| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 00:05 |
| Running Enhanced Match Timer. | 00:05 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 01:35 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 03:13 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 96% uber | 04:17 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 20 minutes. | 05:04 |
| Stanley Ipkiss | quad sac for demo | 05:08 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 18 seconds | 05:37 |
| coffee and cake | FLARE | 06:01 |
| Flare | im not good bro | 06:13 |
| Flare | actual dogshit at this game | 06:17 |
| coffee and cake | have some coffe and Cake | 06:30 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 07:16 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 15 minutes. | 10:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 44 seconds before using it | 11:11 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 43 seconds before using it | 11:13 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 12:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:16 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 35 seconds | 14:07 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 96 seconds before using it | 14:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 52 seconds before using it | 14:59 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 10 minutes. | 15:04 |
| Stanley Ipkiss | lol | 15:25 |
| coffee and cake | COFFEE AND CAKE | 15:28 |
| Stanley Ipkiss | coffee and pipe | 15:33 |
| coffee and cake | how abt of kbbq | 15:37 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 18:19 |
| coffee and cake | you all were shitting ur pants there | 19:20 |
| coffee and cake | i could smell it dribbling down | 19:24 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 5 minutes. | 20:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 15 seconds | 20:21 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 55 seconds before using it | 20:58 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 37 seconds before using it | 20:58 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 4 minutes. | 21:04 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 3 minutes. | 22:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 46 seconds before using it | 22:41 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 2 minutes. | 23:04 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 1 minute. | 24:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 22 seconds | 24:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 32 seconds before using it | 24:32 |
| New Round Limit: 3 | 25:03 |