| PBS Kids | August 12 2036 the heat death of the universe | 00:08 |
| Spud | ඞ | 00:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 14 seconds | 01:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 01:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 71 seconds before using it | 02:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 15 seconds | 03:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 48 seconds before using it | 03:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 35 seconds before using it | 05:17 |
| BigBoobs | The Laughing Gentleman Gamer™: nice skills but try starting a family maybe | 05:40 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:44 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by PBS Kids | 06:54 |
| [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! | 06:54 |
| Saving ubercharge level for norphel08 | 06:54 |
| Saving ubercharge level for BigBoobs | 06:54 |
| ceres : 3rd pause | 06:54 |
| PBS Kids : mb train panic | 06:54 |
| BigBoobs : game crash | 06:54 |
| Townze : ??? | 06:54 |
| minty : says you | 06:54 |
| Townze : Its fine | 06:54 |
| PBS Kids : r | 06:54 |
| ceres : counting pauses | 06:54 |
| ceres : no beef | 06:54 |
| ceres : r | 06:54 |
| Crump.THUG : already>? | 06:54 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by Train... | 06:54 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 06:54 |
| upward harem : he baited us | 06:54 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 06:54 |
| norphel08 : 3 pauses smh vetoed | 06:54 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 06:54 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 06:54 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for norphel08 | 06:54 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for BigBoobs | 06:54 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 06:54 |
| Train | thought my shit crashed | 06:55 |
| Train | i fucking hate you | 08:56 |
| Townze | ur fucking shit buddy | 08:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 23 seconds | 09:09 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 49 seconds before using it | 09:26 |
| Townze | the goonies | 10:57 |
| PBS Kids | we dont have crit sticks. | 12:01 |
| ceres | proof | 12:07 |
| PBS Kids | we do not. | 12:08 |
| PBS Kids | me. | 12:12 |
| ceres | k | 12:16 |
| PBS Kids | i am the citation | 12:17 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 18 seconds | 12:23 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 12:52 |
| ceres | NATASHA | 13:01 |
| ceres | NOOOOO | 13:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 95 seconds before using it | 13:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 45 seconds before using it | 14:54 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 14.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 15:14 |
| Crump.THUG | gg | 17:30 |
| ceres | ggv | 17:30 |
| upward harem | gg | 17:31 |
| kho | GGS | 17:31 |
| DeletedTaters | ggs | 17:32 |
| waza | ez | 17:32 |
| BigBoobs | GG | 17:33 |
| jimsgims | gg | 17:34 |
| Crump.THUG | regression towards the mean | 17:34 |
| ceres | bring back eruption | 17:34 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 17:39 |
| [RGLQoL] Match ended. Wait 90 seconds to changelevel to avoid cutting off actively broadcasting STV. This can be overridden with a second changelevel command. | 17:39 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 17:39 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 17:39 |