| Fuzzycoco | Before anything else, crits are the key to success. | 00:08 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 00:09 |
| Fuzzycoco | Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. | 00:12 |
| Fuzzycoco | Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. | 00:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | Houston, we have a crit. | 00:22 |
| Fuzzycoco | I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players | 00:25 |
| Fuzzycoco | I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. | 00:28 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits are a weapon of the strong. | 00:32 |
| Fuzzycoco | Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. | 00:36 |
| Fuzzycoco | We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. | 00:41 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. | 00:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | I love the smell of crits in the morning. | 00:45 |
| Fuzzycoco | If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. | 00:50 |
| Fuzzycoco | I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. | 00:55 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 00:55 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM unloaded. | 00:55 |
| [AFK] WARNING! These players are AFK: | 00:55 |
| [AFK] - certified | 00:55 |
| [AFK] - el fuego | 00:55 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 00:56 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20240730-0227-koth_ashville_final1.dem | 00:59 |
| [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long | 01:00 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 01:01 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by E4Estrogen | 01:46 |
| [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! | 01:46 |
| Saving ubercharge level for bella^ | 01:46 |
| Saving ubercharge level for Fuzzycoco | 01:46 |
| Fuzzycoco : PLEASE | 01:51 |
| bella^ : no | 01:53 |
| stink : heavy needs to restart | 01:54 |
| bella^ : heavy ded | 01:56 |
| DrexxoHD : :y | 01:57 |
| E4Estrogen : wouldnt be playoffs without a crash | 01:59 |
| freyja -iwnl- : top 10 source engine | 01:59 |
| Galleto : random pause go crit | 02:02 |
| Fuzzycoco : buy your players better internet | 02:09 |
| bella^ : its not internet its this shitty ass engine | 02:21 |
| E4Estrogen : 3 diff player crashes, yall gotta stop ddosing us | 02:21 |
| Fuzzycoco : >.> | 02:28 |
| Galleto : 29838239283 my credit card | 02:40 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute | 02:46 |
| bella^ : 198.62.173.58 your ip | 02:52 |
| E4Estrogen : r? | 02:56 |
| freyja -iwnl- : r? | 02:56 |
| Galleto : yes | 02:57 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by E4Estrogen... | 03:00 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 03:01 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 03:02 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 03:03 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 03:04 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for bella^ | 03:05 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for Fuzzycoco | 03:05 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 03:05 |
| #TF_TeamsSwitched | 12:04 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 12:04 |
| CDT Hyperion | reord demos | 12:33 |
| DJ Garfield | tf is this lag | 15:40 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 21:46 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 21:46 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 21:47 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 21:47 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 21:47 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo match-20240730-0235-pl_upward_f12.dem | 21:50 |
| [LogsTF] Logs were uploaded to: logs.tf/3688039 | 21:52 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats, type: !log | 21:52 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 220 health remaining. | 21:53 |
| freyja -iwnl- | .ss | 21:54 |
| [demos.tf]: STV available at: https://demos.tf/1170278 | 21:54 |
| stink | .ss | 21:54 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 38 health remaining. | 21:56 |
| E4Estrogen | !log | 22:03 |
| bella^ | fuck yo tele! :joy: | 26:05 |
| Galleto | >:( | 26:09 |
| bella^ | fuck yo scout! :joy: | 26:13 |
| bella^ | fuck yo engie! :joy: | 26:24 |
| Fuzzycoco | Rup or random crit binds | 27:40 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. | 27:45 |
| Fuzzycoco | Speak softly and carry a big crit. | 27:50 |
| Fuzzycoco | If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden | 27:55 |
| Fuzzycoco | I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. | 27:59 |
| Fuzzycoco | Luke, I am a random crit. | 28:02 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | yall aint even ready lmao | 28:04 |
| Fuzzycoco | This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! | 28:06 |
| Fuzzycoco | that doesnt sound like a me problem | 28:11 |
| Fuzzycoco | We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. | 28:12 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? | 28:20 |
| Fuzzycoco | Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. | 28:25 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 175 health remaining. | 28:31 |
| Fuzzycoco | Use a crit, Luke. | 28:32 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 28:33 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM unloaded. | 28:33 |
| [AFK] WARNING! These players are AFK: | 28:34 |
| [AFK] - DJ Garfield | 28:34 |
| [AFK] - DrexxoHD | 28:34 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 28:34 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20240730-0256-pl_upward_f12.dem | 28:37 |
| [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long | 28:39 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 28:39 |
| Galleto | why me | 30:03 |
| #TF_TeamsSwitched | 36:36 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 36:36 |
| Fuzzycoco | *Faked Übercharge* | 42:23 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 44:32 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 44:32 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 44:33 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 44:33 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 44:33 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo match-20240730-0303-pl_upward_f12.dem | 44:36 |
| [LogsTF] Logs were uploaded to: logs.tf/3688070 | 44:38 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats, type: !log | 44:38 |
| [demos.tf]: STV available at: https://demos.tf/1170306 | 44:40 |
| freyja -iwnl- | .ss | 44:41 |
| Fuzzycoco | Rup or random crit binds | 44:43 |
| E4Estrogen | !log | 44:44 |
| Fuzzycoco | That's no moon, it's a space crit! | 44:47 |
| freyja -iwnl- | .sss | 45:24 |
| freyja -iwnl- | .ss | 45:26 |
| freyja -iwnl- | .ss | 45:42 |
| Galleto | rup or ff | 46:16 |
| bella^ | stfu | 46:21 |
| E4Estrogen | yikers | 46:22 |
| Galleto | >:( | 46:26 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | we get 15 minutes and we will use it smile | 46:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random binds will continue until morale improves. | 47:01 |
| Fuzzycoco | Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. | 47:08 |
| freyja -iwnl- | .ss | 47:09 |
| Fuzzycoco | the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry | 47:13 |
| Fuzzycoco | And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. | 47:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | When in doubt, in crits we trust. | 47:21 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! | 47:24 |
| Fuzzycoco | Actually, we have 136 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? | 47:27 |
| Fuzzycoco | You have sat through 136 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. | 47:33 |
| Fuzzycoco | Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! | 47:38 |
| Fuzzycoco | guys I ran out of random crit binds | 47:58 |
| Fuzzycoco | what do I do with my life | 48:02 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | hm | 48:13 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | make more | 48:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | genius | 48:20 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | our engi is having tech issues btw | 48:53 |
| Fuzzycoco | TBrandomCrits1-2-5-1 TBrandomCritsCycle351, | 48:57 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | which is why we r taking a while | 49:01 |
| Galleto | o | 49:10 |
| el fuego | take your time | 49:13 |
| el fuego | fuck these boys, not like they have a job worth going to tomorrow | 49:22 |
| E4Estrogen | whats a job? | 49:33 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | quit ur job to play tf2 | 49:34 |
| Galleto | !admin_hack_menu_pro | 49:44 |
| DJ Garfield | !log | 49:58 |
| Fuzzycoco | Crits are fun for me but not for thee | 50:40 |
| Fuzzycoco | Ran. Dumb. Crit. | 51:05 |
| Galleto | ringme engi 1030 | 51:23 |
| Fuzzycoco | That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! | 51:26 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | manifesting stink rejoining server | 52:12 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | help me manifest chat | 52:17 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | the manifesting worked ty chat | 52:49 |
| Galleto | !calladminugc | 52:59 |
| DJ Garfield | jamie can you pull up the missing player | 54:34 |
| DJ Garfield | thanks jamie | 54:36 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | enter the hero | 55:07 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | sorry for the wait | 55:17 |
| E4Estrogen | stop ddosing our players | 55:22 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | this entire night has been nightmare tech issues for us | 55:24 |
| Galleto | use masterconfig or comanglia | 55:34 |
| Galleto | >:) | 55:41 |
| Fuzzycoco | If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. | 55:43 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | mastercomfig doesnt fix wifi issues lol | 55:44 |
| E4Estrogen | its internet issues not frames | 55:46 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 55:54 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM unloaded. | 55:54 |
| [AFK] WARNING! These players are AFK: | 55:54 |
| [AFK] - certified | 55:54 |
| [AFK] - DJ Garfield | 55:54 |
| [AFK] - el fuego | 55:54 |
| [AFK] - Fobby | 55:54 |
| [AFK] - Fuzzycoco | 55:54 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 55:54 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20240730-0319-pl_upward_f12.dem | 55:57 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 56:00 |
| [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long | 56:00 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | !extend | 58:22 |
| freyja -iwnl- | LOL | 01:07:14 |
| Fuzzycoco | *Faked Übercharge* | 01:09:57 |
| [Pause] Game was paused by ☆Heathcliff☆ | 01:10:51 |
| [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! | 01:10:51 |
| Saving ubercharge level for bella^ | 01:10:51 |
| Saving ubercharge level for Fuzzycoco | 01:10:51 |
| Galleto : why | 01:10:55 |
| bella^ : eemergency sry | 01:10:58 |
| bella^ : brb | 01:10:59 |
| Space_Human : uh oh | 01:10:59 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : more tech pause | 01:11:06 |
| Fuzzycoco : determined to use your pause every half huh | 01:11:10 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : hell official | 01:11:12 |
| Galleto : u havin a baby or what | 01:11:14 |
| Fuzzycoco : imagine trying to end before midnight | 01:11:19 |
| E4Estrogen : every single player is having a technical issue | 01:11:30 |
| Fuzzycoco : poverty | 01:11:36 |
| el fuego | unlucky | 01:11:40 |
| Fuzzycoco : the curse of the official | 01:11:41 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : curse of playoffs | 01:11:45 |
| Space_Human : that sucks | 01:11:50 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute | 01:11:51 |
| Galleto : use amazon prime to buy a good ethernet cat 8 | 01:11:52 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : yea | 01:11:52 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : sorry for most chungus match of all time lmao | 01:11:59 |
| *DEAD* DJ Garfield : medium chungus at best | 01:12:06 |
| Fuzzycoco : are any of your players muted without realzing it? | 01:12:16 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : we can get it to big chungus before the end of the half | 01:12:16 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : im a believer | 01:12:18 |
| Fuzzycoco : that is the only thing you are missing | 01:12:20 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : oh we have muted players dont worry | 01:12:27 |
| Fuzzycoco : excellent | 01:12:32 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : yall wanna play tic tac toe | 01:12:42 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : x top right | 01:12:44 |
| *DEAD* DJ Garfield : xox | 01:12:46 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes | 01:12:51 |
| Fuzzycoco : o middle | 01:12:51 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : x bottom left | 01:13:00 |
| Fuzzycoco : o top left | 01:13:17 |
| Fuzzycoco : I just fucked myself | 01:13:23 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : x bottom right | 01:13:24 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : pwned kid | 01:13:26 |
| Fuzzycoco : gg | 01:13:27 |
| Galleto : gg | 01:13:30 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : gg | 01:13:34 |
| Fuzzycoco : I am shit at tic-tack toe apparently | 01:13:34 |
| *DEAD* DJ Garfield : HEATHCLIFF TIC TAC CHAMP | 01:13:35 |
| Galleto : tic tack toe nc | 01:13:47 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 3 minutes | 01:13:51 |
| Fobby : JG diff tbh | 01:13:51 |
| *DEAD* DJ Garfield : yall see they brining all of cartoon network back for a special on the jellystones | 01:13:53 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : Heh.... Should Have Read Up On Tic Tac Meta Before You Tried To Fight Me | 01:13:54 |
| Fobby : should of played for drakes | 01:14:00 |
| Galleto : kanie west or kendrik lamar | 01:14:22 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : im gonna explode dude idk whats happening with our medic | 01:14:25 |
| Galleto : ringme med nc | 01:14:41 |
| [Pause] Game has been paused for 4 minutes | 01:14:51 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : we might just ff | 01:14:58 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : our players have to leave | 01:15:02 |
| freyja -iwnl- : my mommy said its bedtime bros | 01:15:09 |
| Space_Human : just finish 8v9 | 01:15:10 |
| E4Estrogen : were voting, hold o | 01:15:10 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : and 12 minutes is chungus time | 01:15:11 |
| E4Estrogen : on | 01:15:12 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : we'll play it out | 01:15:23 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : r? | 01:15:25 |
| *DEAD* DJ Garfield : r | 01:15:28 |
| Galleto : r | 01:15:29 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ : our meds back | 01:15:30 |
| bella^ : sry | 01:15:35 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by ☆Heathcliff☆... | 01:15:42 |
| *DEAD* DJ Garfield : r | 01:15:42 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... | 01:15:43 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... | 01:15:44 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... | 01:15:45 |
| -- Malformed utf8 -- | 01:15:45 |
| [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... | 01:15:46 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for bella^ | 01:15:47 |
| Restoring ubercharge level for Fuzzycoco | 01:15:47 |
| [Pause] Game is unpaused! | 01:15:47 |
| DrexxoHD | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 01:15:59 |
| Fuzzycoco | oh noes | 01:15:59 |
| Fuzzycoco | lmao | 01:16:40 |
| bella^ | ggwp | 01:16:41 |
| Galleto | my spy crash xD | 01:16:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | LMAO | 01:16:44 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | we play this out prolander | 01:16:48 |
| Jeane | Fear me | 01:16:49 |
| E4Estrogen | tech pause for him i dear ya | 01:16:52 |
| Space_Human | wtf | 01:16:53 |
| Fuzzycoco | your players coming back? | 01:16:59 |
| Jeane | lmfao | 01:17:08 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | lol | 01:17:08 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | we play it out | 01:17:10 |
| el fuego | gg guys | 01:17:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | oh noes | 01:17:44 |
| Fuzzycoco | ggs | 01:17:46 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | ggs lol | 01:17:54 |
| DrexxoHD | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 01:17:59 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | what the scallop | 01:18:44 |
| certified | ggs | 01:18:57 |
| Fuzzycoco | could you exec | 01:18:59 |
| Galleto | !who | 01:19:00 |
| shaderoses | ggs | 01:19:02 |
| CDT Hyperion | let them ap | 01:19:04 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | should i winlimit for logs | 01:19:13 |
| Galleto | yes | 01:19:17 |
| Fuzzycoco | yes | 01:19:18 |
| CDT Hyperion | kap | 01:19:30 |
| Space_Human | ggs | 01:19:48 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | ggs | 01:19:49 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 01:19:49 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 01:19:49 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 01:19:50 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 01:19:50 |
| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 01:19:50 |
| DJ Garfield | gg | 01:19:52 |
| Fuzzycoco | ggs | 01:19:52 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo match-20240730-0330-pl_upward_f12.dem | 01:19:53 |
| [LogsTF] Logs were uploaded to: logs.tf/3688100 | 01:19:54 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats, type: !log | 01:19:54 |
| Fuzzycoco | was actually a good game | 01:19:54 |
| DrexxoHD | GG | 01:19:55 |
| [demos.tf]: STV available at: https://demos.tf/1170330 | 01:19:57 |
| Fuzzycoco | at least until it was past all your players bedtimes :( | 01:20:03 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | yea lol it was a good match until ppl just kind of checked out | 01:20:25 |
| Galleto | gg | 01:20:31 |
| DJ Garfield | battle of attrition complete | 01:20:42 |
| ☆Heathcliff☆ | ggs, gl with week 2 | 01:20:57 |
| Galleto | yeah! | 01:21:04 |