| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Current score: penis 0, RED 0. | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] 30:00 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:05 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 01:11 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 01:40 |
| [Matcha] Current score: penis 0, RED 1. | 01:40 |
| [Matcha] 28:24 remaining; starting round 2. | 01:40 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 04:05 |
| [Matcha] Current score: penis 0, RED 2. | 04:05 |
| [Matcha] 25:59 remaining; starting round 3. | 04:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 05:41 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 06:38 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 32 seconds before using it | 08:24 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 35 seconds before using it | 08:28 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 08:55 |
| [Matcha] Current score: penis 0, RED 3. | 08:55 |
| [Matcha] 21:09 remaining; starting round 4. | 08:55 |
| Ice | wtf | 09:13 |
| Call Your Mother | gg | 09:15 |
| DowWy | haha | 09:16 |
| 9779 | nvm | 09:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 10:15 |
| [Matcha] Round timer is set to 240 seconds | 10:45 |
| [Matcha] Current score: penis 0, RED 4. | 10:45 |
| [Matcha] 19:19 remaining; starting round 5. | 10:45 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 15.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 16:30 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 17:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 17.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 17:46 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 20.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 18:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 14 seconds | 18:45 |
| [Matcha] "Call Your Mother" started a vote to change the map to "cp_process_f12". | 24:42 |
| [Matcha] Vote cast for Yes. | 24:43 |
| [Matcha] Vote cast for Yes. | 24:44 |
| [Matcha] Vote cast for Yes. | 24:44 |
| [Matcha] Vote cast for Yes. | 24:44 |
| [Matcha] Plugins reloaded. | 24:44 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 24:44 |
| [Matcha] Soap DM loaded. | 24:44 |
| [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. | 24:44 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 24:44 |