| Atropos49 | where are the random crits??? | 00:05 |
| Rajakz | rup or fear | 00:06 |
| finman | michael jackson | 00:10 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random bursts of skill | 00:12 |
| Fuzzycoco | Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. | 00:14 |
| Fuzzycoco | Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. | 00:15 |
| firepow | bunger mode | 00:17 |
| Fuzzycoco | By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. | 00:17 |
| firepow | bunger mode | 00:18 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits, more like random SHITS | 00:19 |
| A Deranged Ape | any girls | 00:27 |
| Fuzzycoco | 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e | 00:36 |
| Fuzzycoco | Hahaha crit bind go brrr | 00:39 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. | 00:45 |
| Fuzzycoco | Home is where the random crits are. | 00:55 |
| Fuzzycoco | Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. | 00:57 |
| Kona | are u sacking for engi | 01:00 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! | 01:01 |
| Fuzzycoco | All roads lead to random crits. | 01:05 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. | 01:08 |
| Fuzzycoco | Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit | 01:13 |
| ACrispSlimJim | *DEAD* air : it's a real mystery, mr i have a dildo on my desk and tell people about it | 01:13 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit | 01:17 |
| Fuzzycoco | Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! | 01:23 |
| Fuzzycoco | I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. | 01:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. | 01:28 |
| Fuzzycoco | A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. | 01:33 |
| Fuzzycoco | Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. | 01:36 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! | 01:39 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are fair and balanced. | 01:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! | 01:46 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' | 01:49 |
| Fuzzycoco | Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. | 01:52 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Rare high moment' | 01:54 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! | 02:05 |
| Fuzzycoco | In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. | 02:09 |
| Fuzzycoco | I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. | 02:14 |
| Fuzzycoco | Cr1T1iCal SH1t | 02:41 |
| Fuzzycoco | He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. | 02:45 |
| Fuzzycoco | There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. | 02:50 |
| Rajakz | whats with these homies dissing my girl? | 02:50 |
| Fuzzycoco | In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. | 02:55 |
| finman | ? | 04:00 |
| finman | no med | 04:34 |
| finman | you win | 04:36 |
| Rajakz | whats with these homies dissing my girl? | 05:56 |
| Big Balls On A Budget | what girl? | 06:05 |
| Big Balls On A Budget | rajakz got roasted | 06:27 |
| ACrispSlimJim | gr | 06:59 |
| Big Balls On A Budget | gg | 07:00 |
| Rajakz | GR | 07:00 |
| Kona | is this ur first scrim | 07:06 |
| Proud owner of 410 newports | yes | 07:09 |
| Rajakz | look at our scouts hours | 07:16 |
| Atropos49 | ive been scrimming for 10 years | 07:19 |
| Big Balls On A Budget | whos ur scout | 07:27 |
| Rajakz | nojo | 07:31 |
| Nojo | your mom | 07:35 |
| Rajakz | whats with these homies dissing my girl? | 07:37 |
| Atropos49 | Milf Squart | 07:40 |
| finman | ur on priv | 07:52 |
| Kona | yonker | 07:54 |
| Rajakz | i went to irl 2fort once | 07:56 |
| Big Balls On A Budget | he has his stuff on rivate | 07:59 |
| Rajakz | 35 hours | 08:08 |
| Atropos49 | I got a godlike as demoknight | 08:15 |
| Big Balls On A Budget | i started comp at 10 | 08:19 |
| finman | nice | 12:24 |
| ACrispSlimJim | gg | 14:01 |
| Big Balls On A Budget | gg | 14:07 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 14:09 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 14:09 |
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