| Dr Justice | [P-REC] Recording... | 00:04 |
| [Matcha] Current score: hbb 0, RED 0. | 00:04 |
| [Matcha] 30:00 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:04 |
| Dr Justice | song your ping | 00:07 |
| [Matcha] Current score: hbb 1, RED 0. | 02:11 |
| [Matcha] 27:53 remaining; starting round 2. | 02:11 |
| logos | 150 | 03:00 |
| Dr Justice | LOL | 03:03 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 04:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 69 seconds before using it | 04:17 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 05:55 |
| logos | \ | 06:03 |
| logos | LOOL | 06:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 18 seconds | 07:06 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 07:22 |
| [Matcha] Current score: hbb 2, RED 0. | 08:40 |
| [Matcha] 21:24 remaining; starting round 3. | 08:40 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 30 seconds | 13:05 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 13:11 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 14:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 39 seconds before using it | 14:57 |
| logos | LOL | 16:47 |
| [Matcha] Current score: hbb 3, RED 0. | 16:53 |
| [Matcha] 13:11 remaining; starting round 4. | 16:53 |
| [Matcha] Current score: hbb 4, RED 0. | 18:44 |
| [Matcha] 11:20 remaining; starting round 5. | 18:44 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 29 seconds | 20:16 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 61 seconds before using it | 20:53 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 39 seconds before using it | 20:55 |
| フワちゃん。 | fucking idiots | 21:18 |
| the astronaut sack guy | ROFL | 21:20 |
| light | LMAO | 21:23 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 21:40 |
| フワちゃん。 | ??? | 22:23 |
| フワちゃん。 | WTF? | 22:24 |
| フワちゃん。 | it was ads guys | 22:28 |
| the astronaut sack guy | i just got uber | 22:33 |
| The big fraud | LOL | 23:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 23 seconds | 24:16 |
| フワちゃん。 | yoo | 24:40 |
| フワちゃん。 | i died to my signed rocket | 24:44 |
| フワちゃん。 | so good! | 24:45 |
| logos | noooo | 24:56 |
| [Matcha] Current score: hbb 4, RED 1. | 25:07 |
| [Matcha] 4:57 remaining; starting round 6. | 25:07 |
| Dr Justice | song -____- | 26:47 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 13 seconds | 27:37 |
| light | LOL | 28:51 |
| sherlocked | wtf did i hit | 28:58 |
| light | U PUSHED ME DOWNWARDS | 29:06 |
| light | I HIT THE FLOOR | 29:08 |
| sherlocked | LMFAO | 29:10 |
| light | LMAO | 29:11 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 28 seconds | 29:37 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 32 seconds before using it | 29:41 |
| [Matcha] Soap DM loaded. | 31:20 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 31:20 |