| banana (self-employed) | newly drafted nba prospect | 00:02 |
| master of none | victor wembers | 00:03 |
| sodyyy | wembyanana | 00:05 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | Aishou. Proves size isn't everything | 01:06 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | Wild_Rumpus is my religion. | 01:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 33 seconds before using it | 01:37 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 98% uber | 01:52 |
| SuperBowlScientologyCommercial | s>solemn vow 40 keys | 02:03 |
| dodo 2 | selling haunted ghosts war pig 100 keys or BO | 02:18 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | aimer is trash | 02:59 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | wild_rumpus is better | 03:05 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | Aishou. Proves size isn't everything | 03:53 |
| master of none | Aishou. | 03:57 |
| rapscallion | purifiedalcohol: oil up buddy | 04:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 97% uber | 05:10 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | huh | 06:05 |
| six | hi | 06:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 98% uber | 06:38 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | Aishou. Proves size isn't everything | 07:52 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 10:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 21 seconds | 14:47 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 15:23 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 66 seconds before using it | 15:26 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 17:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 17:49 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 15.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 18:24 |
| THUG gru | rip sody | 18:25 |
| sodyyy | wild rumpus taught him that airshot | 18:43 |
| master of none | rild wumpus | 18:58 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 19:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 39 seconds before using it | 19:55 |
| six | dont | 22:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 189 seconds before using it | 23:54 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 195 seconds before using it | 23:56 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | Aishou. Proves size isn't everything | 24:13 |
| master of none | great thinking gru | 24:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 43 seconds before using it | 26:02 |
| master of none | YES | 27:06 |
| Wild_Rumpus_Fan | Aishou. Proves size isn't everything | 27:38 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 14.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 27:53 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 30:13 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 30:13 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:13 |