| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, RED 0. | 00:04 |
| [Matcha] 29:59 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:04 |
| Lego | WTF | 01:02 |
| Lego | LOL: | 01:04 |
| 큰페니스 | i sctach head | 01:07 |
| 큰페니스 | lOL> | 01:08 |
| Lego | where did i come from | 02:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 02:10 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 02:22 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 02:47 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 69 seconds before using it | 03:02 |
| Lego | MY MOUSE | 03:05 |
| 큰페니스 | feeding bo | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by Lego | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Ubercharges are also paused | 03:11 |
| TORONTOTOKYO : lego mouse ran out of batt | 03:11 |
| *DEAD* 큰페니스 : my team trolling | 03:11 |
| Lycoris : BRO MOUSE OUT OF BATTERIES | 03:11 |
| Lycoris : IM DEAD | 03:11 |
| TORONTOTOKYO : skull | 03:11 |
| DOOOOOKLALODKA : india batteries | 03:11 |
| *DEAD* ่่ : touch screen | 03:11 |
| *DEAD* 큰페니스 : indian tech | 03:11 |
| *DEAD* 큰페니스 : use osu pens no? | 03:11 |
| Lycoris : penis | 03:11 |
| DOOOOOKLALODKA : only deceptive can do that | 03:11 |
| TORONTOTOKYO : use track ball | 03:11 |
| *DEAD* 큰페니스 : trackpad zoomzoom | 03:11 |
| DOOOOOKLALODKA : use ur balls to play | 03:11 |
| *DEAD* 큰페니스 : touchscreen would be op | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute | 03:11 |
| TORONTOTOKYO : g? | 03:11 |
| Lego : ready? | 03:11 |
| DOOOOOKLALODKA : unpau | 03:11 |
| *DEAD* 큰페니스 : gogo | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by TORONTOTOKYO... | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 03:11 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 03:11 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 1, RED 0. | 03:13 |
| [Matcha] 26:51 remaining; starting round 2. | 03:13 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 05:37 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 132 seconds before using it | 06:14 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 35 seconds | 07:47 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 52 seconds before using it | 07:48 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 1, RED 1. | 08:15 |
| [Matcha] 21:49 remaining; starting round 3. | 08:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 09:46 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 1, RED 2. | 10:03 |
| [Matcha] 20:01 remaining; starting round 4. | 10:03 |
| 큰페니스 | feeding bop | 11:14 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 16 seconds | 12:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 45 seconds before using it | 12:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 38 seconds before using it | 12:41 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 2, RED 2. | 13:22 |
| [Matcha] 16:42 remaining; starting round 5. | 13:22 |
| 큰페니스 | stop | 14:02 |
| 큰페니스 | lego give chance | 14:10 |
| Lego | hehe | 14:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 46 seconds before using it | 15:04 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 2, RED 3. | 15:15 |
| [Matcha] 14:49 remaining; starting round 6. | 15:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 47 seconds before using it | 16:58 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 39 seconds | 18:12 |
| 큰페니스 | surely lego deosnt snipe | 19:03 |
| 큰페니스 | right | 19:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 111 seconds before using it | 20:03 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 235 seconds before using it | 20:05 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 3, RED 3. | 20:23 |
| [Matcha] 9:41 remaining; starting round 7. | 20:23 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 3, RED 4. | 22:01 |
| [Matcha] 8:03 remaining; starting round 8. | 22:01 |
| 큰페니스 | thailand mge | 22:51 |
| TORONTOTOKYO | nah he fears | 22:55 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 18.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 23:03 |
| 큰페니스 | lego please stop | 23:31 |
| Lego | ehehe | 23:34 |
| 큰페니스 | india's brain child | 23:42 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 28 seconds | 25:21 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 72 seconds before using it | 26:00 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 48 seconds before using it | 26:08 |
| Lycoris | wtf | 26:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 27:10 |
| 큰페니스 | clip for sure | 27:44 |
| 큰페니스 | NOOO | 29:02 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 30:09 |