| Diavolo Diablo | im so busy oil up with baby oil attending diddy party man | 00:01 |
| Glitchy | ? | 00:04 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 00:04 |
| Diavolo Diablo | my arm and palm are sweaty | 00:06 |
| Sly Rocko | ?????? | 00:06 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 13 seconds | 00:21 |
| bobo o.O | im jerking off | 00:37 |
| Diavolo Diablo | like hasbullah on there as well | 00:46 |
| Glitchy | oi sick | 00:46 |
| freaky | BOMBCLAAT | 00:50 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 00:59 |
| tom | Your cerebral spinal fluid is semen. The brain floats in it. It provides protection and strength. | 01:02 |
| roastchicken | silent promised free syrupy pawjobs if we win | 01:07 |
| Glitchy | Im throwing | 01:12 |
| egg fried rice | my mum asked if the dishes were done. I told her Tom. She was happy cuz she knew they were washed | 01:19 |
| Glitchy | Cold | 01:35 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 79 seconds before using it | 01:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 44 seconds before using it | 01:43 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 11.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 02:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 04:07 |
| Mercicrux | BOBO | 04:26 |
| bobo o.O | i did not hear the gun | 04:34 |
| roastchicken | bruh | 05:16 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:24 |
| Mercicrux | bit sad | 06:45 |
| Festive Smash | third? | 06:49 |
| #TF_TeamsSwitched | 06:49 |
| Mercicrux | ill be honest | 06:51 |
| egg fried rice | guys prdouct | 06:54 |
| huzzilcopter | plz product | 06:58 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 39 seconds | 07:43 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 53 seconds before using it | 08:16 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 82 seconds before using it | 09:05 |
| Mercicrux | SPY | 09:29 |
| Mercicrux | WERE YOU A SPY THE WHOLE TIME | 09:39 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 95% uber | 11:00 |
| Festive Smash | nice shot | 11:25 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 95 seconds before using it | 11:43 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 9.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:00 |
| snake eater | !freeitem | 13:27 |
| bobo o.O | bonk! | 13:41 |
| freaky | third? | 13:55 |
| huzzilcopter | plz third | 13:58 |
| huzzilcopter | not on this hog shit map tho | 14:05 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 47 seconds before using it | 14:06 |
| Diavolo Diablo | did we exec ? | 14:17 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 14:17 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 14:17 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 14:17 |
| [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. | 14:17 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 14:17 |