| [CompCtrl] The game is live. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 30:00 remaining, round 1. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 0. | 0:00 |
| Sprite | gnoblin | 00:27 |
| Sprite | I HEARD THE BACKSTAB NOISE WTF | 01:21 |
| Owen | off spy rat | 01:32 |
| Sprite | no | 01:36 |
| Sprite | h0w | 02:35 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 27:22 remaining, round 2. | 02:37 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 1. | 02:37 |
| flick | lupus? | 02:37 |
| Sprite | ur a rat | 04:07 |
| Sprite | 2 sollys flank | 04:10 |
| Sprite | kkkkk | 04:11 |
| bambi | respawn | 04:12 |
| Sprite | just bambi things | 04:14 |
| Sprite | JUST BAMBI THINGS | 04:19 |
| Sprite | *SNAP* Yep this one's going in the cringe compilation | 04:35 |
| flick | u scared the shit out of me | 04:42 |
| Sprite | gnoblin strategys | 05:20 |
| Sprite | GOBLINS EVERYWHERE | 06:18 |
| Lupus | ni | 07:54 |
| Lupus | nice | 07:55 |
| Lupus | this ez | 08:53 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 21:05 remaining, round 3. | 08:54 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 1. | 08:54 |
| flick | bruh | 09:52 |
| unikeko | flick beef | 09:54 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 19:17 remaining, round 4. | 10:42 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 2. | 10:42 |
| Sprite | rofl | 11:48 |
| Sprite | who shot me in the back | 11:54 |
| Sprite | that fucked me so bad | 11:56 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 16:50 remaining, round 5. | 13:09 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 2, RED 2. | 13:09 |
| Owen | pussy | 13:49 |
| Lupus | Im so good | 13:55 |
| flu | not recording | 14:13 |
| flick | XD | 14:55 |
| Lupus | you ded nub | 15:00 |
| Sprite | you fool | 15:15 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 13:32 remaining, round 6. | 16:27 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 3, RED 2. | 16:27 |
| Sprite | xqq u got scoutclassed lmao | 17:08 |
| Sprite | owned!! | 17:36 |
| Sprite | die fucker | 18:16 |
| Owen | dumbass | 18:24 |
| Sprite | DUMDASS | 18:28 |
| Sprite | :^) | 19:11 |
| unikeko | fyuck this classs | 19:33 |
| Sprite | rofl | 21:16 |
| bluee | ur so bad | 21:22 |
| Sprite | tru | 21:26 |
| Sprite | SFSDJLFHAFUHA | 22:56 |
| Sprite | bluee : ur so bad | 23:08 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 6:10 remaining, round 7. | 23:49 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 4, RED 2. | 23:49 |
| Sprite | GOBLIN BOMB | 24:16 |
| Sprite | LOL | 25:48 |
| Sprite | u fucking rat | 25:50 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 4:05 remaining, round 8. | 25:54 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 4, RED 3. | 25:54 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 1:55 remaining, round 9. | 28:04 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 4, RED 4. | 28:04 |
| unikeko | bg | 29:53 |
| [CompCtrl] The game ends because the time limit of 30 has expired. | 29:58 |
| [CompCtrl] The match is now over. | 29:58 |
| [CompCtrl] Final score: BLU 4, RED 4. | 29:58 |
| flu | gg | 29:59 |
| Sprite | gg ez | 30:01 |