Demo uploaded by Arie - serveme.tf 4 days ago
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| J O S H³² | 20 | 8 | 9 | 12 | 5 | 6 | Onkey | ||||
| jyd | 13 | 14 | 3 | 13 | 4 | 8 | laika | ||||
| Matthew Phong I | 10 | 6 | 8 | 14 | 2 | 5 | TheGIH | ||||
| sodaman | 16 | 4 | 7 | 10 | 2 | 7 | turnt for scrims | ||||
| kaCeyy | 13 | 6 | 4 | 14 | 3 | 5 | Jacob | ||||
| Blindsfell | 0 | 9 | 4 | 9 | 1 | 3 | Qomatem |
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Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 00:05 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 00:05 [STV Stats] RED spent 7.4 seconds after spawning before healing 00:59 laika lol 01:13 jyd axaxaxaxa 01:18 laika XAXAXAXA 01:21 laika the door is decieving 01:30 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 02:40 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 02:40 [STV Stats] BLU's medic died with 95% uber 03:32 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 04:04 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 04:04 Onkey josh down 04:56 [STV Stats] BLU spent 8.5 seconds after spawning before healing 04:59 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 05:53 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 05:53 [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.4 seconds after spawning before healing 06:41 Onkey we did it guys! 06:48 [Pause] Ubercharges + player positions + player healths are saved 07:09 [Pause] Game was paused by kaCeyy 07:09 Matthew Phong I : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Comcast gives better support than you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Its a shame you werent the pilot of 9/11, you would have missed the building. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to a child who doesn't push the fucking payload 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The only way you guys could let me down harder would be by pushing me into the grand canyon. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Which is lower, your score or your IQ? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You must really like spectating your team 09:25 Matthew Phong I : It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Just fucking throw your mouse at your screen, that'll be the first shot you hit. You know what? You'll just miss that too. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Would you like some fries with that salt? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Are you collecting bullets? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : At least your ping knows how to high score. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even hit the power button on your computer. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I've never touched a cigarette. I feel a sense of regret for not doing it, because you gave me cancer anyway. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Are you worried about the moral consequences of killing someone in a game? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You're living proof that God has a sense of humour 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Don't worry, everybody was new once. You just... stayed.. new, somehow... 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The only thing you can throw is the match 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You make stormtroopers look good. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall, 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : players like you should come with a handicap sticker 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : video games bring new experiences and right now I'm experiencing what it's like to be a special needs caretaker 09:25 Matthew Phong I : There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Letting you live was medical malpractice 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Even Noah can't carry these animals 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd trade you for a park bench, at least it could support the team 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match 09:25 Matthew Phong I : you camp more than Bear Grylls 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You know what man, blind gamers deserve a chance too. I support you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Like the Dead Sea wasn't salty enough. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If I were to insult you, it'd be animal abuse 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Wait, don't go. I still need more salt on my food. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You know this isn't turn based combat right? When they shoot at you feel free to shoot back. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If you got cancer, I would feel bad for the cancer. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Is your monitor on 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Not even Noah could carry these animals. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You're the MVP of the other team 09:25 Matthew Phong I : To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You remind me of the son I never wanted 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If you were to shoot yourself, your K/D ratio would improve by 100%. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Now I know why nearly every game has arrows pointing to the objective. They were all for you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : It seems you and the kill cam have become well acquainted 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Imagine being pregnant for nine months only to give birth to a fucking idiot who thinks recycling this joke is a good idea. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The killcam ran out of film thanks to you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I suggest turning your monitor on for improved gaming performance. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Your aim is so poor Obama made a plan for it. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : It's just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : A million years of evolution and we get you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Your reaction time is as fast as coastal erosion. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. 09:25 Onkey : ... 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Are you playing on pacifist mode? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd I fucked your Mom, but somebody already made that mistake 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I didn't know the 'Make A Wish' foundation gave out copies of csgo. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd ask you to shoot yourself, but you'd probably still miss. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Did Marvel buy the rights to your mouse? Because you can't seem to actually kill anybody off. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : if i had a gun with 3 bullets, and next to you its hitler and justin beiber, i would shoot you 3 times 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I see you gained a new hobby, Collecting Bullets. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You couldn't even support a drug addiction 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You're an inspiration for birth control. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You are probably the only person that will miss with an aimbot. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Just because you have the ability to click play doesn't mean you should. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably suck at that too. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I`d call you cancer, but cancer actually gets kills 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : My vacuum cleaner is sucking less than you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Kennedy dodges bullets better than you do. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : This is why doctors advocate regular masturbation, to keep fuck ups like you from being conceived. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The ocean must be jealous from the amount of salt you hold. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You should have been swallowed 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The only thing you carry is aids 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You are as useless as a white crayon 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I appreciate you letting us win a few rounds to make it fair, but you can start trying now. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. 09:25 [Pause] Game has been paused for 2 minutes 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The amount of extra chromosomes you have equals the amount of deaths you have 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I think Steam Support do better job than you did 09:25 Matthew Phong I : With an aim like that, I'm surprised you were able to turn your PC on. 09:25 *DEAD* sodaman : .ss 09:25 Matthew Phong I : How many tries did it take for you to click on the button that launches the game? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Who set the bots to passive? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Comcast gives better support than you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : John Lennon is better at dodging bullets than you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Don't beat yourself up. We already did that for you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Its a shame you werent the pilot of 9/11, you would have missed the building. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : If your face was a Counter Strike map, it would be de_formed. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy just to give birth to a child who doesn't push the fucking payload 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm surprised that you were able hit the 'Install' button 09:25 Matthew Phong I : The only way you guys could let me down harder would be by pushing me into the grand canyon. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Which is lower, your score or your IQ? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Move your sisters head, I'm gonna kick you in the dick 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You must really like spectating your team 09:25 Matthew Phong I : It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Just fucking throw your mouse at your screen, that'll be the first shot you hit. You know what? You'll just miss that too. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Would you like some fries with that salt? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die. 09:25 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by sodaman... 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Are you collecting bullets? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? 09:25 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 09:25 Matthew Phong I : if you open up enough crates, one might contain the chromosome you left inside your mom. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : At least your ping knows how to high score. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 09:25 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 09:25 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 09:25 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 09:25 Matthew Phong I : It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : !hog 09:25 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 09:25 Onkey : uh 09:25 Onkey : all g? 09:25 Blindsfell : CRODIE 09:25 [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds 09:25 Blindsfell : DOORDASH TAC 09:25 *DEAD* sodaman : doordash fat guy 09:25 Onkey : lmao 09:25 Blindsfell : 1 MIN 09:25 Matthew Phong I : registered fatass in the chat 09:25 Blindsfell : FAT USELESS CHUD 09:25 TheGIH : a burger ! 09:25 Blindsfell : I LIEK DYING CUZ I CAN BITE MY LEFTOVER CHICK FIL A 09:25 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 09:25 Matthew Phong I : sherwoodfan: that's pretty mitochondrion of you 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. 09:25 Matthew Phong I : Who set the bots to passive? 09:25 Matthew Phong I : I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills 09:25 turnt for scrims wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 09:26 [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 33 seconds before using it 09:58 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 37 seconds before using it 10:01 Overrode round timer time to 240 seconds 12:22 [CC] This server is running config: rgl_6s_5cp_scrim 12:22 laika dujde 13:24 laika DUD3 13:26 laika WTFG 13:27 Malarkey ？ 13:29 laika THE DOORS ARE FUCKING LYING LOL 13:36 Malarkey yeah you can only resup past the yellow/black line 13:55 [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! 14:26 [STV Stats] RED had uber for 48 seconds before using it 14:26 Onkey yippie! 14:35 [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. 14:46 [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. 14:46 [ProperPregame] Existing class limits have been saved and will be restored on match start. 14:46 [LogsTF] Uploading logs... 14:46