| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Please make sure your POV is being recorded, Good luck and have fun! | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 0, penis 0. | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] 30:00 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:05 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 14 seconds | 02:43 |
| 我是一个战士！ | I AM BACK | 03:54 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 14 seconds | 04:00 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 59 seconds before using it | 04:45 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 49 seconds before using it | 04:48 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 06:07 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 1, penis 0. | 06:07 |
| [Matcha] 23:57 remaining; starting round 2. | 06:07 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 15 seconds | 08:57 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 09:06 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 09:33 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 85 seconds before using it | 10:12 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 11:12 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 1, penis 1. | 11:12 |
| [Matcha] 18:52 remaining; starting round 3. | 11:12 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 13:47 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 1, penis 2. | 13:47 |
| [Matcha] 16:17 remaining; starting round 4. | 13:47 |
| Zinc | omg | 15:21 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 40 seconds before using it | 15:28 |
| Zinc | thangh | 15:29 |
| Zinc | lol | 15:31 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 56 seconds before using it | 15:43 |
| marmalube | invite heavy | 16:08 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 20 seconds | 17:24 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 56 seconds before using it | 17:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 18:54 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 19:12 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 31 seconds before using it | 19:15 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 19:36 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 2, penis 2. | 19:36 |
| [Matcha] 10:28 remaining; starting round 5. | 19:36 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 21:55 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 23:38 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 2, penis 3. | 23:38 |
| [Matcha] 06:26 remaining; starting round 6. | 23:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 38 seconds before using it | 26:35 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 59 seconds before using it | 29:00 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 68 seconds before using it | 29:05 |
| XxtentetacionxX | .ss | 30:06 |
| Own a Hellbomb for home defense | .SS | 30:08 |
| 先帝 | .ss | 30:09 |
| 笨笨狗 | .ss | 30:13 |
| Lapis_♥_Losdis | .ss | 30:13 |
| [Matcha] Plugins reloaded. | 30:14 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 30:14 |
| [Matcha] Soap DM loaded. | 30:14 |
| [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. | 30:14 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:14 |