| dark | UNITED BESYT! | 0:00 |
| Valentine | [P-REC] Dont read this im recording. | 00:03 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, UNITE 0. | 00:04 |
| [Matcha] 29:59 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:04 |
| Valentine | ✙✙✙ I POPPED MY STOCK UBER PLEASE PUSH BAKA!!! ヾ(≧o≦) ✙✙✙ | 00:18 |
| Valentine | ✙✙✙ I POPPED MY STOCK UBER PLEASE PUSH BAKA!!! ヾ(≧o≦) ✙✙✙ | 00:19 |
| Valentine | ✙✙✙ I POPPED MY STOCK UBER PLEASE PUSH BAKA!!! ヾ(≧o≦) ✙✙✙ | 00:20 |
| Valentine | omg | 00:25 |
| Valentine | aaaaahhhhhhhh | 00:28 |
| SAKKU | hi dokla | 00:49 |
| handicapped but 144hz | hiii sakku | 00:54 |
| handicapped but 144hz | i might go japan twice this yeah actually | 01:00 |
| SAKKU | pog | 01:05 |
| dark | WE LOST W ELOST | 01:48 |
| dark | GG | 01:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 99% uber | 02:02 |
| SAKKU | a | 02:04 |
| SAKKU | a | 02:05 |
| light | LETS GOOO | 02:21 |
| light | CLUTCHHHHED | 02:23 |
| SAKKU | someone runover red medic | 02:30 |
| BON | dark don't | 02:55 |
| dark | FCUKKK | 03:07 |
| dark | NY TEAN | 03:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 03:36 |
| dark | NOO | 05:02 |
| BON | noob | 05:06 |
| SAKKU | xd | 05:07 |
| dark | fyucj,,, | 05:09 |
| dark | winter baited me | 05:13 |
| dark | my scout feed | 05:15 |
| SAKKU | who is dark | 06:09 |
| dark | WHAT | 06:36 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 6.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 07:05 |
| dark | ns | 07:06 |
| dark | WITNER | 07:27 |
| BON | ( ´_ゝ｀) | 07:28 |
| agustine | AHAHAHAHA | 07:28 |
| dark | FUCKING WINTER | 07:29 |
| agustine | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH | 07:30 |
| SAKKU | BRU | 07:38 |
| dark | wtf? | 07:42 |
| aishitiramisu | wut | 08:59 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 62 seconds before using it | 11:01 |
| SAKKU | genlty walks into minefield | 11:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 11:21 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 15.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 11:53 |
| Tokisaki | perma 10 hp | 13:20 |
| dedstar | Y | 15:03 |
| dedstar | aaa | 15:05 |
| BON | THESE SOLDIERS ARE NOT DYING | 15:16 |
| dark | LOL | 15:18 |
| Tokisaki | this demo is not dying | 15:27 |
| SAKKU | wo | 15:40 |
| SAKKU | winter ns | 15:41 |
| winter | thx | 15:46 |
| aishitiramisu | oi | 16:01 |
| SAKKU | roaming engie is new meta fr | 16:18 |
| SAKKU | lma | 17:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 28 seconds | 18:40 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 39 seconds before using it | 18:43 |
| SAKKU | bruh catman | 19:07 |
| Valentine | this might be the longest 1st round i ever watch | 19:51 |
| Valentine | 20 mins is in | 19:54 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 14.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:08 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:15 |
| SAKKU | why so hard to get 1point | 20:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 21:25 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 21:32 |
| SAKKU | a | 21:35 |
| SAKKU | finally, 1point | 21:49 |
| Tokisaki | this demo wont die | 21:57 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 1, UNITE 0. | 21:57 |
| [Matcha] 8:07 remaining; starting round 2. | 21:57 |
| Tokisaki | go ueqip claidheam pls | 22:01 |
| dark | wtf? | 22:17 |
| dark | what is my med doing? | 22:50 |
| SAKKU | he just trying get light | 23:02 |
| dark | WTF TRASHT EAM | 23:45 |
| light | wait | 23:46 |
| light | my team | 23:47 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 2, UNITE 0. | 23:48 |
| [Matcha] 6:16 remaining; starting round 3. | 23:48 |
| light | is actually | 23:49 |
| light | stupid | 23:51 |
| Tokisaki | diodnt det | 23:55 |
| aishitiramisu | n aGUOWAQHJFPWEA | 24:35 |
| dark | SIT | 24:35 |
| SAKKU | oh no | 24:37 |
| aishitiramisu | evey single time | 24:39 |
| aishitiramisu | i go choke | 24:41 |
| SAKKU | and got choked | 24:53 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 2, UNITE 1. | 25:49 |
| [Matcha] 4:14 remaining; starting round 4. | 25:49 |
| light | our coach coming in clutch | 25:53 |
| SAKKU | #LIGHTRISE | 26:15 |
| SAKKU | tokisaki | 26:42 |
| Tokisaki | i thought they would leave 1 | 26:47 |
| Tokisaki | this scout missing bro | 26:52 |
| SAKKU | that was brave | 26:53 |
| Tokisaki | ty | 27:00 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 27:21 |
| Tokisaki | our pocket scout with autoaim | 27:50 |
| Tokisaki | no way. | 28:09 |
| Tokisaki | no way. | 28:10 |
| SAKKU | oh my | 28:11 |
| SAKKU | lmao | 28:22 |
| BON | outplayed | 28:24 |
| dark | ? | 28:25 |
| dark | why my team no cap | 28:29 |
| Tokisaki | WTF | 29:31 |
| agustine | wtf | 29:34 |
| Tokisaki | INSANE DDOS SWITCH | 29:34 |
| SAKKU | is this adam alt account | 29:43 |
| BON | nt | 30:06 |
| [Matcha] Plugins reloaded. | 30:08 |