serveme.tf #1420943

serveme.tf #1420943 - RED vs weed

match-20240620-1659-plr_highertower.dem

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		Name	K	A	D	D	A	K	Name
		salma	7	0	14	8	0	13	Robot Hoovy

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Robot Hoovy	So welcome!	00:18
Robot Hoovy	This map is a little	00:22
Robot Hoovy	uhm	00:23
Robot Hoovy	modded.	00:25
Robot Hoovy	As you see, if you look up...	00:32
salma	AH.	00:38
Robot Hoovy	Y e a h .	00:43
salma	Oh.	00:58
salma	TEAM WEED	01:57
Robot Hoovy	MY GAME LAGGED SO FEKING HARD I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT	02:03
salma	HAHAH ALL GOOD	02:08
Robot Hoovy	aHEM	02:20
Robot Hoovy	Yeah I changed the team name.	02:24
Robot Hoovy	Since it's a private server :D	02:28
salma	it's a wonderful name	02:31
salma	AH	02:48
salma	WOW	03:20
Robot Hoovy	aHADHFHAHAHAHHAHAH	03:24
Robot Hoovy	Ahem.	03:34
Robot Hoovy	So.	03:35
Robot Hoovy	Anyways.	03:37
Robot Hoovy	Welcome! This map is hightower!	03:44
Robot Hoovy	This is like the certified 'friendly' / 'fuck about' map of TF2	03:59
Robot Hoovy	so is 2fort	04:05
salma	ah :O	04:11
Robot Hoovy	I'll teach you the ropes, just some basic mechanics and whatnot	04:24
Robot Hoovy	I see you've went Scout!	04:32
salma	i see this funny dude all over twitter ! ! !	04:40
Robot Hoovy	You do?	04:44
salma	indeed	04:47
Robot Hoovy	Huh.	04:50
Robot Hoovy	Alright, well, want me to describe Scouts playstyle to you?	05:03
salma	ok :D	05:07
Robot Hoovy	Scout is the fastest out of all the Mercs. He can doublejump, and has some of the highest short range damage in the game.	05:25
Robot Hoovy	Basically, Scout is 'get in quick, get out quick'.	05:34
salma	I see :O	05:41
Robot Hoovy	And yeah, he's a fun character. Not my personal favourite.	06:00
Robot Hoovy	Try shooting me a little. I wanna' see what your aim is rn.	06:12
salma	ERMM	06:15
salma	Ok	06:18
Robot Hoovy	The pistol is automatic btw	06:29
salma	ERM	06:29
salma	OK	06:32
Robot Hoovy	not semi-auto	06:34
salma	thank you	06:34
salma	LMAO	06:50
Robot Hoovy	I LAGGED	07:47
Robot Hoovy	AGAIN	07:49
salma	ALL GOODDDD	07:54
Robot Hoovy	aHEM	08:10
Robot Hoovy	So yeah, the Pistol is good at mid-close range.	08:20
Robot Hoovy	And is usually used as a finisher.	08:24
Robot Hoovy	Your main source of damage will be from your Scattergun	08:34
Robot Hoovy	OW	08:39
salma	SORRY	08:44
Robot Hoovy	LMFAO	08:47
Robot Hoovy	As you can see, if you're right next to me and shoot, see how much damage it does!	09:00
salma	Oh	09:13
Robot Hoovy	As you can see	09:15
Robot Hoovy	a shit load of damage.	09:18
salma	I SEE	09:20
Robot Hoovy	HAHAH	09:45
salma	JUMPSCARE	09:46
Robot Hoovy	THAT LITTLE LIKE	09:48
Robot Hoovy	FUCKING	09:50
Robot Hoovy	JUMP YOU DID	09:52
salma	AHHA	09:54
Robot Hoovy	Anyways.	09:57
Robot Hoovy	Scout is like the most basic outta' all the mercs I'll be honest with you.	10:09
Robot Hoovy	Wanna' try the next lad in line?	10:16
salma	sure :O	10:19
salma	how do iiii	10:23
Robot Hoovy	Alright, do the 2nd guy next to Scout-	10:27
Robot Hoovy	comma.	10:30
Robot Hoovy	Comma to change class.	10:35
salma	i love Imploding	10:39
Robot Hoovy	If you type 'explode' in console you just flat out blow up	10:59
salma	USEFUL INFORMATION	11:08
salma	WHY ARE YOU SAYING	11:51
salma	HAHA	11:54
Robot Hoovy	THAT SOLDIER IS A SPY.	11:55
salma	DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFYING IT IS	12:19
Robot Hoovy	Explosion.	12:21
Robot Hoovy	AHA-	12:23
Robot Hoovy	THAT WAS REALLY CRUEL	12:26
salma	TO SEE YOU PULL OUT A ROCKET LAUNCHER	12:27
Robot Hoovy	I'M SORRY-	12:29
salma	LMAO	12:31
Robot Hoovy	Soldier is a fun class.	12:43
Robot Hoovy	So!	12:50
Robot Hoovy	Soldier has 3 main weapons	12:57
Robot Hoovy	his rocket launcher, his shotgun, and shovel.	13:05
Robot Hoovy	His rocket launcher is good at all ranges pretty much	13:13
Robot Hoovy	shotgun is good uplcose	13:17
Robot Hoovy	and never use the shovel.	13:21
Robot Hoovy	It's shit.	13:23
Robot Hoovy	:)	13:24
salma	:D	13:27
salma	Noted	13:29
salma	WOA	13:33
Robot Hoovy	Wanna' figure out how to Rocket Jump?	13:38
salma	YES	13:41
Robot Hoovy	Alright!	13:45
Robot Hoovy	Look down, jump, and shoot!	13:49
salma	erm	13:58
Robot Hoovy	Well.	14:05
Robot Hoovy	Here, repeat after me.	14:09
Robot Hoovy	That was a	14:22
Robot Hoovy	health pack	14:25
Robot Hoovy	I was tryna-	14:27
Robot Hoovy	Okay..	14:28
Robot Hoovy	Repeat after me.	14:32
salma	im probably going to die	14:42
Robot Hoovy	It's a good first attemp-	14:49
salma	LMAO	14:49
Robot Hoovy	AHAHAHFHA-	14:50
salma	I HEAR YOU LAUGHING	14:57
salma	what did	15:35
Robot Hoovy	YOU TAUNTED	15:39
salma	HUH	15:43
Robot Hoovy	YOUR VERY FIRST TAUNT!	15:44
salma	Lovely!	15:53
Robot Hoovy	Basically, TF2 made the whole	15:56
Robot Hoovy	uhm	16:00
Robot Hoovy	'hero shooter' genre.	16:05
Robot Hoovy	All the way back in 2007	16:09
Robot Hoovy	and was the first game to introduce micro-transactions, 'emotes' (but we call them taunts)	16:24
Robot Hoovy	and like	16:26
Robot Hoovy	characters that people actually like.	16:31
Robot Hoovy	(I'm basically saying Overwatch stole from us)	16:41
salma	HAHAH	16:44
Robot Hoovy	t	16:45
Robot Hoovy	YEAHH	16:48
salma	how do you do it so effortlessly..	16:55
salma	oh my goodness	17:06
Robot Hoovy	You know how to crouch jump, yeah?	17:07
salma	ERRR	17:11
salma	no?	17:15
Robot Hoovy	Basically	17:15
Robot Hoovy	jump	17:17
Robot Hoovy	then press controll	17:20
Robot Hoovy	and this puts your hitbox above what it usually is	17:32
Robot Hoovy	watch	17:34
Robot Hoovy	See?	17:42
Robot Hoovy	Normal jump	17:46
Robot Hoovy	And crouch jump!	17:54
salma	WELL	18:20
Robot Hoovy	Now, to crouch jump + rocket jump!	18:21
salma	i am going absolutely Nowhere	18:41
Robot Hoovy	Hmmm	18:46
Robot Hoovy	alright, rocket jumping is a pretty entrinsic mechanic	18:56
Robot Hoovy	you'll get used to it one day	19:02
Robot Hoovy	(I'm dead forever)	19:14
Robot Hoovy	DID YOU JUST	19:17
salma	nuh uh	19:22
Robot Hoovy	TAKE MY FRYING PAN	19:25
salma	NOPE	19:30
salma	AAAAAAA	19:59
salma	LMAO	20:00
Robot Hoovy	Well, lets test your aim with Soldier, hm?	20:13
salma	oh it will be Horrid	20:20
Robot Hoovy	Follow me!	20:36
Robot Hoovy	Alright! Let's test yo aim	20:58
salma	WUh	21:07
Robot Hoovy	Try to-	21:12
Robot Hoovy	I'M TESTING YOUR AIM	21:15
Robot Hoovy	GO ON-	21:16
Robot Hoovy	You discovered it.	21:35
salma	THIS IS AWFl	21:37
Robot Hoovy	*The hidden techique.'	21:40
salma	what is the Hidden Technique	21:49
Robot Hoovy	The best way to play soldier is to not go for direct shots	21:51
salma	OHHH	21:56
Robot Hoovy	but for splash damage shots!	21:57
salma	that makes	22:04
salma	a lot more sense	22:07
Robot Hoovy	Try that again, but go for splash damage instead!	22:13
salma	FRYING PAN :D	22:27
Robot Hoovy	GOOD JOBBB!!!	22:29
salma	YIPPEE	22:40
Robot Hoovy	As a reward every time you can steal my frying pan	22:41
Robot Hoovy	so, wanna' try the next class?	22:46
salma	alright :D	22:50
Robot Hoovy	This is my personal favourite Merc.	23:09
Robot Hoovy	The Pyro.	23:11
Robot Hoovy	Wait- Do you know how to do voice lines?	23:39
salma	nope	23:42
Robot Hoovy	okay your 'z' 'x' and 'c' buttons will pop up a little menu	23:59
Robot Hoovy	you then press a button	24:04
Robot Hoovy	and it says a line!	24:08
Robot Hoovy	Now, Pyro is a very special class.	24:41
Robot Hoovy	Because he's only ever played by furries or trans people HAHAHAA-	24:52
Robot Hoovy	Ahem.	24:54
salma	OK.	24:58
Robot Hoovy	No it's not because of that actually.	25:00
Robot Hoovy	Pyro is special because he's the 'generalist' class of TF2.	25:11
Robot Hoovy	Has average movement speed, has average support capability, ambush, offense, attack, ect.	25:28
Robot Hoovy	If you look at your weapons, you can see the big ass	25:46
Robot Hoovy	homemade	25:48
Robot Hoovy	flamethrower	25:53
Robot Hoovy	in your hands	25:55
Robot Hoovy	M1 shoots flames	26:00
Robot Hoovy	M2 does an airblas-	26:05
Robot Hoovy	And that pushes pe-	26:11
salma	LMAO	26:51
Robot Hoovy	Did you just-	27:00
Robot Hoovy	DID YOU JUST STEAL	27:03
Robot Hoovy	MY SHOTGUN	27:05
salma	no	27:08
Robot Hoovy	THAT I PAID	27:09
Robot Hoovy	2 QUID FOR	27:10
salma	:D	27:16
salma	AHHH HI KNEW IT	27:41
salma	I KNEWWW IT	27:43
Robot Hoovy	YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP	27:45
Robot Hoovy	I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA' PUSH ME	27:49
salma	HAHAH	27:53
Robot Hoovy	Ahem.	28:00
Robot Hoovy	Anyways.	28:01
Robot Hoovy	Pyro is pretty basic, but with Airblast comes a 'reflect' that he has.	28:15
Robot Hoovy	Here, let me quickly switch to Soldier and show you.	28:25
Robot Hoovy	When you press M2, you can airblast and reflect things!	28:46
Robot Hoovy	And guess what you can reflect?	28:51
Robot Hoovy	I don't know what	29:00
Robot Hoovy	that	29:01
Robot Hoovy	JUST GUESS-	29:05
salma	THE	29:05
salma	tTH	29:07
salma	THE	29:08
salma	EPXLODE	29:10
Robot Hoovy	R o c k e t s	29:17
salma	i like the way i said it	29:21
Robot Hoovy	Alright, you ready?	29:22
salma	yes	29:24
Robot Hoovy	GOOD JOB!!	29:33
salma	Woweir	29:33
salma	Wowie	29:36
salma	OH	30:02
Robot Hoovy	HHAhdfahfahfhahahhHAHASHHA	30:06
Robot Hoovy	Ahem.	30:08
Robot Hoovy	But yeah! That's Pyro for ya'!	30:13
Robot Hoovy	Off to Demoman?	30:19
Robot Hoovy	Actually wait	30:30
Robot Hoovy	I gotta' take a fat piss first	30:34
salma	OH	30:34
salma	okay	30:37
salma	take yo time	30:40
Robot Hoovy	fuck around with demoman for a bit I'll be a sec	30:40
salma	ALRIGHTT	30:44
Robot Hoovy	HE'S SCOTTISH BY THE WAY.	30:52
Robot Hoovy	SO YOU'LL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME	30:57
salma	OH GOODY	31:14
Robot Hoovy	SCOOOOOTTLAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDD	35:48
Robot Hoovy	FOOOREEVVEERRRRRRR	35:51
salma	FOREVEERRRRRRRRRR	35:53
salma	HEY	37:00
Robot Hoovy	HAHAGHAGHAGH-	37:05
Robot Hoovy	SORRY I HAD TO	37:08
salma	ODDBALL	37:12
Robot Hoovy	But I see you've figured out the stickbomb launcher!	37:32
salma	AH	38:30
Robot Hoovy	Ahem.	38:41
Robot Hoovy	As you can see	38:43
Robot Hoovy	Demo has the highest barage damage in the entire game	38:50
Robot Hoovy	he's a very fun class.	38:56
Robot Hoovy	Also, you can do this with him!	39:02
Robot Hoovy	OW	39:15
salma	:D	39:22
Robot Hoovy	I see you've found Heavy!	39:28
Robot Hoovy	The face of TF2, some say	39:34
salma	OH BOY	40:17
Robot Hoovy	Sniper Gaming	40:23
Robot Hoovy	AHEM	40:30
Robot Hoovy	So!	40:31
Robot Hoovy	Heavy! Yeah!	40:34
Robot Hoovy	Big Russian man	40:38
Robot Hoovy	basically the tank of this game	40:42
salma	AHHH	41:58
Robot Hoovy	A h e m	42:18
Robot Hoovy	So! Ready to try out Engie?	42:29
Robot Hoovy	OOO	42:30
Robot Hoovy	NO.	42:40
Robot Hoovy	NO SENTIRES.	42:43
Robot Hoovy	NOT YET.	42:45
Robot Hoovy	Ahem.	42:49
Robot Hoovy	Alright, here	42:52
Robot Hoovy	Ammo boxes give you metal	43:04
Robot Hoovy	and metal = shit to make buildings	43:09
Robot Hoovy	Make something that ISN'T a Sentry.	43:19
Robot Hoovy	Whack it to build it faster!	43:33
Robot Hoovy	And this gives health and ammo!	43:48
Robot Hoovy	h	44:03
Robot Hoovy	huh??	44:05
Robot Hoovy	You at full metal?	44:08
Robot Hoovy	Alright, now build an exit to your tele.	44:32
Robot Hoovy	WHACK EM	45:03
Robot Hoovy	Why don't you build a sentry, hm?	45:42
Robot Hoovy	And we'll see how I fare against it.	45:49
Robot Hoovy	You can also upgrade your buildings via metal	46:00
Robot Hoovy	so get to it!	46:01
Robot Hoovy	I'll be AFK for a sec	46:06
Robot Hoovy	I'M BACKKL	51:51
salma	welcome back :D	51:56
Robot Hoovy	Woah look at this Sentry nest	52:09
salma	what the	52:19
Robot Hoovy	WELL??	52:27
Robot Hoovy	YOU GONNA TAKE THE SAPPER OFF-	52:31
Robot Hoovy	WRENCH.	52:37
salma	HUH	52:37
salma	GUH	53:07
salma	okay how does Spy work	55:56
Robot Hoovy	SO!	56:00
Robot Hoovy	Spy is like the Sombra of TF2	56:07
Robot Hoovy	basically	56:08
Robot Hoovy	he can	56:11
Robot Hoovy	-Turn invisible	56:15
Robot Hoovy	-Disguise as teammates	56:21
Robot Hoovy	-Backstab for instant kills.a	56:27
Robot Hoovy	He sounds like the most cracked class in the game, but-	56:35
Robot Hoovy	He's actually the weakest.	56:39
Robot Hoovy	OH YEAH AND HE CAN SAP BUILDINGS	56:48
Robot Hoovy	You see.	57:14
Robot Hoovy	Front face stab me real quick.	57:18
Robot Hoovy	See?	57:27
Robot Hoovy	Only 40 dam-	57:31
Robot Hoovy	o k a y	57:33
salma	SORRY	57:35
Robot Hoovy	BUT FROM BEHIND	57:36
Robot Hoovy	IT'S AN INSTANT KILL	57:44
salma	OH	58:01
Robot Hoovy	SEEE??	58:06
salma	I SEE	58:08
Robot Hoovy	COOL YEAH?	58:08
salma	YEH	58:12
Robot Hoovy	Here, let me teach you how to sap buildings	58:20
Robot Hoovy	And you see	59:01
Robot Hoovy	Sentries will attack any player it sees	59:13
Robot Hoovy	WAIT	59:16
Robot Hoovy	sEE?	59:20
Robot Hoovy	However.	59:23
salma	OH GOODY	59:24
Robot Hoovy	If you disguise / go invisible..	59:33
salma	AJAHAH	01:00:17
Robot Hoovy	A	01:00:18
Robot Hoovy	LMFAO	01:00:21
Robot Hoovy	But yeah! That's Spy!	01:00:26
Robot Hoovy	I see there's only 2 classes left..	01:00:32
Robot Hoovy	Medic, or Sniper?	01:00:35
Robot Hoovy	Here, I'll go on your team for Medic	01:00:52
Robot Hoovy	And that's the medigun!	01:01:29
Robot Hoovy	So basically	01:01:31
Robot Hoovy	If you get your Ubercharge to 100%, someone can be invincible for 8 seconds straight	01:01:48
Robot Hoovy	think of it as like	01:01:52
salma	:O	01:01:54
Robot Hoovy	an 'ultimate'	01:01:55
salma	okay	01:01:59
Robot Hoovy	OH BTW	01:02:03
Robot Hoovy	GO INTO YOUR ADVANCED SETTINGS RQ	01:02:08
Robot Hoovy	SCROLL DOWN	01:02:11
Robot Hoovy	AND CLICK THE UHH	01:02:16
Robot Hoovy	MEDIC NO NEED TO PRESS DOWN OR SOMETHING	01:02:24
Robot Hoovy	AND ALSO	01:02:38
Robot Hoovy	ENABLE FAST WEAPON SWITCH	01:02:42
Robot Hoovy	So yeah, Medic is fairly simple.	01:03:18
Robot Hoovy	A lot of people simp for him.	01:03:24
Robot Hoovy	Strangely.	01:03:26
salma	Oh!	01:03:31
salma	UH	01:04:02
Robot Hoovy	WHAT DID YOU TRY TO DO	01:04:07
Robot Hoovy	YOU STOPPED-	01:04:10
salma	I DONT KNOW	01:04:11
salma	MY BAD	01:04:14
Robot Hoovy	AHHAGHAJDGHAHA	01:04:20
salma	HOW	01:04:51
Robot Hoovy	MOUSE 2	01:04:54
Robot Hoovy	And that makes someone invincible for 8 seconds!	01:05:14
Robot Hoovy	Alright, that's really all you need to know about Medic	01:05:23
Robot Hoovy	so, last class now!	01:05:27
Robot Hoovy	Sniper!	01:05:30
Robot Hoovy	Sniper is the only TF2 character that can headshot	01:06:11
Robot Hoovy	so uh	01:06:13
Robot Hoovy	VERY GOOD!	01:06:22
Robot Hoovy	When you're not scoped in, you can't headshot.	01:06:34
Robot Hoovy	So keep that in mind.	01:06:37
Robot Hoovy	There's also a charge system with the sniper	01:07:01
Robot Hoovy	when you're scoped in, you can charge your gun to do 50, to then 100, to then 150 damage!	01:07:18
Robot Hoovy	And a headshot tripples that!	01:07:23
Robot Hoovy	(150, 300, 450)	01:07:30
Robot Hoovy	Do a quick headshot	01:07:46
Robot Hoovy	ARG	01:07:50
Robot Hoovy	Actually-	01:08:05
salma	AHJAHHA	01:08:39
Robot Hoovy	So!	01:09:04
Robot Hoovy	You're ready to go into the world of TF2.	01:09:10
salma	wowie :D	01:09:14
Robot Hoovy	Unless if you have any questions?	01:09:16
salma	not relaly	01:09:22
salma	really	01:09:24
salma	O_O	01:09:46
Robot Hoovy	LMFAO-	01:09:52
salma	WHAT	01:09:54
Robot Hoovy	So, who you thinking is your favourite character so far?	01:10:02
salma	honestly i have NO CLUE	01:10:13
salma	whichever one holds	01:10:18
salma	the least responsibility for Anything!	01:10:23
Robot Hoovy	Uhm.	01:10:28
Robot Hoovy	Probably Sniper or Scout?	01:10:33
Robot Hoovy	Maybe Soldier???	01:10:36
Robot Hoovy	Maybe Pyro???	01:10:42
Robot Hoovy	I'M NOT SURE	01:10:45
Robot Hoovy	WAIT	01:10:47
Robot Hoovy	ONE THING	01:10:49
Robot Hoovy	LET'S GO TO A COMMUNITY SERVER RQ	01:10:55
salma	OOOOOKY	01:10:59
Robot Hoovy	AND GET YOU SOME ITEMS!	01:10:59
salma	HOW DO I	01:11:02
salma	WA	01:11:04
Robot Hoovy	Alright, so, you'll leave this game in a sec	01:11:10
Robot Hoovy	go to 'community servers' in the 'find a game' button in the top right	01:11:25
Robot Hoovy	and then you'll see a tab that says 'friends'	01:11:33
salma	okay	01:11:33
Robot Hoovy	and join me!	01:11:37
Robot Hoovy	If I don't show up, refresh the page	01:11:44