Fuzzycoco | rup or random crit binds | 0:00 |
Fuzzycoco | I am using a bind to apologize for a random crit that did not deserve to happen. Sorry. | 00:24 |
Fuzzycoco | This is a bind to say I do not apologize for that random crit. Fuck you, you deserved it. | 00:28 |
Fuzzycoco | A random crit. Suprising. You know whats not suprising? Switching to geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance. | 00:31 |
Fuzzycoco | Roses are red. Violets are blue. You hate random crits - and they hate you too. | 00:36 |
Fuzzycoco | Random crits aren't really random, they're computer generated, your life is a lie! | 00:41 |
Fuzzycoco | Cr1T1iCal SH1t | 00:47 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 75 health remaining. | 00:51 |
Fuzzycoco | Live by the crit, die by the crit. | 00:52 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 166 health remaining. | 00:55 |
Fuzzycoco | Random crits are fair and balanced. | 00:57 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 125 health remaining. | 00:59 |
Fuzzycoco | Help, I've been random crit and cannot get up! | 01:00 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 125 health remaining. | 01:06 |
Fuzzycoco | 'Knock, Knock!' `Whos there?` 'Random.' `Random who?` 'Random crits are fair and balanced.' | 01:09 |
Fuzzycoco | Life has no intrinsic meaning. We must give ourselves purpose. Alas, random crits makes fools of us all. | 01:13 |
Fuzzycoco | Random bursts of skill | 01:19 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 125 health remaining. | 01:20 |
Fuzzycoco | A crit for a crit makes the whole world dead. | 01:23 |
Fuzzycoco | 'Rare high moment' | 01:27 |
Fuzzycoco | Random crit and unable to get up? Then LifeAlert is for you! | 01:32 |
Larenzo | hi cookies | 01:34 |
Fuzzycoco | In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then Gaben said: 'Let there be random crits'. | 01:36 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 126 health remaining. | 01:37 |
Fuzzycoco | I know child, I know. They told you hard work and determination guaranteed success. In truth, all you need is random crits. | 01:41 |
Fuzzycoco | Nanomachines son! They randomly crit in response to physical trauma. | 01:46 |
Fuzzycoco | We at Valve apologize for that random crit. | 01:50 |
Fuzzycoco | He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He's implemented random crits, so be good for goodness' sake. | 01:54 |
Fuzzycoco | There are only two things that are certain in life: taxes, and random crits. | 01:59 |
Fuzzycoco | In 1957 the CIA discovered the first random crit in the New Mexico desert. They thought they could contain it. They were wrong. | 02:04 |
Convict | Rup You Australian ASSHOLES | 02:09 |
Fuzzycoco | Hahaha crit bind go brrr | 02:10 |
Fuzzycoco | *DEAD* Your eggs are reasonably firm: Your crits are reasonably fair. | 02:14 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker is dead. | 02:18 |
Fuzzycoco | Not only was that crit fair, but I also deserved it. | 02:19 |
Fuzzycoco | Long ago, the two teams lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when random crits were added. | 02:24 |
cookies^ | How are you guys typing so fast? | 02:27 |
Fuzzycoco | Cry 'Random!', and let slip the crits of war. | 02:29 |
Fuzzycoco | By continuing to play this game, persuant to section 498.3 of US Code 54891, you consent to being fucked by random crits. | 02:33 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 125 health remaining. | 02:34 |
Fuzzycoco | Nice crit pal, next time why don't you keep it to yourself. | 02:38 |
Fuzzycoco | Random crits: the three f's, fun, fair, and fucking bullshit. | 02:43 |
Fuzzycoco | There are no crits in Ba Sing Se. | 02:46 |
Fuzzycoco | Jesus died for our sins. Now you die for Gaben's. | 02:52 |
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ROCKET MISSER 69 | wideface | 03:00 |
Fuzzycoco | I hope next time you stub your toe it is a random crit. | 03:01 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 75 health remaining. | 03:01 |
Convict | ready up | 03:03 |
cookies^ | How are you guys typing so fast? | 03:05 |
Fuzzycoco | Random crits are perfectly balanced, as all things should be. | 03:06 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | heston8r : i would sell you to saten for (1) corn chip | 03:09 |
Fuzzycoco | Home is where the random crits are. | 03:11 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 03:13 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM unloaded. | 03:13 |
| [AFK] WARNING! These players are AFK: | 03:14 |
| [AFK] - SOMETHING | 03:14 |
SOMETHING | [P-REC] Recording... | 03:18 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | [P-REC] Recording... | 03:18 |
Larenzo | [P-REC] Recording... | 03:18 |
Adin Tate | [P-REC] Recording... | 03:18 |
Hyperion | [P-REC] Recording... | 03:18 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | n1 | 04:21 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | hi:) | 06:25 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | whatthesilly | 08:05 |
Larenzo | hi | 08:09 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats from the previous rounds, type: .ss | 10:16 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | hello there | 10:37 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | no | 10:40 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | silly | 10:43 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | gotcha | 10:44 |
Larenzo | thx for the airblast | 13:43 |
Larenzo | lololo | 13:46 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | LOLOOL | 13:57 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | always helping homies:) | 14:05 |
Fobby #Savetf2 | n1 | 19:58 |
cookies^ | thx | 20:01 |
Fobby #Savetf2 | gg | 22:54 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 23:02 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 23:02 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 23:02 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 23:02 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 23:02 |
SOMETHING | [P-REC] Stop record. | 23:02 |
Larenzo | [P-REC] Stop record. | 23:02 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | [P-REC] Stop record. | 23:02 |
Adin Tate | [P-REC] Stop record. | 23:02 |
Hyperion | [P-REC] Stop record. | 23:02 |
AirmanBeatle385 | !log | 23:03 |
SOMETHING | !log | 23:03 |
| [LogsTF] Logs were uploaded to: logs.tf/3352184 | 23:08 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats, type: .ss | 23:08 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | .s | 23:09 |
Pertinax | .SS | 23:10 |
Adin Tate | !log | 23:10 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | .ss | 23:10 |
AirmanBeatle385 | !log | 23:12 |
Fobby #Savetf2 | .ss | 23:45 |
AirmanBeatle385 | !log | 23:51 |
cookies^ | .ss | 24:12 |
Moarry | .ss | 24:20 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 150 health remaining. | 24:20 |
ROCKET MISSER 69 | !log | 24:27 |
Pertinax | .ss | 25:17 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 150 health remaining. | 25:36 |
Convict | rup | 26:14 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 114 health remaining. | 26:27 |
| [SOAP] Your attacker had 129 health remaining. | 26:34 |
mago | waltuh | 26:45 |
AirmanBeatle385 | we rdy | 26:49 |
Convict | god dammit READY THE FUCK UP! | 26:52 |
DrexxoHD | :u | 27:01 |
cookies^ | apurense | 27:04 |
| [SOAP] Plugins unloaded. | 27:07 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM unloaded. | 27:07 |
Hyperion | estrategia | 27:11 |
SOMETHING | [P-REC] Recording... | 27:12 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | [P-REC] Recording... | 27:12 |
Larenzo | [P-REC] Recording... | 27:12 |
Adin Tate | [P-REC] Recording... | 27:12 |
Hyperion | [P-REC] Recording... | 27:12 |
Convict | lol | 31:58 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats from the previous rounds, type: .ss | 34:56 |
who taught the cat spanish?!? | :D | 38:06 |
Fobby #Savetf2 | piss | 40:24 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | LMAO | 43:52 |
ROCKET MISSER 69 | lmao | 43:52 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 45:00 |
| [SOAP] Soap DM loaded. | 45:01 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 45:01 |
| [LogsTF] Uploading logs... | 45:01 |
| [SOAP] Plugins reloaded. | 45:01 |
SOMETHING | [P-REC] Stop record. | 45:01 |
Adin Tate | [P-REC] Stop record. | 45:01 |
Larenzo | [P-REC] Stop record. | 45:01 |
NEOPETS MK ULTRA | [P-REC] Stop record. | 45:01 |
Hyperion | [P-REC] Stop record. | 45:01 |
SOMETHING | !log | 45:02 |
| [LogsTF] Logs were uploaded to: logs.tf/3352220 | 45:04 |
| [LogsTF] To see the stats, type: .ss | 45:04 |
AirmanBeatle385 | !log | 45:10 |
Adin Tate | !log | 45:10 |
DrexxoHD | termine dropeando creo que 4 veces :u | 45:18 |
cookies^ | lol | 45:37 |
AirmanBeatle385 | !log | 45:39 |
DrexxoHD | y todas fuieste tu :,3 | 45:46 |
cookies^ | la que me gusto es la debajo de japon | 46:11 |
DrexxoHD | si de la nada | 46:24 |
DrexxoHD | desapareci :u | 46:29 |
cookies^ | cuando fobby estaba junto a ti | 46:34 |
DrexxoHD | hyper diciendo use | 46:35 |
ROCKET MISSER 69 | !log | 46:42 |
Hyperion | xd | 46:50 |
Adin Tate | adin tate rules | 47:27 |
Convict | Adin 'Tate' Ross | 47:43 |