| [CompCtrl] The game is live. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 30:00 remaining, round 1. | 0:00 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 0, RED 0. | 0:00 |
| ASH | bruh | 01:04 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 26:41 remaining, round 2. | 03:18 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 0. | 03:18 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 21:20 remaining, round 3. | 08:39 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 1. | 08:39 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 17:56 remaining, round 4. | 12:03 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 1, RED 2. | 12:03 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 15:39 remaining, round 5. | 14:20 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 2, RED 2. | 14:20 |
| apt | wtf | 18:06 |
| UberBurst | | 18:48 |
| det | >:c | 20:12 |
| det | lmfao | 20:16 |
| apt | LMAO | 20:32 |
| sin | oh vaati | 20:42 |
| det | LOL | 23:37 |
| scratchh | WTF | 23:42 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 5:33 remaining, round 6. | 24:26 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 2, RED 3. | 24:26 |
| det | wtf | 25:37 |
| SpaceGhostsCoffee | www.wikihow.com/Get-Over-Anger-Caused-by-Video-Games | 25:38 |
| sin | beef | 25:56 |
| vaati | LMAOOO | 25:59 |
| det | k. | 26:21 |
| [CompCtrl] Period status: game, 2:31 remaining, round 7. | 27:28 |
| [CompCtrl] Current score: BLU 3, RED 3. | 27:28 |
| vaati | Dont Kuod | 27:33 |
| det | (̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿°̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ͜ʖ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿°̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿) | 29:58 |
| [CompCtrl] The game ends because the time limit of 30 has expired. | 29:58 |
| [CompCtrl] The match is now over. | 29:58 |
| [CompCtrl] Final score: BLU 3, RED 3. | 29:58 |