| anti | /car | 00:01 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Please make sure your POV is being recorded, Good luck and have fun! | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 0, 4RED 0. | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] 30:00 remaining; starting round 1. | 00:05 |
| Epistein's twinky butthol | 阿米 怎么不去玩 | 00:49 |
| 古力的老头 | | 00:54 |
| 古力的老头 | fuwa先来了 | 01:01 |
| Epistein's twinky butthol | ee | 01:06 |
| 古力的老头 | 我watch | 01:09 |
| 我是一个射手! | 日本人来做局说是 | 01:14 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 17.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 01:22 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 21 seconds | 02:07 |
| Epistein's twinky butthol | i like red medic's jew hat | 02:12 |
| +Washington impressed | alivesinceforever: I liike GIRL DICK | 02:20 |
| Epistein's twinky butthol | netanyahu is calling you agent thanh | 02:51 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 46 seconds before using it | 02:52 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 73 seconds before using it | 02:58 |
| 我是一个射手! | 还有葫芦娃救爷爷环节 | 04:07 |
| The Laurent Family | W comms | 04:09 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 10 seconds | 04:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 05:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:14 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 07:27 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 55 seconds before using it | 07:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 07:58 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 08:22 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 0, 4RED 1. | 08:22 |
| [Matcha] 21:42 remaining; starting round 2. | 08:22 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 20 seconds | 11:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 63 seconds before using it | 12:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 51 seconds before using it | 12:08 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 13:45 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 0, 4RED 2. | 13:45 |
| [Matcha] 16:19 remaining; starting round 3. | 13:45 |
| The Laurent Family | .ss | 13:48 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 15:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 92 seconds before using it | 17:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 117 seconds before using it | 18:08 |
| Epistein's twinky butthol | holy bait | 18:27 |
| 耳听八方 | .ss | 19:35 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 20:14 |
| 古力的老头 | nice pipe | 22:14 |
| 我是一个射手! | 殴斗桑演员啊 | 22:33 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 13.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 22:42 |
| The Laurent Family | .SS | 22:49 |
| Lεft | 殴斗桑刚刚没看见医生 | 22:53 |
| 古力的老头 | .ss | 22:59 |
| 我是一个射手! | 那确实可惜 | 23:06 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 38 seconds before using it | 23:28 |
| Epistein's twinky butthol | ? | 23:36 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 23:38 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 0, 4RED 3. | 23:38 |
| [Matcha] 06:26 remaining; starting round 4. | 23:38 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 97% uber | 24:49 |
| The Laurent Family | .ss | 27:10 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 27:55 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: BLU 0, 4RED 4. | 27:55 |
| [Matcha] 02:09 remaining; starting round 5. | 27:55 |
| 古力的老头 | 关键pipe | 29:52 |
| Epistein's twinky butthol | 没懂 | 30:01 |
| 我是一个射手! | 至少底裤在的 | 30:10 |
| [Matcha] Plugins reloaded. | 30:14 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 30:14 |
| [Matcha] Soap DM loaded. | 30:14 |
| [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. | 30:14 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:14 |