| [Demo Check] Warning! Coldie does not appear to be auto-recording demos correctly. | 0:00 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 00:05 |
| Running Enhanced Match Timer. | 00:06 |
| Xbox 360 Kinect Mic | huge bomb | 00:39 |
| J Dawg | Mean Bug : FUCK YOU | 00:46 |
| Xbox 360 Kinect Mic | 100% chance of THUNDER!!! KACHIGGA!!! KACHIGGA!!! | 00:47 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 69 seconds before using it | 02:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 64 seconds before using it | 02:03 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 70 seconds before using it | 04:30 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 20 minutes. | 05:04 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 05:10 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 07:13 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 15 minutes. | 10:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 10:26 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 52 seconds before using it | 10:53 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 11:00 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 14:32 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 10 minutes. | 15:04 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 16:10 |
| J Dawg | Cab : my wife is horny | 17:01 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 41 seconds before using it | 17:48 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 18:23 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 5 minutes. | 20:04 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 4 minutes. | 21:04 |
| J Dawg | ok bomb the waddler | 21:08 |
| ><>Fu Phu'ph'fool | dawg down | 21:17 |
| J Dawg | push | 21:20 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 148 seconds before using it | 21:47 |
| moro | w | 21:55 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 3 minutes. | 22:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 169 seconds before using it | 22:12 |
| gigapregnantmariofromhell | it aint grands yet fellas | 22:34 |
| J Dawg | i agree | 22:41 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 2 minutes. | 23:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 98% uber | 23:16 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 23:31 |
| Round win limit will be reduced in 1 minute. | 24:04 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 15 seconds | 25:46 |
| gigapregnantmariofromhell | surely push this time | 27:40 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 27:46 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 151 seconds before using it | 28:05 |
| aaaaaaaaaa | BLOCKED BY JAMES | 28:28 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 38 seconds before using it | 29:53 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 56 seconds before using it | 29:58 |
| Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds | 30:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 31:37 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 31:59 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 34:15 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 34:15 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 34:16 |
| [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. | 34:16 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 34:16 |