| Johno | nice engi sack | 00:17 |
| Spud <3 | ??? | 00:21 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 14 seconds | 00:23 |
| BTS | puffpuff | it was a FUCKING accident ok | 00:27 |
| BTS | puffpuff | im SORRY | 00:29 |
| BTS | Kodiak | he's sensitive | 00:37 |
| Jayty07 | hi sensitive | 00:46 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 31 seconds | 00:47 |
| Jayty07 | im heavy | 00:49 |
| BTS | Kodiak | hi heavy | 00:53 |
| BTS | Kodiak | i'm sara | 00:58 |
| [STV Stats] BLU lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 01:07 |
| BTS | puffpuff | prepare to be apoligized to | 01:11 |
| BTS | <3 Nat1110 <3 | my dog is named polpetta | 01:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 51 seconds before using it | 01:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 02:30 |
| BTS | Salty Phish | HUGE FIND | 02:55 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 03:38 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 177 seconds before using it | 03:44 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 10.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 05:19 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 06:07 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 70 seconds before using it | 06:13 |
| [STV Stats] RED spent 5.2 seconds after spawning before healing | 09:40 |
| Johno | this is the most off meta swift game ever | 09:55 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 26 seconds | 11:02 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 44 seconds before using it | 11:22 |
| Xikylo | OW | 11:33 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 27 seconds | 13:04 |
| BTS | Bumbler | you have an incredible ability to shoot me from around the corner | 14:13 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 85 seconds before using it | 14:29 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 119 seconds before using it | 14:31 |
| Johnny | !log | 15:08 |
| Johno | first hold? | 15:44 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 40 seconds | 15:44 |
| Spud <3 | slay | 15:47 |
| Johno | based | 15:48 |
| Jayty07 | brain empty | 15:56 |
| BTS | Bumbler | giving up a whole point for free? | 15:58 |
| BTS | Bumbler | based | 15:59 |
| Jayty07 | sniper removed it | 16:00 |
| Spud <3 | REAL | 16:02 |
| Spud <3 | sigma mindset | 16:09 |
| Johno | i dont like fighting teams right out of their spawn | 16:12 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 70 seconds before using it | 16:31 |
| BTS | Salty Phish | HUGE FIND | 17:09 |
| Jayty07 | its a sign | 17:15 |
| [STV Stats] BLU had uber for 99 seconds before using it | 17:24 |
| Johno | 200iq med plays | 17:47 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 7.3 seconds after spawning before healing | 19:15 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 15 seconds | 20:17 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 30 seconds before using it | 20:28 |
| [STV Stats] BLU spent 18.1 seconds after spawning before healing | 21:28 |
| [STV Stats] RED lost their uber advantage of 12 seconds | 22:16 |
| [STV Stats] RED had uber for 48 seconds before using it | 23:00 |
| Johno | gh | 23:13 |
| Jayty07 | gh | 23:18 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 23:19 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 23:19 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 23:19 |