| Jousty | glhf | 00:01 |
| SCM Colly | GLHF | 00:06 |
| SCARY Soup | GL | 00:07 |
| SCARY Soup | selling | 01:36 |
| Bunner | no | 01:40 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 6.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 01:47 |
| princesselayne | Crying sobbing throwing up gagging pissing | 01:51 |
| SCARY POG | and cuming | 01:59 |
| Mast | stuff | 02:14 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 97% uber | 02:50 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 03:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 05:20 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 08:27 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 09:42 |
| Jousty | gr | 11:12 |
| princesselayne | gr | 11:16 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by SCARY SCARYCRAZYMANN | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! | 11:19 |
| Saving ubercharge level for Jousty | 11:19 |
| Saving ubercharge level for princesselayne | 11:19 |
| SCARY SCARYCRAZYMANN : roamer lag | 11:19 |
| Bunner : our roamer still eating pancake | 11:19 |
| *DEAD* Mast : good | 11:19 |
| *DEAD* Mast : mmmm | 11:19 |
| *DEAD* Jousty : yum | 11:19 |
| boo! : he likes them sticky | 11:19 |
| *DEAD* Mast : sticky and hot | 11:19 |
| *DEAD* Mast : so good | 11:19 |
| *DEAD* Jousty : Sounds about right | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by SCARY SCARYCRAZYMANN... | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 11:19 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for Jousty | 11:19 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for princesselayne | 11:19 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 11:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:15 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 17 seconds | 14:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 14:28 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 97% uber | 15:42 |
| Mast | WHAT? | 18:53 |
| Mast | WHY ME?? | 18:55 |
| SCARY SCARYCRAZYMANN | :o | 18:57 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:01 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 6.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:19 |
| Bunner | OMG | 22:15 |
| princesselayne | THE MED ARROW | 22:17 |
| princesselayne | HARD | 22:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 23:11 |
| Jousty | gr | 24:04 |
| Mast | \ | 26:50 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 27:38 |
| Mast | ermg? | 28:05 |
| SCARY SCARYCRAZYMANN | gg | 30:06 |
| Jousty | ggs | 30:13 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 30:13 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 30:13 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:13 |