| Skrt. | kegagoat | 00:08 |
| Galleto | say hi to youtube | 00:59 |
| single and looking | stfu GALLETO | 01:08 |
| single and looking | NOOBB | 01:10 |
| Galleto | suck my balls | 01:14 |
| Judith The Adversary | so loud | 01:19 |
| single and looking | fuck you kid | 01:21 |
| Mast | hi fuzzy | 01:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | hello | 01:30 |
| DJ Garfield | i used tio play with kegaman so i know his ways | 02:24 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 150 health remaining. | 02:30 |
| Deathbypudding | .ss | 02:35 |
| Mast | ` | 02:49 |
| Skrt. | .ss | 02:55 |
| Fuzzycoco | Rup or random crit binds | 03:37 |
| Deathbypudding | these are not our players | 03:47 |
| single and looking | stfu | 03:58 |
| Fuzzycoco | Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! | 04:11 |
| Fuzzycoco | Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. | 04:17 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | corny ass line | 04:20 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | repent | 04:25 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random bursts of skill | 04:27 |
| Fuzzycoco | Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. | 04:35 |
| single and looking | yo fuzzy | 04:40 |
| Fuzzycoco | If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. | 04:40 |
| single and looking | fuck you | 04:42 |
| Skrt. | dayum | 04:47 |
| Fuzzycoco | My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. | 04:47 |
| Galleto | hey | 04:47 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits, more like random SHITS | 04:55 |
| Fuzzycoco | I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. | 05:00 |
| Galleto | what is ur problem? | 05:00 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | i'm remotely disabling your iphone | 05:00 |
| Galleto | rup | 05:06 |
| Fuzzycoco | He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. | 05:08 |
| single and looking | fuzzy | 05:12 |
| Fuzzycoco | The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. | 05:15 |
| single and looking | i know when ur sleeping | 05:15 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 175 health remaining. | 05:16 |
| single and looking | be careful bro | 05:18 |
| Fuzzycoco | Hahaha crit bind go brrr | 05:21 |
| single and looking | fuzzy | 05:24 |
| single and looking | hey kid | 05:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. | 05:27 |
| Cosmic sR | kick godo | 05:27 |
| single and looking | hey man | 05:27 |
| single and looking | hey mate | 05:28 |
| Fuzzycoco | Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. | 05:30 |
| single and looking | SHUT THE FUCK UP | 05:31 |
| Fuzzycoco | When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. | 05:34 |
| Skrt. | d a y u m | 05:35 |
| Fuzzycoco | #RemoveRandomCrits | 05:37 |
| James Christlover | walkies | 05:38 |
| Fuzzycoco | By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. | 05:40 |
| single and looking | noob spy | 05:43 |
| DJ Garfield | im a buddhist | 05:48 |
| Fuzzycoco | There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. | 05:48 |
| Cosmic sR | kick godo | 05:50 |
| DJ Garfield | i would never shoot a gun | 05:51 |
| Fuzzycoco | To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. | 05:57 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | sensitive ass | 06:02 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. | 06:04 |
| DJ Garfield | they call me the british buddhist | 06:06 |
| single and looking | who here single | 06:08 |
| single and looking | who want me | 06:10 |
| Fuzzycoco | 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e | 06:10 |
| Cosmic sR | kick godo | 06:14 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. | 06:15 |
| Cosmic sR | !who | 06:17 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. | 06:19 |
| single and looking | fuzzy | 06:23 |
| single and looking | heyyyy | 06:24 |
| Fuzzycoco | I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. | 06:25 |
| single and looking | bbg | 06:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. | 06:28 |
| DJ Garfield | single u could prolly bag postal dudes wife | 06:31 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! | 06:33 |
| Fuzzycoco | Critting is such sweet sorrow. | 06:38 |
| Fuzzycoco | While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. | 06:44 |
| Pat Benetar reincarnated | Meow | 06:44 |
| Cosmic sR | kick godo | 06:49 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. | 06:50 |
| Fuzzycoco | I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. | 06:54 |
| Fuzzycoco | Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. | 06:59 |
| Fuzzycoco | This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. | 07:04 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit | 07:09 |
| single and looking | who tryna hop vrchat | 07:13 |
| Fuzzycoco | Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. | 07:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | What's crit can't be uncrit. | 07:21 |
| DJ Garfield | duck | 07:23 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are fair and balanced. | 07:29 |
| Galleto | !rcon kick godo | 07:31 |
| Pat Benetar reincarnated | walkies | 07:33 |
| Fuzzycoco | Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. | 07:35 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' | 07:43 |
| Proteccc | noob down | 07:48 |
| Fuzzycoco | A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! | 07:51 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Rare high moment' | 07:56 |
| Fuzzycoco | I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. | 08:06 |
| Fuzzycoco | In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. | 08:14 |
| DJ Garfield | rdy | 08:15 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | brb gotta hit my wife | 08:17 |
| single and looking | WOAH MAN | 08:22 |
| Fuzzycoco | Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. | 08:23 |
| single and looking | DONT SAY THAT | 08:25 |
| Fuzzycoco | We at Valve apologize for that random crit. | 08:27 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 207 health remaining. | 08:40 |
| Fuzzycoco | Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. | 08:43 |
| single and looking | FUZZY STFU | 08:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. | 08:47 |
| Fuzzycoco | A crit by any other name would be as deadly. | 08:53 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | fuxxy what class are you on | 08:56 |
| Fuzzycoco | Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. | 08:58 |
| Pat Benetar reincarnated | Meow | 09:04 |
| single and looking | fuzzy | 09:04 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | what class are you playing | 09:06 |
| Pat Benetar reincarnated | walkies | 09:06 |
| single and looking | whats ur disc | 09:06 |
| Pat Benetar reincarnated | Meow | 09:06 |
| Fuzzycoco | That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. | 09:08 |
| single and looking | actually better question | 09:13 |
| Proteccc | whats that disc bbg | 09:13 |
| Fuzzycoco | I crit, therefore I am. | 09:15 |
| single and looking | where do u live | 09:15 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. | 09:18 |
| Fuzzycoco | You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. | 09:22 |
| スティーブ・ジョブズ | where your grandma stay fuzzy | 09:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. | 09:29 |
| Fuzzycoco | I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* | 09:36 |
| Skrt. | fuzzy credit card # and social? | 09:37 |
| Proteccc | where ya momma at | 09:39 |
| Fuzzycoco | THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. | 09:41 |
| Galleto | rup | 09:46 |
| Fuzzycoco | Home is where the random crits are. | 09:46 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. | 09:50 |
| Fuzzycoco | So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) | 09:56 |
| Fuzzycoco | All roads lead to random crits. | 10:04 |
| Fuzzycoco | Looks like someone crit their pants | 10:10 |
| Fuzzycoco | Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit | 10:15 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 300 health remaining. | 10:15 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crit happens | 10:20 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 194 health remaining. | 10:22 |
| Fuzzycoco | Live by the crit, die by the crit. | 10:25 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 10:29 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM unloaded. | 10:29 |
| [AFK] WARNING! These players are AFK: | 10:30 |
| [AFK] - スティーブ・ジョブズ | 10:30 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 10:30 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20240629-2026-pl_upward_f12.dem | 10:33 |
| [CC] This server is running config: server.cfg | 10:35 |
| [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long | 10:36 |
| single and looking | i see ur sticks | 11:07 |
| single and looking | HAHAHAHA | 11:08 |
| single and looking | FUCKING IDIOT | 11:10 |
| single and looking | ur so fucking stupid bro | 11:17 |
| single and looking | i see them | 11:19 |
| Judith The Adversary | you get a star | 11:20 |
| single and looking | thank u | 11:23 |
| Judith The Adversary | congrats | 11:23 |
| single and looking | thanks | 11:25 |
| Space_Human | those are the decoys | 11:34 |
| single and looking | who want me | 11:35 |
| single and looking | oh shit | 11:37 |
| single and looking | FUCK | 11:39 |
| Mast | 400hundo | 12:00 |
| single and looking | fuckk | 12:35 |
| single and looking | u | 12:36 |
| single and looking | scout | 12:37 |
| single and looking | fucking surfer dude | 15:01 |
| single and looking | alright bro | 15:04 |
| single and looking | noob | 16:23 |
| single and looking | 2v1 noobs | 17:41 |
| single and looking | AHAHAHA | 18:13 |
| single and looking | AHAHAHAHAH | 18:15 |
| single and looking | IM A DAMN PRO MATE | 18:20 |
| single and looking | ???? | 18:59 |
| #TF_TeamsSwitched | 21:06 |
| [CC] This server is running config: server.cfg | 21:06 |
| single and looking | ur such a motherfucker | 22:36 |
| single and looking | #nerfpyro | 22:40 |
| single and looking | #killtf2 | 22:42 |
| Fobby | so pro | 22:47 |
| Judith The Adversary | yo gun | 23:02 |
| single and looking | YO HOP OFF DEMO | 23:58 |
| Mast | kys | 24:04 |
| single and looking | WTF | 24:08 |
| single and looking | LOLLL | 24:09 |
| single and looking | DAMN | 24:10 |
| single and looking | CHILLL | 24:12 |
| single and looking | ur such a bad soldier | 24:49 |
| single and looking | fuck this shitty ass gamemode | 25:51 |
| single and looking | might not wake up tomorrow | 25:57 |
| single and looking | fuck u blue team | 25:59 |
| single and looking | off my dick fucker | 27:40 |
| single and looking | WTF | 27:48 |
| single and looking | WE LOSEEE | 27:50 |
| DJ Garfield | gr | 28:23 |
| Fobby | gg | 28:24 |
| single and looking | we lost team | 28:30 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 28:31 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 28:31 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 28:32 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 28:32 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 28:32 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo match-20240629-2038-pl_upward_f12.dem | 28:35 |
| [LogsTF] Logs were uploaded to: logs.tf/3669819 | 28:37 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats, type: !log | 28:37 |
| [demos.tf]: STV available at: https://demos.tf/1156779 | 28:39 |
| Deathbypudding | .ss | 28:40 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 125 health remaining. | 28:41 |
| Mast | .ss | 28:46 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 300 health remaining. | 28:54 |
| Mast | .ss | 28:56 |
| Skrt. | .ss | 29:41 |
| Skrt. | .ss | 31:12 |
| single and looking | guys we are going to lose again | 31:49 |
| single and looking | i dont even fucking knew | 31:55 |
| single and looking | know | 31:57 |
| DJ Garfield | do u smoke weed | 31:58 |
| single and looking | if we lose | 31:59 |
| DJ Garfield | ? | 31:59 |
| single and looking | no | 32:00 |
| single and looking | kid stfu | 32:02 |
| Skrt. | dont listen to this goober | 32:02 |
| DJ Garfield | u should | 32:03 |
| DJ Garfield | its good | 32:04 |
| Pat Benetar reincarnated | walkies | 32:05 |
| single and looking | no thanks bro | 32:08 |
| single and looking | i got this shitty lil trumpet | 32:26 |
| single and looking | in my hand now | 32:29 |
| single and looking | IM BLOWING THE DOOBIE | 32:36 |
| single and looking | THE DOOBIE HAS BEEN BLOWN | 32:39 |
| lex. | rupers? | 33:00 |
| Galleto | yes 1 sec | 33:05 |
| Galleto | review | 33:15 |
| DJ Garfield | !log | 33:20 |
| single and looking | fuego | 33:23 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 125 health remaining. | 33:23 |
| single and looking | do u run banner | 33:25 |
| Deathbypudding | .ss | 33:27 |
| el fuego | sometimes | 33:35 |
| single and looking | ill match with u | 33:37 |
| single and looking | and shit | 33:38 |
| single and looking | who here | 34:45 |
| single and looking | play vrchat | 34:47 |
| Fobby | man the gound has so much hp | 35:23 |
| single and looking | it does | 35:28 |
| single and looking | fucking piece of shit ground | 35:33 |
| DJ Garfield | gushers burrito | 35:50 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 150 health remaining. | 35:54 |
| single and looking | who else dont be showin up to reviews | 35:59 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 175 health remaining. | 36:11 |
| Galleto | rup | 36:14 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 175 health remaining. | 36:18 |
| Fuzzycoco | Rup or random crit binds | 36:22 |
| Fuzzycoco | I used that random crit on purpose | 36:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. | 36:29 |
| Fuzzycoco | I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck | 36:32 |
| Fuzzycoco | Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. | 36:36 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 36:36 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM unloaded. | 36:36 |
| [AFK] WARNING! These players are AFK: | 36:36 |
| [AFK] - lex. | 36:36 |
| [AFK] - スティーブ・ジョブズ | 36:36 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 36:36 |
| single and looking | COCO STFU | 36:37 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20240629-2056-pl_upward_f12.dem | 36:39 |
| [CC] This server is running config: server.cfg | 36:42 |
| [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long | 36:42 |
| single and looking | U GET TO RUN GUNBOATS | 39:51 |
| single and looking | LUCKY | 39:52 |
| single and looking | HL | 40:38 |
| single and looking | WOOOO | 40:40 |
| single and looking | RAHHHH | 40:42 |
| single and looking | nah i get mad bitches tho | 42:04 |
| single and looking | this mid | 42:06 |
| #TF_TeamsSwitched | 43:46 |
| [CC] This server is running config: server.cfg | 43:46 |
| Judith The Adversary | AH | 44:58 |
| Deathbypudding | hi | 45:02 |
| Deathbypudding | hi | 45:04 |
| Judith The Adversary | Imma smooch ya with a rock | 45:11 |
| Judith The Adversary | /j | 45:18 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 50:51 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 50:51 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 50:51 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 50:51 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 50:51 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo match-20240629-2104-pl_upward_f12.dem | 50:54 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 125 health remaining. | 50:55 |
| [LogsTF] Logs were uploaded to: logs.tf/3669849 | 50:55 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats, type: !log | 50:55 |
| DJ Garfield | gg | 50:56 |
| [demos.tf]: STV available at: https://demos.tf/1156802 | 50:58 |
| Fobby | ggs | 51:00 |
| Deathbypudding | .ss | 51:05 |
| Skrt. | .ss | 51:07 |
| single and looking | GIVE ME MY DAMN BOOTS | 52:33 |
| DJ Garfield | !log | 52:38 |
| single and looking | MY VINTAGE BOOTS | 52:38 |
| Skrt. | .ss | 54:35 |