Demo uploaded by Arie - serveme.tf 5 months ago
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Useless Goddess | 27 | 13 | 18 | 21 | 14 | 17 | IAmSixSyllables | ||||
| josiahand | 50 | 10 | 21 | 23 | 16 | 31 | learner | ||||
| stocku | 25 | 3 | 25 | 25 | 9 | 18 | A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH | ||||
| Nue | 19 | 7 | 16 | 28 | 3 | 32 | bop | ||||
| p0rtaL | 21 | 15 | 20 | 27 | 6 | 12 | joe schmoe | ||||
| Grand Snek | 2 | 16 | 12 | 20 | 10 | 2 | Coolstuff |
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[Demo Check] Warning! IAmSixSyllables does not appear to be auto-recording demos correctly. If this is a match, please ensure you are recording a demo. 0:00 [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed 0:00 [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20251109-2100-cp_snakewater_final1.dem 00:03 [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long 00:04 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_koth_pro 00:05 [Pause] Ubercharges + player positions + player healths are saved 01:14 [Pause] Game was paused by p0rtaL 01:14 IAmSixSyllables : forced to wipe 06:29 Nue : he is legit poopin rn he has his laptop 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Got so much land, they had to sign a second Treaty of Tordesillas in the divorce. 06:29 josiahand : how many wipes does it take? 06:29 Nue : i can send images later 06:29 Useless Goddess : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : gotta lick it to find out 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I'm getting that Cheeto dust straight to the veins. 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Meteor? I killed off the dinosaurs. 06:29 joe schmoe : shittin on their scouts & shitting irl sounds crazy 06:29 Coolstuff : Polish White Boy. 06:29 Coolstuff : Thequirka Today at 4:35 PM how many loads can this guy take? 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : My joint looks like Kevin Costner in blackface. 06:29 Useless Goddess : the real tournament is who took the biggest one 06:29 josiahand : ^ 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : This glock don't care if you're black, white, asian, or martian. I'll fucking kill you. 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : not all farts are sharts, but all sharts are farts. 06:29 josiahand : i would like to compete 06:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 06:29 Useless Goddess : aliens... 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : compete on dis dick 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : The krokdil got me naked outside a Comfort Inn bashing the walls with a street sign. 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I've been baffling archaeologists since I hand-carved futanari porn into the pyramids of Egypt. 06:29 Useless Goddess : ^so real 06:29 Nue : tell me you're in eighth grade without telling me you're in eighth grade 06:29 josiahand : 67 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I put my heart and soul into every brick I move. When you hear the voices, know that it's me. Kill that bitch, you know you 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : stop dating eigth graders dude 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : want to. 06:29 Coolstuff : 21 06:29 Nue : 31 06:29 Nue : 41 06:29 Nue : 51 06:29 Useless Goddess : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 06:29 Nue : 61 06:29 bop : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I'm made of wood! 06:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I got a monopoly on pencil sharpeners just so that the opps can't go back to the drawing board. 06:29 josiahand : it took more than 1 wipe.... 06:29 bop : 6 or 7 wipes 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I keep a twelve pack of condoms in every pocket I own. 06:29 Useless Goddess : toilet is clogged 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : kill bop immediately 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : flog him 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Caught the opps buying bread from my front, turned them into glue in an instant. 06:29 Nue : flagellate that mfer 06:29 joe schmoe : it;s flooding the bathroom 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I play chess with two kings because I cannot stand a woman being better than me. 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : wading in the shit 06:29 Nue : that is a huge quote actually 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Just annihilated the opp's gut microbiome, they haven't been to my block since. 06:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 3 minutes 06:29 Useless Goddess : :O 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I'm boutta blow! 06:29 Coolstuff : I play with two kings in chess because I'm gay. We are not the same 06:29 Nue : definitely not 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I fit an eye through the camel of a needle. Read that again. 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I turned that good Puerto Rican indestructible super zaza into a topical cream and slathered it until I looked like buttered 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : toast. 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : deez 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : The opps don't even dream of visiting my hemisphere. 06:29 josiahand : 4 wipes in... 06:29 Useless Goddess : can 06:29 Nue : I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the Eye of Horus. 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I invented the cure for cancer, and then snorted that shit until my eyes turned blue. I'm Aryan now, bitch. 06:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 4 minutes 06:29 Useless Goddess : can a loc come up in yo crib? 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : might as well just stick the whole arm in there for a deep clean 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Just packed my bowl so tight, I forgot how to ride a bike. 06:29 joe schmoe : this guys got the shittiest apm 06:29 Coolstuff : Man fuck you I see you at work 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I made a fortune hiring artists to make portraits of me and shooting them so it's their last work. Neither the IRS nor the 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Vatican have caught on. 06:29 Nue : when portal gets back call him every slur you can think of PLEASE 06:29 Nue : he deserves it for making us wait this long 06:29 learner : he is black 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : true 06:29 joe schmoe : LMAO 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I'm a biter! 06:29 Useless Goddess : he will be blacked 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Hey buddy. Reach out to me when you're done being fat, ugly, and stupid! 06:29 Nue : he'dlove that ill tell you what 06:29 p0rtaL : back 06:29 joe schmoe : slur 06:29 josiahand : whats up me- 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : You think Neil Armstrong was the first one on the moon? Wrong. Back in Mesopotamia, I stacked every single goat I had just to 06:29 Nue : OK HGO 06:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 5 minutes 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : get a moon rock for my side hoe. 06:29 josiahand : home slice 06:29 learner : r 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : r? 06:29 Useless Goddess : r 06:29 Nue : r! #)E 06:29 Nue : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 06:29 p0rtaL : unpause in 5 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : kk 06:29 Useless Goddess : nothing happened 06:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by p0rtaL... 06:29 bop : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 06:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 06:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 06:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 06:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 06:29 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 06:29 Nue : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 06:29 joe schmoe : 4 wipes in 4 minutes 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : asses per minute* 06:29 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I am the one percent. 06:29 Nue : he has to wipe 06:29 p0rtaL : be right back 06:29 IAmSixSyllables : born to shit 06:29 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 47 seconds before using it 07:15 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH I've got more DUIs than fingers to count them. 08:18 [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 17 seconds 08:33 [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.4 seconds after spawning before healing 09:14 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_koth_pro 11:35 [Pause] Game was paused by Coolstuff 14:08 [Pause] Ubercharges + player positions + player healths are saved 14:08 Nue : BTROIA 15:15 *DEAD* joe schmoe : game crash 15:15 *DEAD* joe schmoe : ... 15:15 Nue : YK EKLRFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 15:15 Useless Goddess : skybox bomb 15:15 p0rtaL : rip 15:15 *DEAD* A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I've got more DUIs than you've got bands, brokie. 15:15 [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 33 seconds 15:15 *DEAD* A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I've been reigning champion in killing for sport since Oppenheimer broke my streak in '45. 15:15 *DEAD* A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I have NEVER touched a broke person. 15:15 [Pause] Type repause in the console to let in learner 15:15 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 15:15 [Pause] Game was repaused by A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH 15:15 Coolstuff : r? 15:42 josiahand : r 15:42 *DEAD* A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I've been flashing cheese since they bred the first goat, don't pull out hundreds near me and expect me not to get hungry. 15:42 IAmSixSyllables : unpausing 15:42 p0rtaL : r 15:42 Nue : 1111111111111 15:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by IAmSixSyllables... 15:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 15:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 15:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 15:42 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 15:42 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 15:42 [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 32 seconds 16:29 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 58 seconds before using it 16:39 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_koth_pro 19:02 [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 95% uber 19:59 [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.3 seconds after spawning before healing 22:06 [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.7 seconds after spawning before healing 22:36 [Pause] Game was paused by learner 24:24 [Pause] Ubercharges + player positions + player healths are saved 24:24 Nue : PAUSE BY LEARNER???/ 27:29 *DEAD* joe schmoe : hes yelling at us 27:29 Nue : LOL 27:29 *DEAD* joe schmoe : for being dumb 27:29 Nue : very ion charcater 27:29 stocku : p0rtal hurts us ;( 27:29 *DEAD* Useless Goddess : you gon learn today 27:29 *DEAD* joe schmoe : true 27:29 *DEAD* Coolstuff : .ss 27:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 27:29 *DEAD* A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : yawn 27:29 *DEAD* A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : I have to go but we need a demo review 27:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 27:29 [Pause] Game has been paused for 3 minutes 27:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by learner... 27:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 27:29 *DEAD* A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH : Been leaking mnestics into the opps water supply just so they remember who they're fucking with. 27:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 27:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 27:29 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 27:29 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 27:29 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_koth_pro 27:36 Nue !sextend 30:00 Nue LOLOLOL 32:12 [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.5 seconds after spawning before healing 33:12 Coolstuff !extend 34:04 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_koth_pro 34:07 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 32 seconds before using it 35:31 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 32 seconds before using it 35:36 [STV Stats] RED spent 14.1 seconds after spawning before healing 36:07 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 36:55 [STV Stats] BLU spent 16.8 seconds after spawning before healing 37:23 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 47 seconds before using it 37:48 [STV Stats] BLU spent 11.4 seconds after spawning before healing 38:01 Nue greg sauce 39:57 A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH They gave me the social security number 17. Got through half of the first 16 motherfuckers before they told me that isn't how 40:02 [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. 40:04 [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload 40:04 [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. 40:04 [LogsTF] Uploading logs... 40:04