| Jayty07 | Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma! (aka, sorry about that) | 00:01 |
| Fuzzycoco | Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. | 00:02 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Rare high moment' | 00:11 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! | 00:15 |
| Fuzzycoco | In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. | 00:22 |
| Fuzzycoco | I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. | 00:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | Cr1T1iCal SH1t | 00:29 |
| Fuzzycoco | He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. | 00:33 |
| Fuzzycoco | There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. | 00:36 |
| Fuzzycoco | In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. | 00:42 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random bursts of skill | 00:45 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 34 seconds | 01:06 |
| Jayty07 | I did not mean to press this button(n) | 01:34 |
| bnnuie | lol | 01:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 113 seconds before using it | 02:41 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 97 seconds before using it | 02:42 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 11.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 03:14 |
| travis d'Arnaud fan club | IM TELEOPROTING | 04:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 19 seconds | 04:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 54 seconds before using it | 04:46 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 05:14 |
| bnnuie | engineer players man | 05:49 |
| bnnuie | just ruins all the fun | 05:53 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 18 seconds | 05:58 |
| Rays | gr | 06:15 |
| Spud <3 | gr | 06:26 |
| 我想永远这样 | do you like my dancing | 06:58 |
| travis d'Arnaud fan club | yesy | 07:00 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 18 seconds | 07:16 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 26 seconds | 07:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 08:08 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 08:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 13.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 08:31 |
| 我想永远这样 | actual blunder | 08:37 |
| bnnuie | lol | 08:40 |
| Rays | is spud a ringer? | 10:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | no | 10:19 |
| Xikylo | no | 10:19 |
| syco | no | 10:20 |
| dumb gay femboy | he's rostered | 10:21 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 10:55 |
| bnnuie | no shot | 12:16 |
| Rays | !log | 12:37 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 12:39 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 12:39 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 12:39 |