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| [PASS-TV] Nico the wicked intercepted huntersgaminggrounds. Tick: 11792 | 02:41 |
| Grenade Jumper | faace me | 03:40 |
| Grenade Jumper | bruh. | 05:13 |
| [PASS-TV] Nico the wicked intercepted hentaivirus patient #6. Tick: 23422 | 05:36 |
| Grenade Jumper | someone jump at my feet | 05:45 |
| CABAL sly | rat needs to take a shit | 05:47 |
| CABAL sly | ok | 05:48 |
| Grenade Jumper | yep | 05:59 |
| CABAL sly | wsg | 06:05 |
| [PASS-TV] Frogmin scored a goal. Tick: 26336 | 06:20 |
| [PASS-TV] passtime_ball spawned from the lower spawnpoint. | 06:34 |
| [PASS-TV] CABAL sly intercepted Nico the wicked. Tick: 29838 | 07:12 |
| [PASS-TV] Nico the wicked intercepted huntersgaminggrounds. Tick: 31253 | 07:33 |
| Grenade Jumper | They gave me the social security number 17. | 08:44 |
| Grenade Jumper | Got through half of the first 16 motherfuckers before they told me that isn't how it works. | 08:46 |
| Grenade Jumper | This Detroit gas station honey pack got me hurling rocks at pedestrians. | 09:12 |
| Grenade Jumper | This 7/11 Evil Kratom got me cutting down trees and doing construction and shit. | 09:45 |
| [PASS-TV] glungus handed off to Grenade Jumper. Tick: 44276 | 10:49 |
| glungus | yo hurry rat tf up | 11:16 |
| CABAL sly | he's pooping | 11:21 |
| glungus | im so fucking scared. | 11:39 |
| [PASS-TV] glungus scored a goal assisted by KingRatTheeThird. Tick: 49450 | 12:06 |
| [PASS-TV] passtime_ball spawned from the lower spawnpoint. | 12:20 |
| [PASS-TV] Grenade Jumper scored a goal assisted by Nico the wicked. Tick: 51832 | 12:42 |
| [PASS-TV] passtime_ball spawned from the lower spawnpoint. | 12:56 |
| [PASS-TV] glungus stole from huntersgaminggrounds. Tick: 53116 | 13:01 |
| [PASS-TV] glungus handed off to Grenade Jumper. Tick: 53346 | 13:05 |
| [PASS-TV] glungus handed off to Nico the wicked. Tick: 54615 | 13:24 |
| [PASS-TV] Nico the wicked scored a goal assisted by glungus. Tick: 54665 | 13:24 |
| [PASS-TV] passtime_ball spawned from the lower spawnpoint. | 13:39 |
| [PASS-TV] Nico the wicked intercepted huntersgaminggrounds. Tick: 56969 | 13:59 |
| [PASS-TV] Nico the wicked intercepted huntersgaminggrounds. Tick: 57948 | 14:14 |
| [PASS-TV] Grenade Jumper scored a goal assisted by Nico the wicked. Tick: 58711 | 14:25 |
| [PASS-TV] passtime_ball spawned from the lower spawnpoint. | 14:39 |
| Nico the wicked | lock in and rup up | 14:47 |
| Grenade Jumper | if you dont rup in 3 seconds I will beat the shit out of my computer | 14:50 |
| Grenade Jumper | and its your fault | 14:54 |