Demo uploaded by Daisies {tc} 1 years go
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| bigweezerfan | 21 | 8 | 16 | 9 | 13 | 32 | Manlikebubble | ||||
| POOP LORD | 24 | 5 | 24 | 16 | 4 | 17 | bag | ||||
| Afuganisu-tan | 17 | 17 | 17 | 12 | 15 | 11 | Pinto the bean | ||||
| Daisies {tc} | 10 | 6 | 29 | 18 | 14 | 18 | Fuzzycoco | ||||
| NEO | 19 | 12 | 21 | 21 | 17 | 23 | Haggan | ||||
| yury | 22 | 6 | 18 | 14 | 17 | 9 | Train Smash | ||||
| Parsee Mizuhashi | 0 | 12 | 8 | 13 | 12 | 1 | VanaVeru | ||||
| JahuvA | 22 | 4 | 18 | 13 | 0 | 31 | -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ | ||||
| Conclusion E² | 22 | 4 | 31 | 41 | 2 | 40 | ok |
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[demos.tf]: Demo recording completed 0:00 [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20250302-0234-koth_ashville_final1.dem 00:03 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_koth_bo5 00:05 [demos.tf]: STV available at: https://demos.tf/1257765 00:06 [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 14 seconds 01:20 [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 19 seconds 02:43 [Pause] Game was paused by Daisies {tc} 05:16 [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! 05:16 Saving ubercharge level for Parsee Mizuhashi 05:16 Saving ubercharge level for VanaVeru 05:16 ok : ? 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : :o 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Pause in a scrim? 07:28 *DEAD* Conclusion E² : sniper lost connection 07:28 *DEAD* POOP LORD : sniper dc 07:28 *DEAD* Conclusion E² : rq 07:28 *SPEC* wepeat : hubba hubba 07:28 bag : scrim pause???? 07:28 *DEAD* bigweezerfan : sniper died 07:28 Pinto the bean : bro 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : 2nd time maqna dc 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : maqna moment 07:28 *DEAD* bigweezerfan : ebola got him </3 07:28 NEO : reporting this fking guy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : unpause or random crit binds 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : </3 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : i thought this was a scrim last time I checked 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 *DEAD* bigweezerfan : real shit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Don't ever look at or bomb my medic ever again 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Step Back. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : Clip it and ship it 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 NEO : nice hack pussy 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 *DEAD* bigweezerfan : could say anything no one would see 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : faded than a hoe x5 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : : GG guys!!! =D 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : this is a bind showing that the red team, yet again, went the wrong way on bread space 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : [this bind is redacted] 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to inform you that I have 148 random crit binds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 07:28 Afuganisu-tan : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 07:28 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 07:28 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 07:28 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 07:28 Haggan : stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 07:28 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 07:28 [Pause] Game was unpaused by Daisies {tc} 07:28 Haggan stop spamming binds 07:28 Fuzzycoco Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 07:28 [Pause] Game was paused by Daisies {tc} 07:28 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 *DEAD* Conclusion E² : yo hes reconnecting 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 08:50 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 08:50 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : i dont think he sees this 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 08:50 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 08:50 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 *SPEC* MKizzly Bear : spam if fat =3 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 08:50 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 08:50 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 08:50 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 08:50 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 08:50 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 [Pause] Game has been paused for 3 minutes 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : >.< 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Afuganisu-tan : ok 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : >>.,.<< 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Afuganisu-tan : ok 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Afuganisu-tan : ok 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Afuganisu-tan : ok 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Afuganisu-tan : ok 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Afuganisu-tan : ok 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Afuganisu-tan : oky 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Nσ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 08:50 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 08:50 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Pinto the bean : what the freak 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Haggan : stop spamming binds 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 08:50 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 08:50 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 08:50 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 08:50 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I have done nothing but make random crit binds for three days. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Once more unto the crit, dear friends, once more. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : This is my designated bind to apologize for when I kill someone with a random crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : What's crit can't be uncrit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are fair and balanced. 08:50 Fuzzycoco : Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : A crit! a crit! My kingdom for a crit! 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 Fuzzycoco : 'Rare high moment' 08:50 Fuzzycoco : I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 08:50 [Pause] Game was unpaused by Daisies {tc} 08:50 VanaVeru bird : 08:50 [Pause] Game was paused by Daisies {tc} 08:50 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : We at Valve apologize for that random crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Go ahead, hit your bind, it won't un-random the crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : A crit by any other name would be as deadly. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : That crit is gonna cause a depressive episode I swear. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I crit, therefore I am. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : You can run from the law. You can run from yourself. But you can never outrun the crits. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I feel that your/my random crit was unfair. *insert rage/apology* 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : THE CRITS HATH SPOKEN. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Home is where the random crits are. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, giving bad players like me kills they didn't deserve since 2007. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : So what's the deal with random crits? (laugh track) 09:42 Fuzzycoco : All roads lead to random crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Ran. Dumb. Crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Looks like someone crit their pants 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Thats a great crit bind there buddy! Valve is defintely gonna turn off random crits now! 09:42 Pinto the bean : LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Crit happens 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Live by the crit, die by the crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : #IncreaseRandomCrits 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I used that random crit on purpose 09:42 Fuzzycoco : A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Symptoms include an excess of fairness and/or balance 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I would like to take this time to open up a discussion regarding crits and how they affect those that use logic over luck 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Balanced crits are fairly random 09:42 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Pants are an illusion, and so is death. But not random crits, those are real. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : *DEAD* Silence: your pathetic random crits cannot stop me 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Use code 'ICHAR' at checkout for 20% off your next random crit! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : 5cc's worth of random crits stat! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was naught but a cruel joke by RNG 09:42 Fuzzycoco : One random crit is a tragedy. A million is game design. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : THIS BIND IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I RANDOMLY CRIT WITH MY RANDOM CRIT BIND 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I hit, I crit, I conquered 09:42 Fuzzycoco : insert generic random crit bind here 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I am the danger, I am the one who random crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I love Bugs and Critters! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : *Hits 3 people with a random crit* Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who cannot get random crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Hey you! You've finally random crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Have you been random crit? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : The crit giveth and the crit taketh away. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : God gave me crits because he wanted you to die, motherfucker. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : What doesn't crit us makes us stronger. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I couldn't think of anything funny for this random crit bind. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Eighty percent of success is getting crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Oh shit, sorry about that crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Never let the fear of getting crit keep you from playing the game. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Oops, I didn't mean to press this random crit bind. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : If life were predictable it would cease to be life and be without flavor. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : gaming123: fuzzy was so traumatized by random crits that he has every other key bound for binds. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : You may only crit once, but if you do it right, once is enough. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Make your breakfast like random crits, FAIR AND BALANCED! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : That's one small crit for a man, one giant crit for TF2. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : sorry for that crit (this is a bind) 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Before anything else, crits are the key to success. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Crits are fun for me but not for thee 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Ask not what your crit can do for you, ask what you can do for your crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random pause go crit 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Hell has no fury like a crit scorned. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I see your guaranteed crits and raise you random crits 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Houston, we have a crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : When the critical is random 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I have a dream that players will one day live in a world where they will not be killed by random crits but by better players 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I’ve crit over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Crits are a weapon of the strong. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Fragging is one percent skill, ninety-nine percent random crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : We must use crits as a tool, not as a couch. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Crits are not given to you. You have to take them. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I love the smell of crits in the morning. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : If you want something crit right, crit it yourself. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I'm gonna give him a crit he can't refuse. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Crits corrupts. Absolute crits corrupt absolutely. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Speak softly and carry a big crit. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Skill is a crutch for those who can't will random crits 09:42 Fuzzycoco : If you ain't critting, you ain't trying - Joe Biden 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I stand on the shoulders of giants that crit before me. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Luke, I am a random crit. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : This is a random crit. Dear god... There's more. No! 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : We have 30 seconds to get hit by a random crit. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Crits? On this part of the country? Entirely localized within your kitchen? 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Imagine if the Germans had random-critted the Soviets in Stalingrad. 09:42 VanaVeru : bird : 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Use a crit, Luke. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : That's no moon, it's a space crit! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random binds will continue until morale improves. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You random crit my father. Prepare to die. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : the best laid crits of mice and men often go awry 09:42 Fuzzycoco : And we are living in a critical world, and I am just a critical girl. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : When in doubt, in crits we trust. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random crits: fun to play with but not to eat! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Actually, we have 148 crit binds here, but there’s room for a 648. Any volunteers? 09:42 Fuzzycoco : That random crit was paid for by our sponser, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : If I got a nickle for every time I got random crit, I still wouldn't buy Overwatch. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Hey my crit go random 09:42 Fuzzycoco : You have sat through 148 random crit binds and still havent readied up. Impressive. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, hit your random crit binds now to donate them to the cause! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that I did not deserve to get. Sorry. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : A random crit. Surprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Out damn crit, out! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Cr1T1iCal SH1t 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Help! I've been random crit and cannot respawn! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Look like the innocent rocket, but be the crit under it. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random bursts of skill 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesocritlioma call now. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : My crit will tell the anger of my heart, or else my heart concealing it will break. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random crits, more like random SHITS 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : The fault...is not in our crit, but in ourselves. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Hahaha crit bind go brrr 09:42 Fuzzycoco : In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : When crits are scarce they are seldom spent in vain. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : #RemoveRandomCrits 09:42 Fuzzycoco : By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : To crit, or not to crit: that is the question. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are part of a fair and balanced breakfeast. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Crits are such stuff as dreams are made on. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : I am either complaining about or apologizing for a random crit with this bind. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Critting is such sweet sorrow. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : While some might say that crit was fair and balanced, it was in fact, not. 09:42 Fuzzycoco : Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by VanaVeru... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 09:42 [Pause] Game was paused by Daisies {tc} 09:42 [Pause] Updated version: Saves Ubercharge during pauses! 09:42 Saving ubercharge level for Parsee Mizuhashi 09:42 Saving ubercharge level for VanaVeru 09:42 *DEAD* Conclusion E² : wait out man 09:42 VanaVeru : oh my goodness gracious 09:42 *DEAD* Conclusion E² : stop spamming 09:42 *DEAD* bigweezerfan : were still jerking off 09:42 NEO : nice try ;) 09:42 *DEAD* Conclusion E² : please. 09:42 -ynbd- Trippin Tropsico^ : pedophelic activities 09:42 *DEAD* bigweezerfan : havent finsihed yet 09:42 Afuganisu-tan : hes here 09:42 ok : ? 09:42 [Pause] Game has been paused for 4 minutes 09:42 Parsee Mizuhashi : unfunny binds :( 09:42 ok : unpause yo 09:42 Haggan : UNPAUSE IT IS 10:00 SCRIMS 09:42 Parsee Mizuhashi : cant communicate 09:42 Haggan : WE DO NOT CARE 09:42 Fuzzycoco : cant play the game 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by Daisies {tc}... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 09:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 09:42 Restoring ubercharge level for Parsee Mizuhashi 09:42 Restoring ubercharge level for VanaVeru 09:42 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 09:42 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 10:13 VanaVeru great job habban 10:26 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_koth_bo5 10:31 Haggan thank god you waited for your sniper 10:34 [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 32 seconds 13:43 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 66 seconds before using it 13:58 Conclusion E² i get it spy 14:20 Conclusion E² we both miss our shots lol 14:24 ok IK LOL 14:32 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_koth_bo5 15:40 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 18:03 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 19:37 [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.6 seconds after spawning before healing 20:27 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_koth_bo5 20:46 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 22:12 [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.3 seconds after spawning before healing 22:41 [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.9 seconds after spawning before healing 23:56 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 52 seconds before using it 24:48 [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.6 seconds after spawning before healing 25:39 [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. 26:03 [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. 26:03 [LogsTF] Uploading logs... 26:03