| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, penis 0. | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] 30:00 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:05 |
| Ultra Male Jean Paul Gaultier | 20 minute pregame | 00:08 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 14.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 01:42 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 04:56 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, penis 1. | 04:56 |
| [Matcha] 25:08 remaining; starting round 2. | 04:56 |
| Ultra Male Jean Paul Gaultier | WTF | 06:16 |
| Ultra Male Jean Paul Gaultier | I DIDNT EVEN OPE NDOOR | 06:19 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 73 seconds before using it | 07:13 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 83 seconds before using it | 07:16 |
| Ultra Male Jean Paul Gaultier | wtf lag | 09:45 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 47 seconds before using it | 10:10 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 10:32 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, penis 2. | 10:32 |
| [Matcha] 19:32 remaining; starting round 3. | 10:32 |
| Ultra Male Jean Paul Gaultier | .ss | 11:15 |
| sad | .ss | 11:24 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 96% uber | 11:26 |
| sad | .ss | 11:27 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 12:56 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, penis 3. | 12:56 |
| [Matcha] 17:08 remaining; starting round 4. | 12:56 |
| sad | .ss | 14:42 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 15:40 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 16:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 16:36 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 16:56 |
| [Matcha] Current score: BLU 0, penis 4. | 16:56 |
| [Matcha] 13:08 remaining; starting round 5. | 16:56 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 18:41 |
| Ultra Male Jean Paul Gaultier | sakku : and doku is bot as chicken in cs2 | 19:47 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 21.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:34 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 16.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 22:00 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 23:39 |
| nuggget | gg | 24:45 |
| chains | GG | 24:45 |
| unnamed | gg | 24:48 |
| [Matcha] Plugins reloaded. | 24:52 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 24:52 |
| [Matcha] Soap DM loaded. | 24:52 |
| [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. | 24:52 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 24:52 |