| Fuzzycoco | There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. | 0:00 |
| Fuzzycoco | I literally just made this bind so I can spam it during pause | 00:04 |
| Fuzzycoco | Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. | 00:09 |
| Fuzzycoco | 52 61 6e 64 6f 6d 20 63 72 69 74 73 20 61 72 65 20 66 61 69 72 20 61 6e 64 20 62 61 6c 61 6e 63 65 64 2e | 00:11 |
| Fuzzycoco | I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. | 00:15 |
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| Fuzzycoco | Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. | 00:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 00:22 |
| Fuzzycoco | Home is where the random crits are. | 00:26 |
| Fuzzycoco | Elsewhere there are childen being constcripted as soldiers. Dying to a random crit was the worst thing to happen to you today. | 00:31 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. But I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart random crit! | 00:35 |
| Fuzzycoco | All roads lead to random crits. | 00:41 |
| Fuzzycoco | Random Crits are like Epileptic Fits, they make me shake. Shake with RAGE. | 00:45 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 00:47 |
| Fuzzycoco | Uncle sam wants YOU to die to a random crit | 00:51 |
| Fuzzycoco | Some bacteria are unlucky enough to keep explosive hydrazine in flammable cyclobutane. You are unlucky enough to be random crit | 00:59 |
| Arkus | you've been hit by | 01:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:02 |
| Arkus | you've been struck by | 01:03 |
| Fuzzycoco | Sadly, I have run out of random crit binds. Please, donate your random crit binds to the cause! | 01:04 |
| Arkus | random crit | 01:05 |
| Spud <3 | ඞ | 01:05 |
| fountain Mann | any random critters in chat???? | 01:05 |
| Arkus | ඞ | 01:08 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 110 seconds before using it | 02:38 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 98 seconds before using it | 02:40 |
| Arkus | pyro | 03:10 |
| Arkus | let me out | 03:11 |
| Arkus | please | 03:12 |
| Arkus | yay | 03:15 |
| notkadenk | DUDE | 03:15 |
| notkadenk | UR SO HEALTHY | 03:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic died with 96% uber | 04:04 |
| notkadenk | bruh | 05:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 24 seconds | 06:20 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 57 seconds before using it | 06:30 |
| notkadenk | ns | 06:44 |
| notkadenk | nice | 07:53 |
| Spud <3 | ... | 08:03 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 7.5 seconds after spawning before healing | 09:27 |
| cult of alabamo is real | gr | 10:47 |
| Arkus | you've been hit by | 10:56 |
| Arkus | you've been struck by | 10:57 |
| Arkus | (what you want your bind to say) | 10:59 |
| Spud <3 | ඞ | 11:01 |
| Arkus | ඞ | 11:02 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 11:36 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 11:55 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 14:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 190 seconds before using it | 14:18 |
| Jayty07 | impressive | 14:21 |
| Johno | aint no way bruh | 15:37 |
| Johno | i know one of yall saw that | 15:40 |
| Arkus | AH | 15:40 |
| Arkus | saw what | 15:44 |
| Johno | med failstab | 15:52 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 33 seconds | 16:30 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 50 seconds before using it | 16:32 |
| Johno | ??? | 17:28 |
| Johno | sipmly outplayed | 17:59 |
| [STV Stats] RED's medic DROPPED! | 18:27 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 11.8 seconds after spawning before healing | 18:54 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 12.4 seconds after spawning before healing | 19:02 |
| cult of alabamo is real | ????????? BOT | 19:48 |
| cult of alabamo is real | AI | 19:52 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 15 seconds | 20:01 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 56 seconds before using it | 20:35 |
| Johno | gg | 20:54 |
| notkadenk | gg | 20:54 |
| cult of alabamo is real | gg | 20:55 |
| Arkus | gg | 20:56 |
| number 7 student watches porn | gg | 20:57 |
| I missed turbine pugs for this | fuzzy loses again | 20:59 |
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