| MrSmithers | uh oh | 00:01 |
| ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) Lux | safest game ever | 00:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.0 seconds after spawning before healing | 01:07 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 34 seconds before using it | 01:39 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 03:08 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | I'm Dr. Sanchez, you're a woman. | 03:24 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | YLOINJAKDSJNLOITDAJOITADSJITASIPT | 03:24 |
| Thalash | ˢᵏᵃᵈᵒᵒˢʰ | 03:31 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 04:36 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | i felt bad about that smithers, that first one was not for you | 05:36 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ | 05:38 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.6 seconds after spawning before healing | 09:59 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 10:02 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ | 10:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 8.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 10:30 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | :) | 10:33 |
| eep | (¯`·._.·NσT EνEη тRуIηG·._.·´¯) | 10:51 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 11:14 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | nice pines | 13:18 |
| Thalash | ˢᵏᵃᵈᵒᵒˢʰ | 13:18 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 13:38 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | ٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠ | 15:51 |
| Terry's Toxic Orange | Someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what he thought of Windows 7. He replied 'I still love Vista, baby' | 15:54 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 17:07 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 22 seconds | 18:45 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 45 seconds before using it | 18:49 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 11 seconds | 21:30 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 22:05 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 47 seconds before using it | 22:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 24:25 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | s k a d o o s h | 25:26 |
| Gronk (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ | !extend | 27:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 27:50 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 95% uber | 28:55 |
| ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) Lux | NOOO | 29:27 |
| ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) Lux | DID NOT NEED THAT SIP | 29:37 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 30:14 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 30:14 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 30:14 |