| nigga | You're an inspiration for birth control. | 00:43 |
| nigga | Friendly fire was invented because of you | 00:43 |
| nigga | Fighting on the internet is like participating in the paralympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. | 00:44 |
| nigga | You're living proof that God has a sense of humour | 00:45 |
| nigga | Guys, can we put the bots on a higher difficulty? | 00:46 |
| nigga | Would you like some fries with that salt? | 00:46 |
| nigga | Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are. | 00:47 |
| nigga | Your existence is the best argument against intelligent design. | 00:48 |
| nigga | I guess the abortion clinic forgot one | 00:49 |
| nigga | I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. | 00:50 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:50 |
| nigga | Fuck yourself. You'll finally get some pussy that way. | 00:50 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:51 |
| nigga | Hitler knew when to kill-himself. Why can't you do the same? | 00:51 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:52 |
| nigga | Only thing you carry is an extra chromosome. | 00:52 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:52 |
| nigga | ergkirhrjrl | 00:53 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:53 |
| nigga | Let's just let natural selection take it's course | 00:53 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:54 |
| nigga | You don't have to worry about friends talking shit behind your back, seeing you have none. | 00:54 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:55 |
| nigga | Are you aiming for a pacifist walkthrough? | 00:55 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:56 |
| nigga | Two men walk into a bar. You walk into a fucking pole. | 00:56 |
| nigga | You remind me of the last batch of scrambled eggs I made: beaten, over-salted, and burned. | 00:57 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:57 |
| nigga | Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. | 00:58 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:58 |
| nigga | I appreciate you letting us win a few rounds to make it fair, but you can start trying now. | 00:58 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:59 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 00:59 |
| nigga | Your aim is so shit you couldn't hit the ground if you fell | 00:59 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:00 |
| nigga | Do you have parkinson's or do you just aim like shit? | 01:00 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:01 |
| nigga | No this isn't Pay-To-Win, all you have to do is pay attention | 01:01 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:01 |
| nigga | This isn't golf dude. You don't get a handicap. | 01:02 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:02 |
| nigga | I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. | 01:02 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:03 |
| nigga | I'd call you cancer, but it kills. | 01:03 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:04 |
| nigga | 404: Skill not found | 01:04 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:04 |
| nigga | it was a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.. | 01:05 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:05 |
| nigga | Stephen Hawkings probably runs better than your game | 01:06 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:06 |
| nigga | Are you AFK? Good, we finally have a chance of winning. | 01:06 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:07 |
| nigga | Even Noah can't carry these animals | 01:07 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:07 |
| nigga | You're the reason why no religion has a god that stays on Earth. | 01:08 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:08 |
| nigga | If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would make the great wall of china. | 01:08 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:09 |
| nigga | The only thing you've killed this game is my faith in you. | 01:09 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:09 |
| nigga | I didn't know dying was a special ability. | 01:10 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:10 |
| nigga | i'm just impressed you're still trying to play with a trackball | 01:11 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:11 |
| nigga | You lost the game for us? Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes, even God does, we have you to show for it! | 01:11 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:12 |
| nigga | Kennedy dodges bullets better than you do. | 01:12 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:12 |
| nigga | The amount of extra chromosomes you have equals the amount of deaths you have | 01:13 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:13 |
| nigga | You're an inspiration for birth control. | 01:13 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | Gamer198753 : what!!!!!! | 01:14 |
| nigga | Only thing you're carrying is an extra chromosome. | 01:14 |
| nigga | It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. | 01:15 |
| nigga | I'd call you an ape, but that'd give them more of a reason to shoot Harambe again. | 01:16 |
| nigga | Aiming can increase your accuracy. | 01:16 |
| nigga | I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. | 01:17 |
| nigga | You're as useful as a white crayon | 01:18 |
| nigga | If you got cancer, I would feel bad for the cancer. | 01:19 |
| nigga | I'd tell you to shoot yourself, but I bet you'd miss | 01:19 |
| nigga | i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket | 01:20 |
| nigga | Stephen Hawking did great with his disability. Why can't you? | 01:21 |
| nigga | I've seen better reflexes from Bethesda NPCs | 01:22 |
| nigga | Only thing you carry is an extra chromosome. | 01:22 |
| nigga | Is your huge death count compensating for something? | 01:23 |
| nigga | A million years of evolution and we get you. | 01:24 |
| nigga | Are you aiming for a pacifist walkthrough? | 01:25 |
| nigga | Warmup ended several rounds ago. | 01:26 |
| nigga | I'd like to see things form your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass. | 01:26 |
| nigga | Correct! I am a tool, because unlike you, I'm actually useful. | 01:27 |
| nigga | I appreciate you letting us win a few rounds to make it fair, but you can start trying now. | 01:28 |
| nigga | stop hogging all the deaths | 01:29 |
| nigga | When I die, I want you to put my casket into my grave, so that you can let me down one last time. | 01:29 |
| nigga | I'm Sorry I Can't Hear you From the Bottom of the Scoreboard | 01:30 |
| nigga | I would call you cancer, but cancer actually kills people. | 01:31 |
| nigga | Mentally challenged people don't want to be referred as 'Retarded' becuase they don't want to be compared with you. | 01:32 |
| nigga | If you worked at a zoo, Harambe would still be alive. | 01:32 |
| nigga | You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen | 01:33 |
| nigga | It's incredible how you can bring so many people so much joy just by leaving the game! | 01:34 |
| nigga | Believe in yourself, because the rest of us think you're an idiot. | 01:34 |
| nigga | I can feel my braincells dying just from being in the same server as you | 01:35 |
| nigga | Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. | 01:36 |
| nigga | You are proof enough that guns do not kill people. | 01:37 |
| nigga | Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident | 01:38 |
| nigga | I'd call you a piece of shit but that at least has use as fertilizer | 01:39 |
| nigga | This team could lose at Farmville. | 01:39 |
| nigga | Maybe Hello Kitty Island Adventure is more around your skill level | 01:40 |
| nigga | I'd rather masturbate to tentacle porn with a toaster than to be matched with you again. | 01:41 |
| nigga | The way you feed, you could stop world hunger. | 01:42 |
| nigga | I bet your club penguin pets killed themselves | 01:43 |
| nigga | Why don't you check between your chair and your keyboard for the problem? | 01:44 |
| nigga | Too bad you weren't in control of the Titanic. You would have missed the Iceberg. | 01:45 |
| nigga | Aiming can increase your accuracy. | 01:47 |
| nigga | You could shoot at the ground and still miss | 01:53 |
| nigga | I suggest turning your monitor on for improved gaming performance. | 01:53 |
| nigga | Your aim is so poor Bono is holding a charity concert for it. | 01:54 |
| nigga | I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. | 01:55 |
| nigga | Does your ass get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? | 01:56 |
| nigga | This isn't Pokemon, stop catching 'em all enemy bullets. | 01:57 |
| nigga | If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. | 01:58 |
| nigga | With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet | 01:59 |
| nigga | You couldn't even hit puberty. | 02:00 |
| nigga | I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there | 02:01 |
| nigga | Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth? | 02:03 |
| nigga | Stephen Hawking did great with his disability. Why can't you? | 02:04 |
| nigga | 'Three-second burst' should be your rate-of-fire, not your life expectancy | 02:05 |
| nigga | If you were to shoot yourself, your K/D ratio would improve by 100%. | 02:06 |
| nigga | I'm jealous of people that didnt know you. | 02:06 |
| nigga | Perhaps your strategy should include trying. | 02:07 |
| nigga | I regret not smoking my entire life, because watching you still gave me cancer. | 02:08 |
| nigga | A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you | 02:09 |
| nigga | You're the reason negatives numbers exist | 02:09 |
| nigga | Your aim is so shit you couldn't hit the ground if you fell | 02:10 |
| nigga | Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there | 02:11 |
| nigga | I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. | 02:12 |
| nigga | **PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming. | 02:13 |
| nigga | I see your hobbies include lag, friendly fire and caps lock. Good for you. | 02:13 |
| nigga | It's incredible how you can bring so many people so much joy just by leaving the game! | 02:14 |
| nigga | Can someone set the bot difficulty at least to medium, please? | 02:15 |
| nigga | I cant hear you at the bottom of the scoreboard | 02:20 |
| nigga | I noticed your sister got all the good genes from the family. | 02:21 |
| nigga | Your aim is so poor Obama made a plan for it. | 02:22 |
| nigga | Isn't your time running out on the library computer? | 02:25 |
| nigga | This is why people talk about you when you're not around. | 02:26 |
| nigga | I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass. | 02:27 |
| nigga | Kennedy dodges bullets better than you do. | 02:27 |
| nigga | The amount of extra chromosomes you have equals the amount of deaths you have | 02:28 |
| nigga | You know the expression a face only a mother could love? That was based off of your birth. | 02:29 |
| nigga | You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match | 02:29 |
| nigga | Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. | 02:30 |
| nigga | I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you. | 02:31 |
| nigga | Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you | 02:32 |
| nigga | Out of any animal you identify with, you chose a bitch. | 02:38 |
| nigga | The only thing lower than your k/d ratio is your I.Q. | 02:39 |
| nigga | It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard. | 02:40 |
| nigga | This isn't Pokemon, stop catching 'em all enemy bullets. | 02:40 |
| nigga | Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful. | 02:41 |
| nigga | To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? | 02:42 |
| nigga | The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome | 02:43 |
| nigga | Fuck yourself. You'll finally get some pussy that way. | 02:43 |
| nigga | How are you this bad at support? Do you work for Comcast? | 02:45 |
| nigga | With a score as low as that, you must be amazing at golf. | 02:48 |
| nigga | Wait, don't go. I still need more salt on my food. | 02:49 |
| nigga | Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? | 02:50 |
| nigga | I'd call you cancer, but at least cancer gets kills. | 02:50 |
| nigga | Stormtroopers aim better than you. | 02:51 |
| nigga | I regret not smoking my entire life, because watching you still gave me cancer. | 02:52 |
| nigga | Can you please check if your mouse is plugged in? | 02:53 |
| nigga | im pocket | 02:56 |
| nigga | You are like Forrest Gump but without the running thing. | 02:59 |
| nigga | Your aim is so shit you couldn't hit the ground if you fell | 02:59 |
| nigga | I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce | 03:00 |
| nigga | Your reaction time is on par with the time it takes for plastic to decompose. | 03:01 |
| nigga | Unplug the Ethernet cable. That gets rid of the lag. | 03:02 |
| nigga | What's the difference between you and a bench? The bench can actually support an entire team. | 03:02 |
| nigga | I would ask if you were new, but that would imply you can actually get better | 03:03 |
| nigga | I can feel my braincells dying just from being in the same server as you | 03:04 |
| nigga | Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example. | 03:05 |
| nigga | If you made as many good plays as made excuses, you'd have won EVO by now. | 03:05 |
| nigga | How many tries did it take for you to click on the button that launches the game? | 03:06 |
| nigga | I'd tell you to kill yourself, but chances are you'd fuck that up too | 03:07 |
| nigga | It's sad that your IQ matches your shoe size. | 03:08 |
| nigga | A fortune teller told me that I was going to kill a vegetable today, I guess that time is now... | 03:08 |
| nigga | Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition | 03:09 |
| nigga | I'd call you cancer, but cancer gets kills. | 03:10 |
| nigga | Players like you are why Easy mode is a difficulty option. | 03:11 |
| nigga | Did your parents try to get a refund? | 03:12 |
| nigga | You could shoot at the ground and still miss | 03:12 |
| nigga | I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence | 03:13 |
| nigga | Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are. | 03:14 |
| nigga | Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first | 03:14 |
| nigga | I guess the abortion clinic forgot one | 03:15 |
| nigga | The way you're feeding, you could end world hunger. | 03:16 |
| nigga | You are probably the only person that will miss with an aimbot. | 03:17 |
| nigga | Oh look, Hitler missed one | 03:17 |
| nigga | Only thing you carry is an extra chromosome. | 03:18 |
| nigga | I'd tell you where the uninstall button is but you'd miss that one too | 03:19 |
| nigga | With that aim, I'm impressed you could even hit the queue button. | 03:20 |
| nigga | I didn't know the 'Make A Wish' foundation gave out copies of csgo. | 03:20 |
| nigga | You're as useful as Stephen Hawking's home gym | 03:21 |
| nigga | Are you constipated? 'cause you ain't doin' shit. | 03:22 |
| nigga | Holy shit! You're not just useless, you're harmless too! | 03:23 |
| nigga | At least your ping score is higher than mine | 03:24 |
| nigga | Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan | 03:24 |
| nigga | I bet you have alot of participation awards... | 03:25 |
| nigga | I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. | 03:26 |
| nigga | You're the human equivalent of a participation award. | 03:27 |
| nigga | Your Tinder profile has seen more lefts than a Nascar track | 03:27 |
| nigga | I see your hobbies include lag, friendly fire and caps lock. Good for you. | 03:28 |
| nigga | Oh wait, this is not a bot game? | 03:29 |
| nigga | I'd I fucked your Mom, but somebody already made that mistake | 03:30 |
| nigga | Your skill is like John Cena, nobody can see it | 03:30 |
| nigga | I'd call you cancer, but at least cancer kills. | 03:31 |
| nigga | I'm sorry, you'll have to be louder- sound doesn't travel all the way up the scoreboard. | 03:32 |
| nigga | If you want to reduce the number of times you lose, you could try uninstalling | 03:32 |
| nigga | Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free. | 03:33 |
| nigga | I would call you cancer but cancer actually gets kills | 03:34 |
| nigga | I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. | 03:35 |
| nigga | Dropped like a newborn baby. | 03:36 |
| nigga | You could win an oscar for how sad your life is. | 03:37 |
| nigga | Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. | 03:37 |
| nigga | The killcam ran out of film thanks to you. | 03:38 |
| nigga | I would tell you to shoot yourself, but you'd miss. | 03:39 |
| nigga | Maybe God made you a bit too special. | 03:39 |
| nigga | I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game | 03:40 |
| nigga | You know this isn't turn based combat right? When they shoot at you feel free to shoot back. | 03:41 |
| nigga | I would insult you but nature did a better job. | 03:42 |
| nigga | You know what man, blind gamers deserve a chance too. I support you. | 03:43 |
| nigga | I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash | 03:43 |
| nigga | I'd tell you to go play in traffic, but you'd probably suck at that too. | 03:44 |
| nigga | I'd tell you to shoot yourself, but I bet you'd miss | 03:45 |
| nigga | Try not to trip on your skill level on the way out. | 03:46 |
| nigga | I'm jealous of all the people who have never met you. | 03:47 |
| nigga | i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile | 03:47 |
| nigga | I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. | 03:48 |
| nigga | How'd you get through the tutorial? | 03:49 |
| nigga | I'd call you cancer, but at least cancer gets kills. | 03:49 |
| nigga | Try switching your router off, that might help. | 03:50 |
| nigga | I'd like to see things form your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass. | 03:52 |
| nigga | You are like Forrest Gump but without the running thing. | 03:53 |
| nigga | If you honestly call that trying, you're not even a candidate for the participation award. | 03:54 |
| nigga | Get off your knees, you're blowing the game | 03:54 |
| nigga | You're more fucked than a Ditto in day-care. | 03:55 |
| nigga | Even the game's client-side prediction has no idea what you're trying to do. | 03:56 |
| nigga | Your aim is so shit you couldn't hit the ground if you fell | 03:57 |
| nigga | Play with a blindfold on, at least you'll have a valid reason for missing all those shots. | 03:58 |
| nigga | Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan | 03:58 |
| nigga | When I die, I want you to put my casket into my grave, so that you can let me down one last time. | 03:59 |
| nigga | No this isn't Pay-To-Win, all you have to do is pay attention | 04:00 |
| nigga | Stormtroopers hit their targets more than you. | 04:01 |
| nigga | I'm still not convinved God exists, but if he does you prove he has a sense of humor. | 04:02 |
| nigga | Team Fortress is also Free-To-Uninstall | 04:02 |
| nigga | You're a prime example of why the gene pool needs a whole lot of bleach | 04:03 |
| nigga | What's the biggest difference between you and Hitler? At least Hitler managed to kill himself. | 04:05 |
| nigga | I need an apology letter. Can I borrow your birth certificate? | 04:06 |
| nigga | I'd call you cancer, but it kills. | 04:07 |
| nigga | When I die, I'd like you to lower my coffin, so you can let me down one last time. | 04:07 |
| nigga | Maybe if you try to miss, you might hit something! | 04:08 |
| nigga | Did Marvel buy the rights to your mouse? Because you can't seem to actually kill anybody off. | 04:09 |
| nigga | Your ass must be jealous of all that shit coming out of your mouth | 04:10 |
| nigga | I see your hobbies include lag, friendly fire and caps lock. Good for you. | 04:10 |
| nigga | What's the difference between you and a bench? The bench can actually support an entire team. | 04:11 |
| nigga | If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. | 04:12 |
| nigga | Were you born on a freeway? Because that's where most accidents happen. | 04:13 |
| nigga | I'd I fucked your Mom, but somebody already made that mistake | 04:14 |
| nigga | I'd tell you to just end it and shoot yourself, but you'd probably miss. | 04:15 |
| nigga | Your kill list is shorter than a list of french war heroes | 04:15 |
| nigga | The way you're feeding, Africa may finally have a chance. | 04:16 |
| nigga | Your parents aren't the only ones who regret knowing you | 04:17 |
| nigga | Are you AFK? Good, we finally have a chance of winning. | 04:18 |
| nigga | does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? | 04:18 |
| nigga | I noticed your sister got all the good genes from the family. | 04:19 |
| nigga | You didn't make a mistake. Your parents did. | 04:20 |
| nigga | I'm more worried about Gandhi attacking me than you. | 04:21 |
| nigga | Why are you still here? I thought trash day was yesterday. | 04:21 |
| nigga | Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? | 04:22 |
| nigga | I would call you cancer but cancer actually gets kills | 04:23 |
| nigga | Your aim is so poor Obama made a plan for it. | 04:24 |
| nigga | Isn't your time running out on the library computer? | 04:25 |
| nigga | Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall | 04:26 |
| nigga | Can you just place your cat on the keyboard and leave? We've a better chance of winning that way. | 04:26 |
| nigga | I'd call you a piece of shit but that at least has use as fertilizer | 04:27 |
| nigga | You lost the game for us? Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes, even God does, we have you to show for it! | 04:28 |
| nigga | I love a good sale, but ain't nobody buying your bullshit. | 04:29 |
| nigga | Dropped like a newborn baby. | 04:29 |
| nigga | All of these flavors and you choose to be salty | 04:30 |
| nigga | My vacuum cleaner is sucking less than you. | 04:31 |
| nigga | Well I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong | 04:32 |
| nigga | You could win an oscar for how sad your life is. | 04:33 |
| nigga | A fortune teller told me that I was going to kill a vegetable today, I guess that time is now... | 04:33 |
| nigga | The amount of extra chromosomes you have equals the amount of deaths you have | 04:34 |
| nigga | You are more ignored than Terms and Services. | 04:35 |
| nigga | The only thing you should be throwing is yourself out of a 4th story window | 04:36 |
| nigga | You're an inspiration for birth control. | 04:36 |
| nigga | Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you. | 04:37 |
| nigga | You know what they say, whatever doesn't kill you is just a surprise to the rest of us. | 04:38 |
| nigga | The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you | 04:42 |
| nigga | I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. | 04:43 |
| nigga | You're the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match | 04:44 |
| nigga | Why don't you slip into something more comefortable? Like a coma? | 04:44 |
| nigga | I'd call all of you cancer, but at LEAST cancer kills. | 04:45 |
| nigga | I see you gained a new hobby, Collecting Bullets. | 04:46 |
| nigga | It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. | 04:47 |
| nigga | Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you | 04:49 |
| nigga | I bet you guys are going to single-handedly keep the porn industry alive for the next 30 years the way you're fucking us. | 04:50 |
| nigga | You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. | 04:51 |
| nigga | I'd call you an ape, but that'd give them more of a reason to shoot Harambe again. | 04:52 |
| nigga | Who set the bots to passive? | 04:52 |
| nigga | I'd ask you to shoot yourself, but you'd probably still miss. | 04:53 |
| nigga | Aiming can increase your accuracy. | 04:54 |
| nigga | Wow, this game should really be R-rated. I'm looking at the killfeed and all it shows is our team getting fucked. | 04:55 |
| nigga | I suggest turning your monitor on for improved gaming performance. | 04:56 |
| nigga | Would you like some fries with that salt? | 04:57 |
| nigga | Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. | 04:57 |
| nigga | I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it. | 04:58 |
| nigga | It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard. | 04:59 |
| nigga | Stairs has killed more people than you have. | 05:00 |
| nigga | Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are. | 05:10 |
| nigga | If this was pay-to-win, you'd go bankrupt before you got your first kill. | 05:10 |
| nigga | If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. | 05:11 |
| nigga | You couldn't even hit puberty. | 05:12 |
| nigga | Shouldn't you be trying to put a round block in a square hole somewhere? | 05:13 |
| nigga | You might as well start hacking, that way you could finally achieve something | 05:13 |
| nigga | If you stopped jerking off, maybe the blood would go to your brain instead. | 05:14 |
| nigga | I'd tell you where the uninstall button is but you'd miss that one too | 05:15 |
| nigga | I'm jealous of people that didnt know you. | 05:16 |
| nigga | Try switching your router off, that might help. | 05:17 |
| nigga | When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time. | 05:18 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | make me admin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 06:38 |
| nigga | My shoes have more support than you've given me. | 06:58 |
| nigga | You're the reason negatives numbers exist | 06:58 |
| nigga | Internet Explorer could run faster than you | 06:59 |
| nigga | Your skill is like your day's wages: minimal. | 07:00 |
| nigga | I have bowel movements that move faster than your thought process | 07:00 |
| nigga | You'll never be the man your mother is. | 07:01 |
| nigga | I'm Sorry I Can't Hear you From the Bottom of the Scoreboard | 07:02 |
| nigga | What's the biggest difference between you and Hitler? At least Hitler managed to kill himself. | 07:03 |
| nigga | Your Tinder profile has seen more lefts than a Nascar track | 07:03 |
| nigga | You know that if you plug the screen in you can actually see the enemies. | 07:04 |
| nigga | You're the reason your dad drinks | 07:05 |
| nigga | I can feel my braincells dying just from being in the same server as you | 07:06 |
| nigga | even the steam support is more useful than you | 07:07 |
| nigga | Why are you still here? I thought trash day was yesterday. | 07:08 |
| nigga | The only thing you've killed this game is my faith in you. | 07:08 |
| nigga | You lost the game for us? Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes, even God does, we have you to show for it! | 07:09 |
| nigga | Nigga | 07:12 |
| nigga | Well I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong | 07:12 |
| nigga | The only thing you should be throwing is yourself out of a 4th story window | 07:13 |
| nigga | \_/ <---- Cry here Africa needs water | 07:14 |
| nigga | I'd call all of you cancer, but at LEAST cancer kills. | 07:14 |
| nigga | You're about as useful as a snowshovel in Hawaii. | 07:15 |
| nigga | Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy to give birth to a child who doesn't do the fucking objective. | 07:16 |
| nigga | There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them. | 07:17 |
| gold | OMICRON | 08:11 |
| gold | U NEED TO GO | 08:14 |
| gold | BIG DOOR TO WALK THE MEDIC UP ELBOW | 08:19 |
| gold | CHEIF | 08:23 |
| nigga | haha niggers | 08:34 |
| nigga | rekt | 08:35 |
| gold | s(he) be(lie)ve(d) | 08:56 |
| gold | XD | 08:58 |
| gold | GUYS | 08:59 |
| gold | GUYS THIS IS FUNYN | 09:02 |
| gold | GUYS | 09:03 |
| nigga | ill look it up | 09:04 |
| gold | XD | 09:05 |
| gold | GIVE SOLDIER A GLOCK | 09:36 |
| gold | GUYS | 09:40 |
| gold | GIVE | 09:41 |
| gold | GIVE OSLDIER A GLOCK | 09:44 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | your so(n) (i)s bi(g) (ga)y I a(po)l(o)gize dee(p)ly | 09:56 |
| gold | give soldier a glock | 09:57 |
| nigga | sbeven | 10:12 |
| nigga | inside joke lol | 10:15 |
| gold | mmm | 10:18 |
| gold | nigga | 10:20 |
| gold | omicron what ar eu saying dude | 10:27 |
| gold | e u players are bad | 10:31 |
| gold | nice | 12:06 |
| nigga | i played with him | 12:10 |
| gold | 700 pin g nisajo | 12:10 |
| nigga | fuck you | 15:13 |
| nigga | breathing heavily* | 15:43 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | penis sex administration | 16:52 |
| gold | AHEM.. | 17:03 |
| gold | n word | 17:04 |
| gold | XD | 17:05 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | nigga balls!!!!!!!!!! | 17:10 |
| xXSpider_NisajoXx | nigger | 18:13 |
| xXSpider_NisajoXx | oi | 19:17 |
| xXSpider_NisajoXx | negro | 19:19 |
| gold | STDS DEMO XD | 20:21 |
| gold | the aids man | 20:35 |
| gold | your eurteha | 20:51 |
| cum coochie (nigga balls) | med down | 21:04 |
| nigga | oops you scared me | 21:08 |
| nigga | nigga | 21:16 |
| nigga | you came at me with medic melee | 21:21 |
| nigga | dude | 21:54 |
| nigga | were not gonna remember any of this next week | 22:01 |
| xXSpider_NisajoXx | g | 22:35 |
| xXSpider_NisajoXx | nigger | 22:46 |
| xXSpider_NisajoXx | blavk | 25:20 |
| nigga | i think its playing with only friends | 25:34 |
| gold | YIKE'S | 25:39 |
| ❤Kat ❤ | !rcon changelevel cp_snakewater_final1 | 25:40 |
| ❤Kat ❤ | !rcon changelevel cp_snakewater_final1 | 26:23 |