Demo uploaded by Arie - serveme.tf 9 days ago
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cornsauce | 8 | 12 | 15 | 9 | 10 | 26 | The Great Glag | ||||
| xanza | 18 | 4 | 15 | 8 | 12 | 25 | Glaggelius Glaggwall | ||||
| Matthew Phong I | 16 | 3 | 21 | 17 | 8 | 21 | Glassus Gleeman | ||||
| † | 7 | 1 | 19 | 13 | 10 | 9 | The Peripheral Glag | ||||
| ↱untamed↲ | 10 | 5 | 15 | 6 | 12 | 19 | Pimp Chimp | ||||
| Blindsfell #FREESAUCE6 | 0 | 11 | 15 | 6 | 15 | 0 | 9-Way Edging Method |
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[CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 00:05 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 00:05 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 00:05 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 00:05 Matthew Phong I erm 00:39 Matthew Phong I your med 00:41 Matthew Phong I died 00:44 Glassus Gleeman ya 00:47 Glaggelius Glaggwall Reesec 00:49 [Pause] Ubercharges + player positions + player healths are saved 00:56 [Pause] Game was paused by Glaggelius Glaggwall 00:56 [Pause] Game was repaused by Glaggelius Glaggwall 01:41 [Pause] Type repause in the console to let in 9-Way Edging Method 01:41 *DEAD* ↱untamed↲ : thx :) 01:41 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : Hehe 01:41 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : jjajaja 01:41 Glassus Gleeman : Oh okay untamed sorry 01:41 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : Oh okay 01:41 *DEAD* ↱untamed↲ : ...you dont have to pause for that... 01:41 Cornsauce : lol 01:41 Glassus Gleeman : Heh 01:41 *DEAD* The Peripheral Glag : our med crashed guys 01:41 Glassus Gleeman : dont rexec 01:41 [Pause] Game was repaused by Glassus Gleeman 01:42 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 01:54 Matthew Phong I grand finals scrim 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 Glassus Gleeman : DEAD Pedagogue : fucking cheating pathetic little bitch! 01:54 *DEAD* Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 01:54 *DEAD* Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 01:54 *DEAD* Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 01:54 *DEAD* Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 01:54 *DEAD* Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 01:54 *DEAD* Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 01:54 *DEAD* Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by Glassus Gleeman... 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 01:54 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 01:54 † : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 01:54 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 122 seconds before using it 04:48 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 124 seconds before using it 04:51 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 96 seconds before using it 07:25 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 115 seconds before using it 07:47 † gg 08:41 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 09:37 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 09:37 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 09:37 [Pause] Ubercharges + player positions + player healths are saved 10:54 [Pause] Game was paused by Blindsfell #FREESAUCE6 10:54 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Is your monitor on 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Not even Noah could carry these animals. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're the MVP of the other team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You remind me of the son I never wanted 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you were to shoot yourself, your K/D ratio would improve by 100%. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Now I know why nearly every game has arrows pointing to the objective. They were all for you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It seems you and the kill cam have become well acquainted 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Imagine being pregnant for nine months only to give birth to a fucking idiot who thinks recycling this joke is a good idea. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The killcam ran out of film thanks to you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I suggest turning your monitor on for improved gaming performance. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your aim is so poor Obama made a plan for it. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Oww 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A million years of evolution and we get you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your reaction time is as fast as coastal erosion. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you playing on pacifist mode? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd I fucked your Mom, but somebody already made that mistake 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I didn't know the 'Make A Wish' foundation gave out copies of csgo. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd ask you to shoot yourself, but you'd probably still miss. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Did Marvel buy the rights to your mouse? Because you can't seem to actually kill anybody off. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : if i had a gun with 3 bullets, and next to you its hitler and justin beiber, i would shoot you 3 times 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I see you gained a new hobby, Collecting Bullets. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You couldn't even support a drug addiction 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're an inspiration for birth control. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You are probably the only person that will miss with an aimbot. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Just because you have the ability to click play doesn't mean you should. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably suck at that too. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I`d call you cancer, but cancer actually gets kills 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Oh wow and its grand finals huh... Hey 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : get it guys im like slamorgini 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : XDD 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Slamborgini * sorry bro 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : YOU'RE MAD 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Sez u 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : hAPPY BIRTHDAY PIMP CHIPM! 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : lmao i typed one message you typed 3\ 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : happy birhtday to youuu 15:58 The Great Glag : are you named after phong shading 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : happy birthday to youuu 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Happy birthday pimpchimp 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Happy birdthday dear Pimp Chiiimppp 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Happy birthday t oyouu 15:58 The Peripheral Glag : guy who counts messages but isnt mad 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sorry i can count broi 15:58 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 15:58 9-Way Edging Method : ayyo tell pimp chimp happy birthday 15:58 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Who set the bots to passive? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Comcast gives better support than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Its a shame you werent the pilot of 9/11, you would have missed the building. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to a child who doesn't push the fucking payload 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only way you guys could let me down harder would be by pushing me into the grand canyon. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Which is lower, your score or your IQ? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must really like spectating your team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Just fucking throw your mouse at your screen, that'll be the first shot you hit. You know what? You'll just miss that too. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Would you like some fries with that salt? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you collecting bullets? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : At least your ping knows how to high score. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Oh come on 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even hit the power button on your computer. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've never touched a cigarette. I feel a sense of regret for not doing it, because you gave me cancer anyway. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you worried about the moral consequences of killing someone in a game? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot. 15:58 The Peripheral Glag : LOL 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're living proof that God has a sense of humour 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Don't worry, everybody was new once. You just... stayed.. new, somehow... 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you can throw is the match 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You make stormtroopers look good. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle. 15:58 9-Way Edging Method : TELL PIMP CHIMP HAPPY BIRTHDAY 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall, 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : players like you should come with a handicap sticker 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : video games bring new experiences and right now I'm experiencing what it's like to be a special needs caretaker 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Letting you live was medical malpractice 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Even Noah can't carry these animals 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd trade you for a park bench, at least it could support the team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : you camp more than Bear Grylls 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know what man, blind gamers deserve a chance too. I support you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Like the Dead Sea wasn't salty enough. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If I were to insult you, it'd be animal abuse 15:58 9-Way Edging Method : happy birthday pimp chimp 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : *DEAD* Pedagogue : Ooohhh, burn! 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Happy BDay 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : *DEAD* Pedagogue : Ooohhh, burn! 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Lowkey 15:58 Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 15:58 Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 15:58 Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 15:58 Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 15:58 Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 15:58 Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 15:58 Pimp Chimp : °͜ʖ° 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Ooohh, Burn! 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Ooohhh, burn! 15:58 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : *DEAD* toocozyy : you're fucking washed kid 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Wait, don't go. I still need more salt on my food. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know this isn't turn based combat right? When they shoot at you feel free to shoot back. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you got cancer, I would feel bad for the cancer. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 15:58 ↱untamed↲ : r u ok 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : No im really mad. 15:58 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : No 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 ↱untamed↲ : sorry to hear that m8 15:58 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Its okay :) 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : *DEAD* Insominac Pie Popez : i am mentally ill 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 ↱untamed↲ : :) 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : has traded for: The Golden Fry 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 The Great Glag : my teammate is a genius 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : bruh 99CCFFMatthew Phong I has traded for: CF6A32The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : Matthew Phong I has traded for: The Golden Frying Pan 15:58 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : Wait thats awomse 15:58 9-Way Edging Method : slide a pan big guy 15:58 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : POOOOOOOOOTIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 15:58 *DEAD* Glaggelius Glaggwall : !!! 15:58 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by Blindsfell #FREESAUCE6... 15:58 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 15:58 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 15:58 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Ow plsss 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : My vacuum cleaner is sucking less than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Kennedy dodges bullets better than you do. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : This is why doctors advocate regular masturbation, to keep fuck ups like you from being conceived. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The ocean must be jealous from the amount of salt you hold. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You should have been swallowed 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you carry is aids 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You are as useless as a white crayon 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I appreciate you letting us win a few rounds to make it fair, but you can start trying now. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The amount of extra chromosomes you have equals the amount of deaths you have 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think Steam Support do better job than you did 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : With an aim like that, I'm surprised you were able to turn your PC on. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : How many tries did it take for you to click on the button that launches the game? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Who set the bots to passive? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Comcast gives better support than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Its a shame you werent the pilot of 9/11, you would have missed the building. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to a child who doesn't push the fucking payload 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only way you guys could let me down harder would be by pushing me into the grand canyon. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Which is lower, your score or your IQ? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must really like spectating your team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Just fucking throw your mouse at your screen, that'll be the first shot you hit. You know what? You'll just miss that too. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Would you like some fries with that salt? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you collecting bullets? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : At least your ping knows how to high score. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even hit the power button on your computer. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've never touched a cigarette. I feel a sense of regret for not doing it, because you gave me cancer anyway. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you worried about the moral consequences of killing someone in a game? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're living proof that God has a sense of humour 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Don't worry, everybody was new once. You just... stayed.. new, somehow... 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you can throw is the match 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You make stormtroopers look good. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall, 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : players like you should come with a handicap sticker 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : *DEAD* Insominac Pie Popez : i am mentally ill 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : video games bring new experiences and right now I'm experiencing what it's like to be a special needs caretaker 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Letting you live was medical malpractice 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Even Noah can't carry these animals 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd trade you for a park bench, at least it could support the team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : you camp more than Bear Grylls 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know what man, blind gamers deserve a chance too. I support you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Like the Dead Sea wasn't salty enough. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If I were to insult you, it'd be animal abuse 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Wait, don't go. I still need more salt on my food. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know this isn't turn based combat right? When they shoot at you feel free to shoot back. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you got cancer, I would feel bad for the cancer. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Is your monitor on 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Not even Noah could carry these animals. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're the MVP of the other team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You remind me of the son I never wanted 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you were to shoot yourself, your K/D ratio would improve by 100%. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Now I know why nearly every game has arrows pointing to the objective. They were all for you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It seems you and the kill cam have become well acquainted 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Imagine being pregnant for nine months only to give birth to a fucking idiot who thinks recycling this joke is a good idea. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The killcam ran out of film thanks to you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I suggest turning your monitor on for improved gaming performance. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your aim is so poor Obama made a plan for it. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A million years of evolution and we get you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your reaction time is as fast as coastal erosion. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you playing on pacifist mode? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd I fucked your Mom, but somebody already made that mistake 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I didn't know the 'Make A Wish' foundation gave out copies of csgo. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd ask you to shoot yourself, but you'd probably still miss. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Did Marvel buy the rights to your mouse? Because you can't seem to actually kill anybody off. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : if i had a gun with 3 bullets, and next to you its hitler and justin beiber, i would shoot you 3 times 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I see you gained a new hobby, Collecting Bullets. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You couldn't even support a drug addiction 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're an inspiration for birth control. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You are probably the only person that will miss with an aimbot. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Just because you have the ability to click play doesn't mean you should. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably suck at that too. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I`d call you cancer, but cancer actually gets kills 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : CMON 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : My vacuum cleaner is sucking less than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Kennedy dodges bullets better than you do. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : This is why doctors advocate regular masturbation, to keep fuck ups like you from being conceived. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The ocean must be jealous from the amount of salt you hold. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You should have been swallowed 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you carry is aids 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You are as useless as a white crayon 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I appreciate you letting us win a few rounds to make it fair, but you can start trying now. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The amount of extra chromosomes you have equals the amount of deaths you have 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think Steam Support do better job than you did 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : With an aim like that, I'm surprised you were able to turn your PC on. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : How many tries did it take for you to click on the button that launches the game? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Hey wheres ur player 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Who set the bots to passive? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Comcast gives better support than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Its a shame you werent the pilot of 9/11, you would have missed the building. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 9-Way Edging Method : you dont need to pause for this btw! 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to a child who doesn't push the fucking payload 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only way you guys could let me down harder would be by pushing me into the grand canyon. 15:58 [Pause] Game has been paused for 3 minutes 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Which is lower, your score or your IQ? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must really like spectating your team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Just fucking throw your mouse at your screen, that'll be the first shot you hit. You know what? You'll just miss that too. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Would you like some fries with that salt? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you collecting bullets? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : At least your ping knows how to high score. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even hit the power button on your computer. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : lolllllllllllllllllllll thats so clean 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I've never touched a cigarette. I feel a sense of regret for not doing it, because you gave me cancer anyway. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you worried about the moral consequences of killing someone in a game? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're living proof that God has a sense of humour 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Don't worry, everybody was new once. You just... stayed.. new, somehow... 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you can throw is the match 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You make stormtroopers look good. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall, 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : players like you should come with a handicap sticker 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : video games bring new experiences and right now I'm experiencing what it's like to be a special needs caretaker 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Letting you live was medical malpractice 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Even Noah can't carry these animals 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd trade you for a park bench, at least it could support the team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : you camp more than Bear Grylls 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know what man, blind gamers deserve a chance too. I support you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Like the Dead Sea wasn't salty enough. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If I were to insult you, it'd be animal abuse 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Wait, don't go. I still need more salt on my food. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You know this isn't turn based combat right? When they shoot at you feel free to shoot back. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you got cancer, I would feel bad for the cancer. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Is your monitor on 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Not even Noah could carry these animals. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're the MVP of the other team 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You remind me of the son I never wanted 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If you were to shoot yourself, your K/D ratio would improve by 100%. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Now I know why nearly every game has arrows pointing to the objective. They were all for you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It seems you and the kill cam have become well acquainted 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Imagine being pregnant for nine months only to give birth to a fucking idiot who thinks recycling this joke is a good idea. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The killcam ran out of film thanks to you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I suggest turning your monitor on for improved gaming performance. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : of the word of Allah?*DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd trade y 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your aim is so poor Obama made a plan for it. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : It's just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : A million years of evolution and we get you. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Your reaction time is as fast as coastal erosion. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Are you playing on pacifist mode? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd I fucked your Mom, but somebody already made that mistake 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I didn't know the 'Make A Wish' foundation gave out copies of csgo. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: you're just being photosynthesis at this point 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: there is no way a subhuman like slambo could manage to produce a train of thought that's refined 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I'd ask you to shoot yourself, but you'd probably still miss. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: how are unicorns fake but giraffes real like whats more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: explain, mr laxson i am unwise 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Did Marvel buy the rights to your mouse? Because you can't seem to actually kill anybody off. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: i wasn't going to let such a thing as consent stop me 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : if i had a gun with 3 bullets, and next to you its hitler and justin beiber, i would shoot you 3 times 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : I see you gained a new hobby, Collecting Bullets. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: we didnt nuke them enough 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: the flop bomb is the name given to every untested easye self bomb 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You couldn't even support a drug addiction 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: I've played too much minecraft to let this knowledge and experience go to waste by just playing tf2 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You're an inspiration for birth control. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: im the manager of mcdonalds, im more of an adult than any of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : You are probably the only person that will miss with an aimbot. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Have you heard of the word of Allah? 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : Just because you have the ability to click play doesn't mean you should. 15:58 *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: do i look like a black woman to you? im a 24 year old black GUY, know the difference 15:58 Blindsfell #FREESAUCE6 : he said hes otw 15:58 The Peripheral Glag : bet 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : Your binds are like the bowling text things after you get a strike 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : *DEAD* ↱untamed↲ : ...you dont have to pause for that... 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : *DEAD* Matthew Phong I : grand finals scrim 15:58 *DEAD* Glassus Gleeman : Xd 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : xDDDDDDDDD 15:58 Glaggelius Glaggwall : !r 15:58 [Pause] Game has been paused for 4 minutes 15:58 The Peripheral Glag : /r 15:58 The Peripheral Glag : /r 15:58 Glassus Gleeman LOL 16:02 Glassus Gleeman BOT SCOUT 16:05 [STV Stats] RED spent 9.1 seconds after spawning before healing 16:07 [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds 16:50 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 17:10 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 17:10 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 17:10 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 18:49 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 19:20 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 19:20 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 19:20 Glaggelius Glaggwall THe geat 19:29 Glaggelius Glaggwall glag 19:31 The Great Glag H4ELLO 19:36 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 20:32 ↱untamed↲ oh 20:46 [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! 21:41 [STV Stats] RED spent 7.4 seconds after spawning before healing 22:05 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 22:47 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 22:47 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 22:47 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 40 seconds before using it 24:27 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 25:11 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 25:11 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 25:11 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 26:31 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 26:31 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 26:31 [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload 28:12 [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. 28:12 [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. 28:12 [LogsTF] Uploading logs... 28:12