| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Yeah so I kind of have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see.. DONKEY KONG?! | 0:00 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I'm beating this Donkey Kong game without having sex! | 00:04 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 00:05 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | It's true! My c*ck IS big! | 00:05 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Yup, it's official, I'm certified worthless. | 00:07 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | ＧＲＯＵＳＥ！？ | 00:14 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Technically speaking, IBM owns the weather. | 00:18 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | F*ck you, I'm playing Wii Chess | 00:27 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | PLEASE, F**K ME. | 00:29 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | My favorite games on the Switch are the Wright brothers' first flight and the agricultural revolution. | 00:31 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Beep beep, disappointment coming through. | 00:33 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Mario Party is like people with skin: It's f*ckin' everywhere. | 00:34 |
| PvZ | Dilbert | muting comms, turning up spotify | 00:39 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | lol | 00:42 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | :( | 00:44 |
| PvZ | ErecticingEric (Earl) | real | 00:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 00:48 |
| PvZ | UnhandyCandy38 | lady gaga is playing rn | 00:56 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | The NES Advantage is the controller you'd never let your daughter go to prom with. | 01:00 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I've always wanted to feel like a Walmart. | 01:05 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I always base my decisions off of what Crest does. | 01:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 98 seconds before using it | 01:58 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 49 seconds before using it | 01:59 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 03:07 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 99% uber | 04:07 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 87 seconds before using it | 04:22 |
| _.spectre._ | lmao | 05:58 |
| _.spectre._ | *facepalm* | 06:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 07:29 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 07:37 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I bought NBA Live '04 because of the Mario Kart bonus disc. | 07:40 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Pump the brakes, Speed Racer, nobody puts religion in my Dig Dug. | 07:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 17.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 08:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 95% uber | 09:11 |
| _.spectre._ | don't ask... | 09:20 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 46 seconds before using it | 09:43 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | General population, do you give a sh*t that Yoshi's Cookie never made it to Wii U Virtual Console? | 09:49 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | For 2 thousand and 7 years, humanity was content with anything but genitals, but then, everything changed. | 09:53 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | How do you think it would feel if they didn't pick you, they picked a dead you? | 09:55 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Oh please God help, I don't wanna look like a jackass playing Wii Music! | 09:58 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | We're selling soup now. | 10:01 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I really shouldn't have spat in this to mark my page. | 10:03 |
| #TF_TeamsSwitched | 10:04 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 10:04 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I'm legally obligated to state the following: Three 'ho's and a merry Jesus' birthday is on December 25th. | 10:05 |
| PvZ | FrostyTacos | how many binds do yall have lmao | 10:10 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Everybody's here. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Koopa Troopa, Bowser, what the hell, and Yoshi. | 10:13 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I couldn't imagine anyone else being apart of the F*ck Scott Task Force. | 10:14 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Me using the photo channel can finally drink! | 10:16 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | It was the CONTROLLER, not ME! | 10:18 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Haha, I get that reference I too use words. | 10:23 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Just stick the Crispix on the counter as a conversation piece | 10:26 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Do you ever look at a baby and you're like F*ck yeah that's what I call a baby! | 10:29 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I bet leaving your kids feels good as hell | 10:32 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | *Slaps hand on table* THE WOMB. | 10:34 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I only really know fishy names... | 10:49 |
| PvZ | UnhandyCandy38 | how many binds you got? | 10:49 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | It's a gourd, b*tch. | 10:52 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I didn't know it was a slur I just thought it was an insult | 10:53 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Everybody! Do the new Nintendo 2DS XL Shuffle! | 10:57 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | *jiggies* | 10:59 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | ... Who gives a sh*t. | 11:01 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You know, cold like piss! | 11:03 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Just go house to house and ask people, D o Y o u H a v e V i d e o G a m e s | 11:05 |
| _.spectre._ | good ballsack. | 11:33 |
| _.spectre._ | very firm | 11:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 121 seconds before using it | 12:23 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 127 seconds before using it | 12:26 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 21 seconds | 15:13 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 38 seconds before using it | 15:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 15:54 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I can finally learn about human trafficking! | 16:31 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | The History of Hentai by Roald Dahl | 16:33 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | This is an M&M. 'Oh wow what can it do!' well do I have a game to show you | 16:35 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Watch out behind you there's a happy couple playing Wario's Woods! *cocks shotgun* | 16:36 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I want Raru to say the word milk!! 'm i l k' Finally something worth $70! | 16:43 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | It was Joe Biden. | 16:44 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Anals of Rome | 16:46 |
| zigs | gg | 16:49 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 16 seconds | 17:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 18:25 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 18:27 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 95% uber | 19:14 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You should put a fork in the Microwave | 19:18 |
| _.spectre._ | gg | 19:19 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | This wasn't Wario art crafted out of love... this was crafted ouf of PHOTOSHOP | 19:22 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | M&M's beach party! This finally answers the question of what happens when you get sand on my M&M's! This game. | 19:57 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Mister Bones. IT'S MISTER BONES. | 20:01 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'Wii play. Et vous?' Est-ce une menace | 20:02 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 20:03 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 20:03 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 20:03 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 20:03 |