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| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20250713-0202-pl_upward_f12.dem | 00:03 |
| [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long | 00:04 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 00:05 |
| [FR*nc] d1no_hunt3r | how tf was that a backstab on you med ;-; | 00:06 |
| PvZ | Dack Janiels | I turned around lol | 00:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 00:20 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Should've learned from uDraw... | 01:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:14 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 147 seconds before using it | 02:46 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 96 seconds before using it | 02:50 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 04:03 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 38 seconds before using it | 06:22 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 95% uber | 06:30 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | IT'S A F*CKIN' CHEEZ-IT | 06:37 |
| _.spectre._ | ^ | 06:41 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 11.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 10:21 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 48 seconds before using it | 12:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 12:45 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:18 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I must play most Luigi-based products | 13:20 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You do math like a bitch! | 13:22 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'Wii play. Y tu?' Es eso una amenaza? | 13:23 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You must have flashlight taped to crotch | 13:24 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 9.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 14:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 55 seconds before using it | 15:01 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 15:16 |
| _.spectre._ | pls kick xbox | 15:24 |
| xboo1x [FR*nc] :P | ssh | 15:31 |
| PvZ | FrostyTacos | GOOD LORD THAT REFLECT | 16:08 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You 'butter' come to homecoming with me | 16:16 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | E for edible, R for ranch and ITLFN! ... It tastes like f*ckin' nickels | 16:17 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Say, have you ever been in a pickle like this: Fellas, FELLAS. I am SO horny. | 16:19 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | COINS ARE BACK, B*TCHES! | 16:21 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'Think any of you p*ssies can get this question right?' Oh me, me! I'm a p*ssy! | 16:24 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'What's wrong with you? Don't you want to see titties?' ...yeah | 16:26 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 17:01 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 17:06 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Riddle me this Nintendo, why can't I name my character 'Mr Ass' but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U's web browser? | 17:19 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | ... oh sh*t it's pronounced *breasts?* I always thought it was pronounced 'beans'... | 17:21 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'PSP: it's like a nut, you can play with outside.' ... I want that. | 17:23 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Finally, a controller that answers my lucid dreams... the nunchuck finally has an ass | 17:25 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Oh, hi! you caught me in a goose! | 17:27 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | October is PRIME piss yourself season | 17:31 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Nothing makes the blind more uncomfortable than a good old-fashioned game of charades! | 17:33 |
| Jew on the canoe | GUESS WHERE MY GUN IS | 17:36 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Step right up to the birth off! | 17:48 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | We fuse illegal gambling and pregnant women! Which pregnant woman will squirt one out first? Place your bets and let's find out | 17:49 |
| _.spectre._ | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 17:51 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH | 17:52 |
| _.spectre._ | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | 17:54 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | FUCK YOU SPECTRE | 17:56 |
| #TF_TeamsSwitched | 17:57 |
| [CC] This server is running config: rgl_HL_stopwatch | 17:57 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | MUAHAHAHAHA | 17:58 |
| _.spectre._ | DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH | 18:00 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | FUCK YOUUUU | 18:00 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | What a waste of an ape. | 18:03 |
| _.spectre._ | Scott the Woz (Any/HeyAll) : specter fist me rq | 18:05 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I DON'T *WANNA* BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS | 18:07 |
| _.spectre._ | Scott the Woz (Any/HeyAll) : specter fist me rq | 18:09 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'I thought you were going for the dub, bitches?' The dub stands for Wario, bitches | 18:09 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 18:20 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Ahh you really stuck it to the man and the man is the bitch and the bitch is the ape | 18:20 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | OHH CAPABLE APE | 18:25 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'NOTHER REFILL PLEASE | 18:27 |
| _.spectre._ | MY PAGINA: #D19477 : can u gag me :drooling_face: | 18:30 |
| Van Arsedale's Dick | Brags To Riches | 18:31 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'Oh man I can buy a skeleton key.. should I? Welll, you are a f*ckin' idiot. | 18:32 |
| _.spectre._ | MY PAGINA: #D19477 : can u gag me :drooling_face: | 18:35 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 39 seconds | 18:42 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'Y'know what, I'm gonna pick yellow.' ... th-thats warios color :( | 18:47 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | WAIT A SECOND YOU *ARE* A B*TCH | 18:53 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | ... bitch. Okay, I'll pick this color, it's like Wario, it exists. | 18:57 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | This is *bullshit* alright. 78 coin ape is out her flappin' his checkbook around while Wario's out here living | 18:59 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | paycheck-to-paycheck probably living with some fatal disease... like Gonorrhea | 19:02 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I know how you feel, I too was f*cked by an ape. | 19:05 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'Hey! Didn't know you guys would make it!' We had to make it, your brother didn't. | 19:07 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'How's he holding up in there?' ... dead. | 19:08 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 72 seconds before using it | 19:31 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Should we make our way in? That corpse isn't gonna mourn itself | 19:34 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'Nice setup, is he really dead?' I'd be insulted if he wasn't. 'You just saved yourself a bad review' | 19:37 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Can you check the bathroom they got free soap in there | 19:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 19:45 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 13.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:11 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Focus, we gotta reel this one in... | 20:11 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | ...like a fish! *everyone cheers in agreement* | 20:13 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | TOMOKO KUROKI X EMIRI UCHI IS THE ONLY TRUE, PROPER SHIP | 20:15 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Well, this guy has more eyelashes, so we'll give him the eyelash award. And for second place, you get the grand prize! *grabs a | 20:20 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR, I’M MAD | 20:22 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I don't know where I am, but I have the sudden urge to not have sex | 20:45 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | My hands cannot get enough of *battery corrosion!* | 20:47 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You losers playing Pac-Man when you SHOULD be horny? | 20:49 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'So the story starts: Chibi-Robo is cleaning a space shuttle.' I DON'T GIVE A SH*T! | 20:51 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'So the story starts: Chibi-Robo is cleaning a space shuttle.' I DON'T GIVE A SH*T! | 20:54 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 24 seconds | 20:55 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'So the story starts: Chibi-Robo is cleaning a space shuttle.' I DON'T GIVE A SH*T! | 20:56 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'So the story starts: Chibi-Robo is cleaning a space shuttle.' I DON'T GIVE A SH*T! | 20:58 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 21:12 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | 'So the story starts: Chibi-Robo is cleaning a space shuttle.' I DON'T GIVE A SH*T! | 21:23 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I *always* come back. | 21:27 |
| _.spectre._ | hehehehehheehe *punches window* | 21:27 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | What a deceptive calling. I knew it was a lie the moment I heard it, obviously, but it is intriguing nonetheless. | 21:28 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Fascinating, what they have become. | 21:30 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me. | 21:31 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | it's a beautiful day outside. | 21:34 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | i burned 2,000 calories today — i forgot the pizza in the oven. | 21:51 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | i was addicted to hokey pokey, but i turned myself around. | 22:31 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | so a snake walks into a bar and the bartender says “wtf how did you do that” | 22:40 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 36 seconds | 23:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 80 seconds before using it | 23:50 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | so a snake walks into a bar and the bartender says “wtf how did you do that” | 23:58 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | so a snake walks into a bar and the bartender says “wtf how did you do that” | 24:01 |
| _.spectre._ | good bind. | 24:04 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I *always* come back. | 24:09 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | What a deceptive calling. I knew it was a lie the moment I heard it, obviously, but it is intriguing nonetheless. | 25:09 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Fascinating, what they have become. | 25:14 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You may not recognize me at first, but I assure you, it's still me. | 25:17 |
| [FR*nc] d1no_hunt3r | bro... | 25:30 |
| azarermj | im sorry | 25:36 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | How can I resist, a promise, such as this. | 25:38 |
| [FR*nc] d1no_hunt3r | I could have sworen that was a back stab ;-; | 25:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 26:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 97 seconds before using it | 26:24 |
| _.spectre._ | they have trA- | 27:12 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 16.7 seconds after spawning before healing | 27:34 |
| Jew on the canoe | spy why have you forsaken me | 28:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 36 seconds | 28:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 54 seconds before using it | 28:30 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 20 seconds | 29:57 |
| [FR*nc] d1no_hunt3r | XD | 30:00 |
| PvZ | FrostyTacos | lol | 30:01 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | You had one job! Keep in the dark, and kill him if he got too close! | 30:07 |
| [FR*nc] d1no_hunt3r | so worth it | 30:08 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | That was EASIER than I thought it would be. | 30:09 |
| _.spectre._ | oeuf | 30:19 |
| PvZ | FrostyTacos | HONESTLY FAIR ENOUGH | 30:22 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Bittersweet, but fitting. | 30:34 |
| Jew on the canoe | NBOOO FROSTY TACOS | 31:08 |
| PvZ | FrostyTacos | >:) | 31:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 43 seconds before using it | 31:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 32:14 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | sorry | 32:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 32:37 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 33:43 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 49 seconds before using it | 34:12 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I *always* come back. | 34:32 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Suffer now, like all who have stood before me! | 34:33 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | It is not your flesh that sustains me. It is your FEAR. | 34:35 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | IT'S AFTON TIME!!! | 34:37 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | I'm here to claim what is left of you. | 34:57 |
| [FtR] Football Lezombian (ban) | Hide if you want. It did not save the others. It will not save you. | 35:37 |
| _.spectre._ | D: | 35:37 |
| zigs | ... | 35:38 |
| Jew on the canoe | gr | 35:40 |
| _.spectre._ | 3rd? | 35:44 |
| azarermj | ] | 35:46 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 35:49 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 35:49 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 35:49 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 35:49 |