| Fuzzycoco | Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. | 00:01 |
| Johno | gl | 00:02 |
| Fuzzycoco | 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e | 00:03 |
| nimitz | they chose the racially ambiguous ringer instead | 00:04 |
| Fuzzycoco | Hahaha crit bind go brrr | 00:05 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. | 00:11 |
| Fuzzycoco | Home is where the random crits are. | 00:14 |
| Fuzzycoco | Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. | 00:16 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! | 00:19 |
| Fuzzycoco | All roads lead to random crits. | 00:21 |
| Arkus | ඞ | 00:23 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. | 00:24 |
| Arkus | (what you want your bind to say) | 00:24 |
| Arkus | Z KIDDO DOWN!!! | 00:25 |
| Fuzzycoco | Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit | 00:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit | 00:29 |
| Arkus | do you believe in the pub push? | 00:29 |
| fallin | MOVE I'M GAY | 00:30 |
| Fuzzycoco | Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! | 00:31 |
| Fuzzycoco | I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. | 00:35 |
| Fuzzycoco | This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. | 00:37 |
| Fuzzycoco | A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. | 00:40 |
| Johno | so yall come here often? | 00:42 |
| Fuzzycoco | Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. | 00:43 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! | 00:45 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are fair and balanced. | 00:48 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 21 seconds | 00:49 |
| Fuzzycoco | Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! | 00:51 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' | 00:54 |
| Johno | fulltime demoknight | 00:55 |
| Fuzzycoco | Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. | 00:59 |
| Johno | por favor | 00:59 |
| Fuzzycoco | 'Rare high moment' | 01:02 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! | 01:04 |
| Fuzzycoco | In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. | 01:09 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:13 |
| Fuzzycoco | I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. | 01:17 |
| Fuzzycoco | Cr1T1iCal SH1t | 01:24 |
| finman | dont | 03:03 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 154 seconds before using it | 03:16 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 148 seconds before using it | 03:18 |
| nimitz | merp is so good | 04:56 |
| Arkus | (what you want your bind to say) | 05:00 |
| hummus speedrun | ded | 05:54 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 5.9 seconds after spawning before healing | 06:02 |
| Johno | simply a difference in skill | 07:32 |
| Arkus | fr | 07:35 |
| Arkus | epic trickstab | 07:37 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 50 seconds before using it | 07:57 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 32 seconds before using it | 09:26 |
| [STV Stats] BLU's medic DROPPED! | 09:29 |
| nimitz | massive | 09:36 |
| fallin | m2 work | 09:43 |
| Arkus | bottle kill | 12:40 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 13:48 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 119 seconds before using it | 14:02 |
| Johno | gr | 14:09 |
| Arkus | gr | 14:17 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 14:38 |
| Johno | !log | 14:49 |
| Johnny | !log | 14:53 |
| nimitz | !log | 14:56 |
| fountain Mann | !rtd | 15:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 32 seconds | 15:02 |
| finman | .ss | 15:03 |
| april | !log | 15:03 |
| april | !log | 15:10 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 15:20 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 138 seconds before using it | 16:51 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 93 seconds before using it | 16:53 |
| Johno | simply outplayed | 20:05 |
| xxxShrek-Racist VS Donkeyxxx | rah | 20:09 |
| Johno | gh | 20:34 |
| damn it going hard | gg | 20:35 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 20:41 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 20:41 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 20:41 |