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na.serveme.tf #549099 - REAL vs bombma

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Demo uploaded by exeloar 1 years go

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Matthew Phong Iim using tilt controls00:06
[STV Stats] RED spent 16.6 seconds after spawning before healing01:06
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[STV Stats] BLU spent 6.8 seconds after spawning before healing04:46
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*DEAD* mous : Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated... Aren't we Bruce?10:27
*DEAD* mous : Peace has cost you your strength, victory has defeated you.10:27
*DEAD* mous : You fight like a younger man, nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.10:27
*DEAD* mous : Ah yes! I was wondering what would break first... Your spirit, or your body.10:27
*DEAD* mous : I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.10:27
*DEAD* mous : The shadows betray you, because they belong to me.10:27
*DEAD* mous : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.10:27
Night of Strife : slam hit em with the binds10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Who set the bots to passive? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Comcast gives better support than you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 10:27
Matthew Phong I : John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Its a shame you werent the pilot of 9/11, you would have missed the building. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to a child who doesn't push the fucking payload 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 10:27
Matthew Phong I : The only way you guys could let me down harder would be by pushing me into the grand canyon. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Which is lower, your score or your IQ? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You must really like spectating your team 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 10:27
Matthew Phong I : It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 10:27
Matthew Phong I : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Just fucking throw your mouse at your screen, that'll be the first shot you hit. You know what? You'll just miss that too. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Would you like some fries with that salt? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Are you collecting bullets? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 10:27
Matthew Phong I : if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 10:27
Matthew Phong I : At least your ping knows how to high score. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even hit the power button on your computer. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I've never touched a cigarette. I feel a sense of regret for not doing it, because you gave me cancer anyway. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Are you worried about the moral consequences of killing someone in a game? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're living proof that God has a sense of humour 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Don't worry, everybody was new once. You just... stayed.. new, somehow... 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 10:27
Matthew Phong I : The only thing you can throw is the match 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You make stormtroopers look good. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall, 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : players like you should come with a handicap sticker 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : video games bring new experiences and right now I'm experiencing what it's like to be a special needs caretaker 10:27
Matthew Phong I : There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Letting you live was medical malpractice 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Even Noah can't carry these animals 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I'd trade you for a park bench, at least it could support the team 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : you camp more than Bear Grylls 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : You know what man, blind gamers deserve a chance too. I support you. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Like the Dead Sea wasn't salty enough. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If I were to insult you, it'd be animal abuse 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Wait, don't go. I still need more salt on my food. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You know this isn't turn based combat right? When they shoot at you feel free to shoot back. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you got cancer, I would feel bad for the cancer. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Is your monitor on 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Not even Noah could carry these animals. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're the MVP of the other team 10:27
Matthew Phong I : To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You remind me of the son I never wanted 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you were to shoot yourself, your K/D ratio would improve by 100%. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Now I know why nearly every game has arrows pointing to the objective. They were all for you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : It seems you and the kill cam have become well acquainted 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Imagine being pregnant for nine months only to give birth to a fucking idiot who thinks recycling this joke is a good idea. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : The killcam ran out of film thanks to you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I suggest turning your monitor on for improved gaming performance. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 10:27
Matthew Phong I : The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Your aim is so poor Obama made a plan for it. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 10:27
Matthew Phong I : It's just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 10:27
Matthew Phong I : The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : A million years of evolution and we get you. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Your reaction time is as fast as coastal erosion. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 10:27
Matthew Phong I : ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Are you playing on pacifist mode? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'd I fucked your Mom, but somebody already made that mistake 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I didn't know the 'Make A Wish' foundation gave out copies of csgo. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 10:27
Matthew Phong I : With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 10:27
Matthew Phong I : WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'd ask you to shoot yourself, but you'd probably still miss. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Did Marvel buy the rights to your mouse? Because you can't seem to actually kill anybody off. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 10:27
Matthew Phong I : if i had a gun with 3 bullets, and next to you its hitler and justin beiber, i would shoot you 3 times 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I see you gained a new hobby, Collecting Bullets. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You couldn't even support a drug addiction 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're an inspiration for birth control. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You are probably the only person that will miss with an aimbot. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : Just because you have the ability to click play doesn't mean you should. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably suck at that too. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I`d call you cancer, but cancer actually gets kills 10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : My vacuum cleaner is sucking less than you. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Kennedy dodges bullets better than you do. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : This is why doctors advocate regular masturbation, to keep fuck ups like you from being conceived. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : The ocean must be jealous from the amount of salt you hold. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : You should have been swallowed 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : The only thing you carry is aids 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You are as useless as a white crayon 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I appreciate you letting us win a few rounds to make it fair, but you can start trying now. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I'd your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : The amount of extra chromosomes you have equals the amount of deaths you have 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I think Steam Support do better job than you did 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : With an aim like that, I'm surprised you were able to turn your PC on. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : How many tries did it take for you to click on the button that launches the game? 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Who set the bots to passive? 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills 10:27
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Matthew Phong I : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Comcast gives better support than you. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Its a shame you werent the pilot of 9/11, you would have missed the building. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to a child who doesn't push the fucking payload 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : The only way you guys could let me down harder would be by pushing me into the grand canyon. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Which is lower, your score or your IQ? 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Raptor : stop10:27
Matthew Phong I : You must really like spectating your team 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Just fucking throw your mouse at your screen, that'll be the first shot you hit. You know what? You'll just miss that too. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Would you like some fries with that salt? 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Are you collecting bullets? 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : At least your ping knows how to high score. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even hit the power button on your computer. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : I've never touched a cigarette. I feel a sense of regret for not doing it, because you gave me cancer anyway. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Are you worried about the moral consequences of killing someone in a game? 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're living proof that God has a sense of humour 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Don't worry, everybody was new once. You just... stayed.. new, somehow... 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : The only thing you can throw is the match 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You make stormtroopers look good. 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle. 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 10:27
Matthew Phong I : You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. 10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma? 10:27
Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
*DEAD* mous : did you know fly was my little femboy kitten in season 10?10:27
*DEAD* T1grrr : ???????????10:27
Raptor : stop sending binds ffs10:27
Stone Cold Incel : WHAO10:27
*DEAD* mous : its true10:27
爾aiot : :o10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Stone Cold Incel : FLY EXPOSED FOR GROOM10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
*DEAD* mous : tell em fly10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
*DEAD* fly : thats why frank is the best pocket scout10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah?10:27
Raptor : yall are real stupid10:27
Night of Strife : Need a hand? Try using /showme to have a bot show you how to do the jump10:27
*DEAD* fly : frank is better than snwo at scout10:27
*DEAD* mous : raptor is a women10:27
Stone Cold Incel : yall are real bad10:27
*DEAD* fly : misplay to drop frank10:27
[Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes10:27
Bomb Voyage : ready to unpausema?10:27
*DEAD* mous : you dropped him s10????10:27
*DEAD* fly : yesma10:27
Night of Strife : yes10:27
*DEAD* mous : MORON10:27
Stone Cold Incel : yes10:27
[Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by Bomb Voyage...10:27
*DEAD* fly : i dont recall 10:27
[Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds...10:27
[Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds...10:27
[Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds...10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
爾aiot : JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA10:27
爾aiot : ˙͜ʟ˙10:27
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Matthew Phong I : !win10:27
[Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second...10:27
Restoring ubercharge level for Stone Cold Incel10:27
Restoring ubercharge level for Raptor10:27
[Pause] Game is unpaused!10:27
mousI didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.11:02
Night of Strifegenius11:04
flyur the best 11:05
flyto ever do it11:07
mousthank you thank you11:12
Stone Cold Incel?11:49
爾aiotJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA11:50
[STV Stats] BLU spent 11.4 seconds after spawning before healing12:05
爾aiotbaiter12:11
moussniper zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz12:42
[STV Stats] BLU spent 5.1 seconds after spawning before healing12:47
mousgo spy12:48
T1grrrspy zzzzzzzz12:49
[STV Stats] RED had uber for 47 seconds before using it13:12
T1grrr?13:25
爾aiot?13:26
mousi win13:52
flythats actually true13:57
[STV Stats] RED spent 10.3 seconds after spawning before healing15:02
[STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds15:57
爾aiotJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA16:24
[STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds17:41
mousi win17:53
[STV Stats] RED spent 6.0 seconds after spawning before healing20:42
[STV Stats] RED spent 7.2 seconds after spawning before healing21:40
Night of Strifeggs22:47
ChristianKing787gg22:47
DYNAGUYggs22:48
Bomb Voyageggs22:48
T1grrrgg22:50
pagedMovgg22:50
Stone Cold IncelGg22:55
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