| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 0:00 |
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| Joebob9001 | gg | 00:02 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo match-20250510-0515-pass_ruin_a14.dem | 00:03 |
| [demos.tf]: STV available at: https://demos.tf/1287507 | 00:06 |
| Shrimps | rtv | 02:06 |
| Nico the state-issued femboy | !nominate toothpaste | 05:21 |
| One Shot and A Miss | is this map in the cup? | 05:22 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | sub map | 05:27 |
| benguin | dom map | 05:32 |
| One Shot and A Miss | ah | 05:33 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I am a living Geiger counter for broke people. | 08:30 |
| Lil Rowdy | Got Road Head in a Forklift : took medpack +had emotional support twink | 08:36 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Just reinvented math so I could remove the opp's ZIP code from the number line. | 08:41 |
| Rainsy | rizz? | 08:46 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I'm fucked up! | 08:49 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb? None, you wouldn't catch me dead doing manual labor. These hands only touch | 08:53 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | bands, women, and opps through a thin layer of Givanci gloves. | 08:55 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Just like God rained bread on the Israelites, I throw bands at the strippers. | 09:07 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Fired my driver and bought a Tesla, can't have a brokie touching my whip. | 09:14 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I slept with Cleopatra. I slept with Amelia Earhart. I slept with Paula Deen. | 09:18 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | It's a band per glance in my direction, blud. | 09:24 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I'll go band for band with anyone with less money than me. | 09:32 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I follow the principle of most money. | 09:39 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I smoke so much crack, the mayor of San Francisco owes me a sock full of nails and a handjob. | 09:47 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I got hoes coming from different timelines just to hop on pop. | 09:52 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Just extended my line of credit, one trillion dollars. | 10:01 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I taught your bitch how many licks it takes to get the center of a tootsie pop. | 10:08 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | When I take a ride with your bitch, my Benz has a seat warmer and a meat warmer. | 10:19 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | The wheel? That was me. World War II? That was me. You? That was me. | 10:23 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | There is not a pickleball court in the continental United States that I am not banned from. | 10:31 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Got my boys Don Quixote and Purple Monstar from Space Jam on speed dial, the opps won't know what hit them. | 10:41 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I swam from Cuba to New Jersey just to show those immigrants they ain't shit. | 10:52 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I lead the nation in child labor violations and I show no signs of slowing down. | 11:04 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | When I came out of the womb, a mango fent cart smoke ring followed. | 11:17 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I'm moving different, like Michael Jackson on an airport walkway smoking crack. | 11:25 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | That Korean zombie pill got me removing my own ribs. | 11:35 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | That XXL Lebron James high functioning rhino pill transported me to Meet N' Fuck Kingdom. | 11:46 |
| Rainsy | what | 11:47 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | That creatine-laced Barry Bonds Dominican stinkweed got me beating my opps to death with my mind. | 12:00 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | That 3D printed Crayola ecstasy breath mint got me seeing colors even shrimp can't see. | 12:13 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | We are not the fucking same, okay? I bring an AWP to the pistol round. | 12:23 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I removed the glass ceiling and replaced it with asbestos. | 12:30 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Drowning in that between-leg fish sauce, hand me a fucking snorkel. | 12:39 |
| PuzzlePuddles passtime.tf | asbestos smeller | 12:40 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | That pussy so tight, it feels like Mirko Cro Cop on bath salts. | 12:43 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I am the one percent. | 13:03 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Got so much land, they had to sign a second Treaty of Tordesillas in the divorce. | 13:20 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | I'm getting that Cheeto dust straight to the veins. | 13:35 |
| PuzzlePuddles passtime.tf | im the only one who gets that | 13:35 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | She's sucking on it like it's a blue taki. | 13:44 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | She's sucking on it like it's a cigar from the Costco sampler. | 13:51 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | She's sucking on it like it's going to bring disco back. | 13:57 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | She's sucking on it like I used Elmer's glue as lube. | 14:01 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | She's sucking on it like I'm not holding a glock to her head. | 14:04 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Meteor? I killed off the dinosaurs. | 14:09 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | My joint looks like Kevin Costner in blackface. | 14:16 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | This glock don't care if you're black, white, asian, or martian. I'll fucking kill you. | 14:21 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | Smoking those South African satanic voodoo lunchables that made Oscar Pistorius shoot his wife. | 14:28 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | rtv | 16:32 |
| [SM] 2 BEST FRIENDS wants to rock the vote. (1 votes, 4 required) | 16:32 |
| 2 BEST FRIENDS | !nominate | 16:35 |
| [SM] 2 BEST FRIENDS has nominated pass_torii_a7. | 16:40 |
| PuzzlePuddles passtime.tf | my water | 19:32 |
| PuzzlePuddles passtime.tf | i cant put down the cup | 21:07 |