:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 25:12 |
| iewaaaaaaaaa | OOORHAHHHHH | 25:49 |
| woozy | in your words, 'disrespected by a woman' | 26:07 |
| woozy | :3 | 26:08 |
| iewaaaaaaaaa | ouch\ | 28:33 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 30 seconds | 28:35 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 49 seconds before using it | 28:41 |
| Mel ♥ | gg | 30:59 |
| NEW YEAR'S? ALREADY?! | gg | 31:00 |
| iewaaaaaaaaa | gg'sa | 31:00 |
| Plumsy | gg | 31:02 |
| spooky | gg | 31:02 |
| woozy | gg | 31:03 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 31:05 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 31:05 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 31:05 |