| [CompCtrl] The game is live. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 30:00 remaining, round 1. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 0. | 0:00 |
| nitbag | im going to bum you | 00:03 |
| Morgus | ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ | 00:37 |
| catbowCAR | dont arrow me roumerrretard | 00:53 |
| Sprite | nice job roumersoldier! | 00:55 |
| Smoothie | ROFL | 00:58 |
| nitbag | im going to shag your mum | 01:04 |
| catbowCAR | heal me pleasew | 01:26 |
| catbowCAR | ur good at the game i get it now | 01:30 |
| catbowCAR | roumersoldier onlyfans | 02:36 |
| Rising | stfu cbc | 02:41 |
| Rising | roumer goat | 02:43 |
| Morgus | ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ | 03:37 |
| roumersoldier | -____________- | 05:52 |
| Sprite | nice catch! | 05:53 |
| nitbag | raped | 05:54 |
| nitbag | idiot | 05:55 |
| Smoothie | ROFL | 07:37 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 18:35 remaining, round 2. | 11:24 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 1. | 11:24 |
| Rising | gr | 15:14 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 14:27 remaining, round 3. | 15:32 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 1. | 15:32 |
| Morgus | ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ | 18:54 |
| fugazi | =) | 19:42 |
| Owen | little cunt | 20:17 |
| Smoothie | owned | 20:33 |
| Morgus | ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ | 20:51 |
| Rising | smoothie playing the angles? | 21:22 |
| Rising | cbc: any gay lessons? | 23:53 |
| nitbag | catbbowcar : me likey the willy in bumole | 24:15 |
| Sprite | *DEAD* catbowCAR : NICE MOVENT RETARD | 24:18 |
| Sprite | *DEAD* catbowking : u can never run | 24:19 |
| Sprite | catbowcar : im going to punch myself in the face if that happens again | 24:20 |
| Hugo | deli69 : can you guys buy arms then play ? | 24:21 |
| Sprite | women arent real : women are western propaganda | 24:22 |
| Sprite | nR amppis : guys watever happens tonite i just want u to know that ur playstyle is an embarassment to tf2 | 24:24 |
| Sprite | *SNAP* Yep this one's going in the cringe compilation | 24:25 |
| nitbag | Mak : got poo in my finger nail | 24:29 |
| fugazi | ROFL | 28:47 |
| [CompCtrl] The game ends because the time limit of 30 has expired. | 29:58 |
| [CompCtrl] The match is now over. | 29:58 |
| [CompCtrl] Final score: BLU 1, RED 1. | 29:58 |
| Owen | gg | 30:00 |
| Sprite | gg | 30:01 |