| [demos.tf]: Demo recording completed | 0:00 |
| [demos.tf]: Uploading demo auto-20260326-1406-koth_product_final.dem | 00:03 |
| [Matcha] Please make sure your POV is being recorded, Good luck and have fun! | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: dick 0, balls 0. | 00:05 |
| [Matcha] Starting round 1. | 00:05 |
| [demos.tf]: Demos must be at least 5 minutes long | 00:06 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 37 seconds | 01:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 57 seconds before using it | 02:02 |
| Serial Designation N | LOL | 04:10 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 12.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 04:25 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: dick 1, balls 0. | 04:59 |
| [Matcha] Starting round 2. | 04:59 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 51 seconds before using it | 06:53 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 57 seconds before using it | 06:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 07:25 |
| Serial Designation N | HAHAHAHAHAHA | 07:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 6.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 07:40 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: dick 1, balls 1. | 09:15 |
| [Matcha] Starting round 3. | 09:15 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 42 seconds before using it | 10:55 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:07 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: dick 2, balls 1. | 16:07 |
| [Matcha] Starting round 4. | 16:07 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 44 seconds before using it | 17:46 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 41 seconds before using it | 19:45 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 58 seconds before using it | 20:54 |
| [Matcha] Current Score: dick 2, balls 2. | 22:04 |
| [Matcha] Starting round 5. | 22:04 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 55 seconds before using it | 23:59 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 28 seconds | 24:56 |
| EngiKnight | woah | 25:28 |
| EngiKnight | woahwaoha | 25:29 |
| Serial Designation N | Bleed for 8 seconds. | 25:35 |
| Demoman tf2 [P2P] | LOL | 25:52 |
| EngiKnight | ooioo | 26:31 |
| Serial Designation N | OH MY GOD | 26:32 |
| EngiKnight | oooioo | 26:32 |
| EngiKnight | aura | 26:34 |
| Serial Designation N | ggwp :D | 27:05 |
| Tom is so Fucking Cool (F2P) | gg | 27:05 |
| EngiKnight | gg | 27:08 |
| Serial Designation N | LMFAOO | 27:09 |
| HelpMeBigJ | ggwp | 27:10 |
| EngiKnight | xddd | 27:11 |
| [Matcha] Plugins reloaded. | 27:12 |
| [TF2 Competitive Fixes] Preventing whitelist reload | 27:12 |
| [Matcha] Soap DM loaded. | 27:12 |
| [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. | 27:12 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 27:12 |