Demo uploaded by serveme.tf 7 years go
| Name | K | A | D | D | A | K | Name | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MATI TO JA | 25 | 15 | 10 | 26 | 2 | 16 | br3jni | ||||
| StelaŻ_ | 25 | 13 | 8 | 24 | 6 | 2 | Van Dyke |
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br3jni bo soldem raka bedziesz robil 0:00 Van Dyke aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 03:09 br3jni klase zmien xd 06:27 br3jni kurwa 06:29 br3jni xd 06:31 br3jni tyx 06:38 Van Dyke kuewa 06:39 br3jni /speedo 07:34 br3jni ammo nie widze 07:44 Van Dyke pojebało mi sie 10:20 br3jni dasz pause bo retry musze? 10:20 [Pause] Game was paused by StelaŻ_ 10:24 aving ubercharge level for StelaŻ_ 10:24 aving ubercharge level for Van Dyke 10:24 ATI TO JA : def win 10:24 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by StelaŻ_... 10:24 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 10:24 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 10:24 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 10:24 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 10:24 estoring ubercharge level for StelaŻ_ 10:24 estoring ubercharge level for Van Dyke 10:24 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 10:24 br3jni juz jest k 10:33 br3jni ale cie wyczulem 11:13 Van Dyke zw za 2 min 12:53 br3jni :( 12:56 Van Dyke dajcie pauze 12:56 [Pause] Game was paused by StelaŻ_ 12:59 aving ubercharge level for StelaŻ_ 12:59 aving ubercharge level for Van Dyke 12:59 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by MATI TO JA... 12:59 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 12:59 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 12:59 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 12:59 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 12:59 estoring ubercharge level for StelaŻ_ 12:59 estoring ubercharge level for Van Dyke 12:59 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 12:59 [Pause] Game was paused by MATI TO JA 13:02 aving ubercharge level for StelaŻ_ 13:02 aving ubercharge level for Van Dyke 13:02 r3jni : missclick 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /setstart 13:02 r3jni : /noclip 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /noclip 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /noclip 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /noclip 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /noclip 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /noclip 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /noclip 13:02 r3jni : 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potato 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence 13:02 telaŻ_ : i bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket 13:02 telaŻ_ : I hope one day you regain the use of your hands. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Are you aiming for a pacifist walkthrough? 13:02 telaŻ_ : At least your ping score is higher than mine. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You are what you eat, and you're a dick. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Try playing the game normally, instead of just repeatedly slamming your forehead into the keyboard. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I RECOMMEND YOU TRY ANOTHER SPORT. LIKE KNITTING. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd tell you to commit suicide, but then you'd have a kill. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You need to go back to growing things on Farmville 13:02 telaŻ_ : i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot 13:02 telaŻ_ : The keys you're looking for are Alt-F4 13:02 telaŻ_ : I would insult you but nature did a better job. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I have neither the time, nor the crayons, to explain this to you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Are your parents siblings? 13:02 telaŻ_ : ***PROTIP*** use your mouse to look around 13:02 telaŻ_ : i bet you sit alone at lunch 13:02 telaŻ_ : steam:/uninstall/440 13:02 telaŻ_ : **PROTIP** Use the reticule in the middle of the screen to aim. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Please be careful to ensure your tears don't get into the electronics. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Im considering playing against you with my eyes closed, cause playing one handed didnt make it any harder. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free. 13:02 telaŻ_ : With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet 13:02 telaŻ_ : I've took shits that were harder than killing you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Maybe you should try something more on your level, like rock-paper-scissors. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Everyone who loves you is wrong. 13:02 telaŻ_ : don't trip on your way into respawn 13:02 telaŻ_ : Maybe you should try a single-player game. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. It was lag, wasn't it? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Perhaps your strategy should include trying. 13:02 [Pause] Game has been paused for 1 minute 13:02 telaŻ_ : Tried Uploading this to pornhub...but they don't accept rape 13:02 telaŻ_ : are you watching porn or something i swear to god you're playing with one hand 13:02 telaŻ_ : Feminists get more trigger time than you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : The keys your looking for are Alt-F4 13:02 telaŻ_ : you almost didn't die that time 13:02 telaŻ_ : **PROTIP** Left click on enemies to kill them. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2 13:02 telaŻ_ : you camp more than Bear Grylls 13:02 telaŻ_ : rofl my monitor is off and i'm playing via morse code and a complex system of ech0location 13:02 telaŻ_ : If life is like a box of chocolates, you're a fucking raisin 13:02 telaŻ_ : hold on im loading my scripts for giving a shit 13:02 telaŻ_ : Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first 13:02 telaŻ_ : brb going to get my keyboard 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're lagging so hard you're still in 2015 13:02 telaŻ_ : There are loads of tutorials online that will show you how to setup your mouse properly. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Bananas see more action than you 13:02 telaŻ_ : If your Mom's vagina was a video game it would be rated E for everyone 13:02 telaŻ_ : You are why aliens wont talk to us. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Try not to trip on your skill level on the way out. 13:02 telaŻ_ : have you ever had a conversation where the other person wasn't just shaking their head in disappointment? 13:02 telaŻ_ : You must be so confused about the tiny people in your computer screen. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You have worse map awareness than Christopher fucking Columbus. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're worth less than a Steam trading card 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm jealous of people that don't know you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd rather fuck a bear trap than live a minute of your life 13:02 r3jni : kurwa 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm surprised you even managed to get out of bed without hurting yourself 13:02 telaŻ_ : Whats it like trying to play videogames without any arms? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Have you considered other hobbies? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Can someone set the bot difficulty at least to medium, please? 13:02 telaŻ_ : I didn't know they let Stormtroopers play video games 13:02 telaŻ_ : Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Go get your grandma.. maybe she can explain this level to you 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass. 13:02 telaŻ_ : It's dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in a single sentence!!! 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Do you need help? I ask cause the only way I can imagine you playing this bad, was if you had collapsed on your keyboard. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Even Noah can't carry these animals 13:02 telaŻ_ : Don't worry guys, I'm a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're so bad my aimbot took pity on you and missed. 13:02 telaŻ_ : i think your sniping skills would fit in more with club penguin 13:02 telaŻ_ : i hope your aim is better than your insults 13:02 telaŻ_ : I have bowel movements that move faster than your thought process 13:02 telaŻ_ : Shouldn't you be trying to put a round block in a square hole somewhere? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Stormtroopers aim better than you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : My cat jumped on my keyboard...guess he hates casuals too 13:02 telaŻ_ : Have you tried turning it off and back on again? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Does your mouse have kickback when you shoot? 13:02 telaŻ_ : You know all those times your parents said video games would get you nowhere? They were right. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're the reason your parents fight 13:02 telaŻ_ : Maybe you should try something more your speed.. like stopping 13:02 telaŻ_ : Maybe you should just go play The Sims with your sister 13:02 telaŻ_ : Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? 13:02 telaŻ_ : here's a coloring book and some crayons go have fun 13:02 telaŻ_ : We test for most IQs.. we had to dig for yours 13:02 telaŻ_ : While it is free to play, DOTA 2 is also free to uninstall 13:02 telaŻ_ : I think you dropped a pair of chromosomes right there 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm super glad you're enjoying the rich tapestry of art assets and sprites, but some of us are trying to win the fucking game 13:02 telaŻ_ : I've had jar lids give me a bigger challenge than you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : only thing u carry is an extra chromosome 13:02 telaŻ_ : WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings. 13:02 telaŻ_ : This isn't golf dude. You don't get a handicap. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're the human equivalent of a participation award. 13:02 telaŻ_ : No this isn't Pay-To-Win, all you have to do is pay attention 13:02 telaŻ_ : [ ] Not Rekt [X] Rekt 13:02 telaŻ_ : Maybe if you stopped taking loads in the mouth you wouldn't be so salty. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial. 13:02 telaŻ_ : There's a good game for you to practice. It's called Cookie Clicker. 13:02 telaŻ_ : just do exactly the opposite of everything you think and we might have a chance 13:02 telaŻ_ : Turning on your monitor would help. 13:02 telaŻ_ : If stupidity was a character class, your stats would be legendary. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I bet you were actually trying 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm glad to see you took a break from Cookie Clicker to grace us with your MANY talents 13:02 telaŻ_ : Maybe if you stopped using your keyboard as a doormat you could actually win. 13:02 telaŻ_ : problem exists between keyboard and chair 13:02 telaŻ_ : i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile 13:02 telaŻ_ : If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : most of the time.. alcohols a problem.. when you're around.. its the only solution 13:02 telaŻ_ : Help & Options -> How To Play 13:02 telaŻ_ : Again, but with feeling 13:02 telaŻ_ : why turn on the computer if you're just gonna make it depressed 13:02 telaŻ_ : you could season a meal with all that salt from your tears 13:02 telaŻ_ : Hey, give me a shoutout to your 2 Twitch viewers 13:02 telaŻ_ : Do you remember that kid that everybody just pretended to like growing up? No? Guess what that means 13:02 telaŻ_ : If the human body is only 65% water then how are you 100% salty? 13:02 telaŻ_ : You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Stephen Hawkings probably runs better than your game 13:02 telaŻ_ : Achievement Unlocked: More Time Dead Than Alive 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're that one guy that would actually get his dick stuck in a ceiling fan for not following instructions. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm actually a dump truck driver because i carry trash like you all day 13:02 telaŻ_ : Be honest, are you just a cat swatting at the keyboard? 13:02 telaŻ_ : If you keep crying, we're going to need to build another Ark. 13:02 r3jni : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 13:02 telaŻ_ : did you check to see if your monitor was working 13:02 telaŻ_ : You'll get an achievment for dying this much 13:02 telaŻ_ : If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd jump from your Ego to your Elo. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I hope you're the last person in a human centipede. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd suggest you to uninstall the game but I bet it's too complex for you 13:02 telaŻ_ : You might help your future win-rate by uninstalling. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You would make a perfect stormtrooper. 13:02 telaŻ_ : If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : 404: Skill not found 13:02 telaŻ_ : Is your huge death count compensating for something? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your idea of a comeback is jerking off into a fan 13:02 telaŻ_ : I understand blaming the lag... between your brain and reflexes. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Is your monitor on 13:02 telaŻ_ : You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Feel free to keep napping if this is a good time for you... 13:02 telaŻ_ : A fucking flight of stairs has killed more people than you have 13:02 telaŻ_ : your aim is worse than a stormtrooper's 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd call you a piece of shit but that at least has use as fertilizer 13:02 telaŻ_ : **PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You failed, just like your dad's condom 13:02 telaŻ_ : Hey you got something added to your score. Wait... that's just another death. 13:02 telaŻ_ : i'm just impressed you're still trying to play with a trackball 13:02 telaŻ_ : Can you please check if your mouse is plugged in? 13:02 telaŻ_ : This is why people talk about you when you're not around. 13:02 telaŻ_ : If the game was about getting killed, I bet you would be still alive. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You should eat some makeup so you can at least be pretty on the inside. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You deserve a high five, to the face, with a chair 13:02 telaŻ_ : You can start trying any time you like. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Guys, can we put the bots on a higher difficulty? 13:02 telaŻ_ : You have the reaction time of a dead puppy. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Go play Lemmings, at least you'll be able to kill something. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You could be the last person on earth and still manage to die. 13:02 telaŻ_ : There are vacuum cleaners that suck less than you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I could eat alphabet soup and still shit out a better argument than you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Does your K/D need a LifeAlert? Because it's fallen and it can't get up! 13:02 telaŻ_ : You might just create another dead sea with all your tears. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I would call you a noob, but that would be an insult to them. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Oh wait, this is not a bot game? 13:02 telaŻ_ : No aimbot can fix your skills 13:02 telaŻ_ : This guy has the map awareness of fucking Christopher Columbus. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Go down to the nearest drugstore and buy a little thing called viagra. It will help you go fuck yourself. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Let's just let natural selection take it's course 13:02 telaŻ_ : you're lagging harder than internet explorer 13:02 telaŻ_ : If I wanted to kill myself I would jump from your ego down to your IQ 13:02 telaŻ_ : Remember that one time when you were good at this game? Me neither. 13:02 telaŻ_ : aww, you're just like Jesus, always respawning and never hurting anyone :) 13:02 telaŻ_ : How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy 13:02 telaŻ_ : Have you tried turning your brain off and on again? 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd tell you to go outside, but you'd just ruin that for everyone else too 13:02 telaŻ_ : Do you lose when you play against yourself? 13:02 telaŻ_ : The only lag is in your brain 13:02 telaŻ_ : When i die i want you guys to lower my coffin so you can let me down one more time 13:02 telaŻ_ : You can start trying now. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I guess the abortion clinic forgot one 13:02 telaŻ_ : I bet you can't see the screen with all your tears 13:02 telaŻ_ : your performance is worse than Sandler in his last 6 films 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm playing with an NES controller btw 13:02 telaŻ_ : Is your IQ equivalent to your k/dr? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Im sure you don't mean to be this retarded, you were just born that way. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You are the real reason your father left 13:02 telaŻ_ : You need more help at this game than anyone could provide. 13:02 telaŻ_ : All of these flavors and you choose to be salty 13:02 telaŻ_ : I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at. 13:02 telaŻ_ : If it wasn't for gravity you couldn't even hit the fucking ground 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're dying so much that you could replace Sean Bean. 13:02 telaŻ_ : The guy who played CSGO with a wheel is better than you 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your years of practice on easy bots clearly paid off. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm pretty sure the only thing you can turn on is your laptop. 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 telaŻ_ : Are you constipated? 'cause you ain't doin' shit. 13:02 telaŻ_ : With all these flavors why do you choose to be salty? 13:02 telaŻ_ : How do you manage to be so shit? Is it something you actually learn how to do, or does it come naturally for you? 13:02 telaŻ_ : The way you're feeding, you could feed Africa for a year. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I cant hear you at the bottom of the scoreboard 13:02 telaŻ_ : Don't shoot yourself! Not because I'd miss you, because you'd miss you 13:02 telaŻ_ : You must really like spectating your team 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd really let myself die to your hands but you'd miss anyway 13:02 telaŻ_ : You know that if you plug the screen in you can actually see the enemies. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You know tilting the controller doesn't help you go around corners faster 13:02 telaŻ_ : The Escape button is your best and only friend. 13:02 telaŻ_ : When your parents said shoot for the stars, this is not what they meant. 13:02 telaŻ_ : A law prohibiting you from breeding would be justified but unnecessary 13:02 telaŻ_ : If I had 2 bullets and I was in a room with Bieber, Hitler, and you, I'd shoot myself twice. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall 13:02 telaŻ_ : I recommend you keep crying. It's the only thing you're doing right. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I see somebody went to the Stormtrooper school of marksmanship. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I think it's time for you to go play outside with the other kids 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your spray control is as good as a man with Parkinson's 13:02 telaŻ_ : You should buy some fingers to go with that boosted account. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Generally having your HUD on is advised 13:02 telaŻ_ : You couldn't be more inbred if you were in a fucking sandwich. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I can't wait till I have dementia so I can forget that ever happened. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Too bad you weren't in control of the Titanic. You would have missed the Iceberg. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I've seen you die more times than I've seen my dad in my whole life. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You are the reason why abortion should be legal everywhere 13:02 telaŻ_ : I didn't know toasters could run this game 13:02 telaŻ_ : Can you just place your cat on the keyboard and leave? We've a better chance of winning that way. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Yes, we know, you have a penis. Please remove it from the keyboard and play. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Can't hear you from the bottom of the scoreboard 13:02 telaŻ_ : Can you let your daddy play now champ? 13:02 telaŻ_ : I wish my HIV-Test would be as negative as your score 13:02 telaŻ_ : Even a stormtrooper has a better aim than you 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash 13:02 telaŻ_ : Children with cancer take losing better than you do. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I bet if you would go afk, you would play better 13:02 telaŻ_ : Not even Atlas can carry this Team 13:02 telaŻ_ : I was pro-life until I met you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : How are you this bad at support? Do you work for Comcast? 13:02 telaŻ_ : To which foundation do I need to donate to help you? 13:02 telaŻ_ : That crosshair is for aiming at enemies, you know. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You probably get your insults on CS:GO from a shittalk generator 13:02 telaŻ_ : Just because you can act like a dumbass doesn't mean you should. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're the reason they need to put instructions on shampoo bottles. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You must really like spectating your team 13:02 telaŻ_ : You should commit suicide. That way you'd have at least one kill. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I'd tell you to blow me but you've been sucking dick all game 13:02 telaŻ_ : I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Try the left mouse button, it allows you to shoot! 13:02 telaŻ_ : At least buy your jungler some marshmallows if he's going to be camping so much 13:02 telaŻ_ : Hey pal, if I may give you an advice on how to play better: ALT+F4. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your existance is proof people don't know how to pull out. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there 13:02 telaŻ_ : How many tries did it take for you to click the install button? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Isn't your time running out on the library computer? 13:02 telaŻ_ : All the flavors in the world....and you choose to be fucking salty 13:02 telaŻ_ : Now I know why NA is the symbol for salt. 13:02 telaŻ_ : If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart 13:02 telaŻ_ : Yesterday I wondered what it would be if stormtroopers had a child... Today I found out the answer. 13:02 telaŻ_ : You are like Forrest Gump but without the running thing. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Are you playing on pacifist mode? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Im sure that extra chromosome helps you out with something but it sure as fuck isnt this 13:02 telaŻ_ : ethiopia could eat a year the way you are feeding 13:02 telaŻ_ : How'd you get through the tutorial? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Would you like some fries with that salt? 13:02 telaŻ_ : What's the difference between you and a bench? The bench can actually support an entire team. 13:02 telaŻ_ : The game wants to uninstall you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : at least you could become a stormtrooper 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 telaŻ_ : It was just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Don't worry guys, I am a trash man IRL. I am used to carry garbage like you 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 telaŻ_ : Feed any more and you'll end world hunger. 13:02 telaŻ_ : I don't lift, but I sure do carry. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Maybe Hello Kitty Island Adventure is more around your skill level 13:02 telaŻ_ : 95% of lag occurs between the player and the computer 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your existense is the reason for scientists to rethink the plausibility of evolutional theory. 13:02 telaŻ_ : The level of your aggravation and salt is not going to change the fact that you couldn't shoot the broad side of a barn. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Did you know that the point of this game is to kill other people... ? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Atleast you got through the tutorial 13:02 telaŻ_ : Do you want some fries with that salt 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your asshole must be jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 13:02 telaŻ_ : Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth? 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit. 13:02 telaŻ_ : It's just a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard. 13:02 telaŻ_ : We will get Half-Life 3 when u get a kill. 13:02 telaŻ_ : That respawn timer might be one of your best friends right? 13:02 telaŻ_ : you couldn't be more inbred even if you were in a fucking sandwich 13:02 telaŻ_ : dont upsetti hav some spagetti 13:02 telaŻ_ : eat my asse like a bufet (3 corse meal xd) 13:02 telaŻ_ : i ownt u in ur gay butth0le 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your aim is so poor Bono is holding a charity concert for it. 13:02 telaŻ_ : umade noobe? 13:02 telaŻ_ : le troled hard 13:02 telaŻ_ : I thought those strong arms were for carrying, I see now that they're for throwing. 13:02 telaŻ_ : go wach naturo and play wif urself fag REKT 13:02 telaŻ_ : Who set the bots to passive? 13:02 telaŻ_ : LOL i fuckd u so hard just like ur mum lst nit fag 13:02 telaŻ_ : The only thing you are carrying is an extra chromosome 13:02 telaŻ_ : If you want to hear about mistakes, ask your parents. 13:02 telaŻ_ : u play liek a blynd stefen hawkin haha 13:02 telaŻ_ : ARE U GUEYS NEW?? 13:02 telaŻ_ : are u as bad at life as u are in tf2?? 13:02 telaŻ_ : omg this is 2 ezy are U even trying?? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your Skill is like John Cena. Nobody can See it. 13:02 telaŻ_ : why dont u go play halo an fist ur butthol faget 13:02 telaŻ_ : hey granma is that u???? LOL so bad 13:02 telaŻ_ : It's a joke, not a cock, don't take it so hard 13:02 telaŻ_ : time for you 2 uninstale the game shit stane 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your aim is so bad the jews hope they get you on their firing squad. 13:02 telaŻ_ : congrtulations ur the worlds worst tf2 player 13:02 telaŻ_ : Is your keyboard even plugged in? 13:02 telaŻ_ : dose ur aim come in NOT NOOBE? LMAO 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick. 13:02 telaŻ_ : lol i troled u so hard *OWNED* 13:02 telaŻ_ : 'i lik 2 eat daddys logs of poo for lucnh while jackn off 2 naturo'- u 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your headshots are like a malaysian airlines flight... 13:02 telaŻ_ : take a se4t faget $hitstain u got OWNDE 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your KD is crashing faster than a german wings flight. 13:02 telaŻ_ : LOL scrub ur gettin rekt hardcroe 13:02 telaŻ_ : Aren't you one of those chimps they are teaching how to use a computer? 13:02 telaŻ_ : R u mad becouse ur bad nooby? 13:02 telaŻ_ : You feed more than the McDonald's. 13:02 telaŻ_ : LMAO did u go to da buthurt king an g3t urself a butthurt with fries?!? 13:02 telaŻ_ : why dont u go and play manoppoly you noob 13:02 telaŻ_ : A woman at a urinal has better spray control than you 13:02 telaŻ_ : you hav no lyfe you cant evan play tf2 propaly 13:02 telaŻ_ : If you Hold down the Power Button and the on your PC for about 5 Seconds, you'll get a very Rare drop. 13:02 telaŻ_ : im hi rite now on ganj but im stil ownen u xD 13:02 telaŻ_ : The only problem with your PC is that thing between your keyboard and your chair 13:02 telaŻ_ : if u want my cum bake ask ur mum LOL 13:02 telaŻ_ : You should make a team and call it 'soup kitchen' cause you're feeding everyone 13:02 telaŻ_ : butdocter prognoses: OWND 13:02 telaŻ_ : cry 2 ur dads dick forver noob 13:02 telaŻ_ : You are as useless as a white crayon 13:02 telaŻ_ : lol troled autismal faget 13:02 telaŻ_ : You know what the difference between a dick and a joke is? You can't take a joke. 13:02 telaŻ_ : LOL N3RD owned 13:02 telaŻ_ : 'i love to drink sprems all day'- u 13:02 telaŻ_ : Mentally challenged people don't want to be referred as 'Retarded' becuase they don't want to be compared with you. 13:02 telaŻ_ : crushd nerd do u want a baindaid for that LOL 13:02 telaŻ_ : lol rectal rekage ur so sh1t lol 13:02 an Dyke : jj 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're supposed to be farming gold, not chromosomes. 13:02 telaŻ_ : ass states - [_] NOT REKT [X] REKT 13:02 telaŻ_ : Even my smoke got more kills than you 13:02 telaŻ_ : lmao do u even try???? 13:02 telaŻ_ : are u slippan off ur chaire cos ur ass is bleeding so hard?? 13:02 telaŻ_ : Does your owner know you're running on the keyboard? 13:02 telaŻ_ : You're sweating enough to hydrate all of Africa. 13:02 telaŻ_ : u better get a towel for all ur tears faget 13:02 telaŻ_ : You've got the ball skills of a lesbian 13:02 telaŻ_ : u got ass asassenated by me rofl 13:02 telaŻ_ : Your insults are even worse than your skill 13:02 telaŻ_ : u wont shit agen thats how rekt ur ass is 13:02 telaŻ_ : i bet youre anus is sore from me ownen u LOL 13:02 telaŻ_ : Auto-sniper just means it's semi-automatic. You stil have to aim. 13:02 telaŻ_ : im gonna record a fragshow so i can watch me pwn u ova and ova LMAO 13:02 telaŻ_ : I would mentally duel with you, but I can see you're unarmed 13:02 telaŻ_ : i almost feel sorry for you hahahaha 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 r3jni : /bcheck 13:02 telaŻ_ : jestes? 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : /noclip 13:02 an Dyke : jj 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 5 seconds by StelaŻ_... 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 4 seconds... 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 3 seconds... 13:02 r3jni : /restart 13:02 r3jni : /speedo 13:02 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 2 seconds... 13:02 [Pause] Game is being unpaused in 1 second... 13:02 estoring ubercharge level for StelaŻ_ 13:02 estoring ubercharge level for Van Dyke 13:02 [Pause] Game is unpaused! 13:02 br3jni ojoj 16:07 br3jni eating time 16:40